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You know you play too much Pirate101 when...

AuthorMessage
Bosun
Dec 21, 2009
396
When the first thing you think of when someone gets a goal in soccer is "Cap'in! We've been hit!"

Ensign
Jun 09, 2016
42
When Steam says you've invested over two thousand hours in a non-Steam game.

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1413
Ruthless Anthony on Mar 1, 2013 wrote:
You know you play Pirate101 too much when instead of laughing, you start saying "LOL" out loud.
Guilty!

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1413
swashbuckler lover on Mar 6, 2016 wrote:
This has happened to me many times
When your talking to someone on your private chat but you said what you were going to say to that person out loud. It's very embarrassing

Keisha 65 Swashbuckler
Jasmine Kidd 22 Musketeer
Kiley 12 Buccaneer
Cassidy 65 Witchdoctor
Oh, yes, I feel you!

Ensign
Mar 31, 2017
16
-When you tell your parents that they are supposed to be crystals
-When you join robotics club and you say, "Oh no, the clockworks are taking over!"
-When you go to the zoo and you call one if the flamingos Chantal
-When you ask your parents if they remember Milo Greytail
-When you call Uncle Jonathan, Uncle Bob
-When you ask your mom what El Dorado was like

I have done all of these.

Ensign
Mar 31, 2017
16
When you can think of some of these jokes.

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1413
  • You know you play too much Pirate101 when you have nothing else to do and you go on the Message Boards.
  • When you're Level 70 (or Level 70 at heart ).
  • When you Level up all of your Pirates one Level more on the same day (guilty! ).
  • When you keep seeing someone from the Message Boards' Pirates over and over again!
  • And more!

Lieutenant
Nov 05, 2011
138
When I get my little brother hooked to the game.

Lieutenant
Jan 20, 2013
113
When people reference things like Billy the Kid, El Dorado, or the Yakuza ... and all you can think about is how they're portrayed in Pirate101.

Once a super fan, now a KingsIsle QA Tester! I squash bugs.
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Ensign
Apr 24, 2013
21
selfyself on Nov 9, 2013 wrote:
your cats and dogs are misbehaving and you threaten to lock them up in jail with catbeard. sad thing is the threat worked......
I tried that, and it really did work!

level 44 swashbuckler, Ruthless Rodrigo Roberts

Captain
Dec 06, 2012
613
When I deserve my own thread for this subject

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1413
Rodrigo Robets on Jul 28, 2017 wrote:
I tried that, and it really did work!

level 44 swashbuckler, Ruthless Rodrigo Roberts
Welcome to the Message Boards, Rodrigo!

- Helpful Aurora Parker, Level 63 Swashbuckler

Ensign
Apr 24, 2013
21
Raspykoo653 on Aug 24, 2014 wrote:
1.When you go somewhere, you're always looking for a yellow exclamation mark on top of somebody's head.
2.When you visit a bay, you want to look for your ship and your flag.
3.You are wondering where all of your companions went.
4.You complain about why you can't find your ship.
5.You complain about why you can't find your flag.
6.You complain about why you can't find your companions.
7.You complain about not finding any yellow exclamation marks on top of peoples' heads.
8.You recognize it's all on the computer, and your complaining about nothing.
I'm super guilty of 3, 6, and 7. Anyway,
1. you wonder where your dogs hide their blades
2. you wonder how mooshu is both a connected land and islands in a skyway
3. you look for the skull island teleport when your siblings are being jerks
4. you wish boochbeard would take you to the spiral already
5. you think your real life mother is really a stranger raising you and keeping your pirate past from you
6. you call all carbonated drinks (like soda and ginger ale) "yum"
7. you call your computer a "transportal"
8.your siblings try to hit you twice in a fight and you say "you don't have relentless OR blade storm!

level 52 swashbuckler, ruthless Rodrigo roberts

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
10631
Rodrigo Robets on Aug 1, 2017 wrote:
I'm super guilty of 3, 6, and 7. Anyway,
1. you wonder where your dogs hide their blades
2. you wonder how mooshu is both a connected land and islands in a skyway
3. you look for the skull island teleport when your siblings are being jerks
4. you wish boochbeard would take you to the spiral already
5. you think your real life mother is really a stranger raising you and keeping your pirate past from you
6. you call all carbonated drinks (like soda and ginger ale) "yum"
7. you call your computer a "transportal"
8.your siblings try to hit you twice in a fight and you say "you don't have relentless OR blade storm!

level 52 swashbuckler, ruthless Rodrigo roberts
9. When your siblings try to hit you, you claim "First Strike!"
10 When you block or dodge them, yell "Riposte!"

