Spiral Cowboy on Jun 22, 2013 wrote:

You know you play too much Pirate101 when....

1. After your teacher asks you to write an essay you start looking for a "decline" icon to click.

2. When your parents ask you to take out the garbage and you say "I don't have that quest."

3. When your driving to school you try to click the "Release The Kraken" icon to get rid of the cars in front of
you.

4. When you hear your boss at work asking someone where you are you try to use "Walk In Shadows" and start searching for "Assassins Strike".

5. You try to "board" the ice cream truck.

6. You put a sign on your bedroom door that says "you are about to enter a dungeon" and paint sigils on the floor.

7. You start calling your grandfather Ratbeard.

8. You start referring to your friends as companions and try to click on them to make them go where you want them to go.

9. When you wake up in the morning you look for a quest arrow so you know where to go.

10. You try to stitch your peas and carrots to chocolate cake.

Wicked Erin, Self Appointed Unlimited Class World Swashbuckling Champion Supreme

I find 2 3 6 six making me laugh hard

Chase

You know you play too much Pirate101 when...
1. You show your little sister your puppet shows even though she doesn't play the game
2. You beg your parents to rename your cat to Catbeard
3. You feed your cat pickled herring
4. You beg your parents to rename your Guinea Pig to Gaspard De Vole
5. You talk about Pirate101 to your parents even though they have no idea what you're talking about
6. You want to go to Italy to see the unicorns and Armada
7. You build a life fountain in your room or backyard
8. You expect to see jellyfish, batacuda, and sky snakes whenever you look up into the sky
9. You start having dreams about walking around in the game
10. You fear Armada discovering your universe and then coming out of the computer to destroy you
11. You will not play chess no matter what anyone tells you
12. You decorate your tree house like your ship and try to make it fly
13. You ask your mom to buy the hidden valley ranch brand and tell her how hard the dungeon was
14. Whenever someone mentions Death you tell them he is a really nice guy
15. You try to convince your friends to play the game
16. Your parents put a limit as to how much you can play
17. You expect horses to attack you
19. You call a monkey Count Brasstillo De Brass
20. You wonder why there is no eagles in your mythology book
21. You call a crane 'Shunzang The Wise'
22. You relate everything anyone says to this game
23. Someone mentions chess and you say how annoying the pieces are
24. You call a platypus 'Mormo'
25. You wonder why salamanders don't have knives
26. You wonder why you can't find Capt. Blood's hand in a lake
27. You decorate your room to look like your house in the game
28. You call 'Voodoo' 'Hoodoo' instead
29. You read stuff like this
30. You post stuff like this

Lily Evans on Jun 27, 2013 wrote:

You know you play too much Pirate101 when...
1. You show your little sister your puppet shows even though she doesn't play the game
2. You beg your parents to rename your cat to Catbeard
3. You feed your cat pickled herring
4. You beg your parents to rename your Guinea Pig to Gaspard De Vole
5. You talk about Pirate101 to your parents even though they have no idea what you're talking about
6. You want to go to Italy to see the unicorns and Armada
7. You build a life fountain in your room or backyard
8. You expect to see jellyfish, batacuda, and sky snakes whenever you look up into the sky
9. You start having dreams about walking around in the game
10. You fear Armada discovering your universe and then coming out of the computer to destroy you
11. You will not play chess no matter what anyone tells you
12. You decorate your tree house like your ship and try to make it fly
13. You ask your mom to buy the hidden valley ranch brand and tell her how hard the dungeon was
14. Whenever someone mentions Death you tell them he is a really nice guy
15. You try to convince your friends to play the game
16. Your parents put a limit as to how much you can play
17. You expect horses to attack you
19. You call a monkey Count Brasstillo De Brass
20. You wonder why there is no eagles in your mythology book
21. You call a crane 'Shunzang The Wise'
22. You relate everything anyone says to this game
23. Someone mentions chess and you say how annoying the pieces are
24. You call a platypus 'Mormo'
25. You wonder why salamanders don't have knives
26. You wonder why you can't find Capt. Blood's hand in a lake
27. You decorate your room to look like your house in the game
28. You call 'Voodoo' 'Hoodoo' instead
29. You read stuff like this
30. You post stuff like this

29 & 30 Very funny.

Lily Evans on Jun 27, 2013 wrote:

You know you play too much Pirate101 when...
1. You show your little sister your puppet shows even though she doesn't play the game
2. You beg your