Ensign
Apr 24, 2013
21
Helpful Aurora Par... on Jul 30, 2017 wrote:
Welcome to the Message Boards, Rodrigo!

- Helpful Aurora Parker, Level 63 Swashbuckler
thank you!

Petty Officer
Oct 29, 2011
95
You know you play too much pirate when every time you close your eyes you see the game perfectly on the back of your eyelids.

Lieutenant
Oct 18, 2014
147
You know you play too much Pirate101 when you start dressing your black labrador, Luna like Gracie Conrad and giving her a wrench. Seriously.

Hardy Quinn
''But Gracie Conrad is a black and white dog!''

Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
you know when you play too much p101 when:

1: you start to write fan fiction about it (guilty)

2: you have dreams about p101 (guilty)

3: when you think your cat might be a cat smuggler from mb (slightly guilty)

4: when you wanna dress up like your pirate from p101 (guilty!)

5: when you make very long backstories for your pirate(s) (guilty)

6: whenever you see foxes, you wonder why they are not holding swords or muskets. (guilty)

7: you write too many "you know you play pirate101 when.." jokes (possibly guilty)

8: you draw pictures of your pirates (guilty)

9: you see a flamingo and say: Chantal! where is your musket?

10: you are guilty of all of these! (GUILTY)

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1413
Rodrigo Robets on Aug 2, 2017 wrote:
thank you!
You're welcome!

And welcome to the Message Boards, FrostedNutella!

Gunner's Mate
Dec 25, 2015
285
lightleaf101 on Nov 27, 2016 wrote:
You know you play too much pirate101 when...

10. When you are on vacation all you think about is going back home to play more pirate101

9. When you are on a different game and get mad when the X key doesn't do anything

8. When you have lucid dreams about pirate101

7. When you suddenly realize your dog "could" be a redcoat

6. When you've lost all trust in monkeys

5. When someone talks about robots, you fantasize about defeating Kane

4. When you ask your cat if he's met catbeard

3. When you wonder what your character does when you're not playing

2. When you start to get a cold and wish miracle mitch was here

1. You realize that you've done ALL of these (guilty!)

Bonus: You have made a very detailed backstory for all of your characters (again, guilty)
For number 3 my character plots to rule valencia.

Gunner's Mate
Dec 25, 2015
285
1. when you have dreams about finding el dorado(guilty)

2 when you introduce yourself by pirates name, class, level, a few of your favorite badges.So for me it would be silent ethan sharp witchdoctor level 60 master and commander grand order of the empire and the magnificent seventh.(guilty)

3 when you have a max of every class plus every bundle and crown companion. along with the ninja pig and the ones from the retired bundles.(i wish i was guilty for this)

4 when you know your pirate and your top 3 companions better then you know yourself

5 when you have a pirate vs wizard battle(i want to do this)

Ensign
Apr 24, 2013
21
The Grin Reaper on Jan 23, 2015 wrote:
You know you're playing too much Pirate101 when...

.You want with the intensity of a thousand suns, for MatPat fron GameTheory to do an episode on it.

.You know a mind boggling amount of random historical facts.

.You spend all your free time on the Pirate101 forums, when you could be doing other things.

I think I play it to much (especialy when it comes to the first point.)

Sigh

The Grin Reaper
I am guilty of number one SOOOOOO hard

Ruthless Rodrigo Roberts level 61 swashbuckler

Ensign
Apr 24, 2013
21
anecorbie on Nov 10, 2015 wrote:
That is too much P101.
there is no such thing as too much p101!

Ruthless Rodrigo Roberts level 61 swash

Ensign
Apr 24, 2013
21
Monkrinx2024 on Nov 12, 2015 wrote:
Here some moments when you play too much pirate 101.

When someone ask " What is your wish for this up coming holiday ? for your brithday ? etc."

Then you replay " One million Bananas ."
apparently, there is a book called one million bananas so they might get you that instead of taking it literally

Ensign
Apr 24, 2013
21
DuranteRamses87 on Dec 28, 2016 wrote:
When you want to throw your computer across the room because your pet just got another useless talent but then you realize your an adult and it really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. Then you wonder why it actually kind of does. Then you throw yourself into a paradox of realizing that even though your character isn't real he makes you feel and experience real things and then you wonder if he has really developed a personality that is hidden in a black box in the logs. Then you weird yourself out and decide you need sleep.

Virtuous Dante Ramsey
now I'm sad because I'm a kid and I think like that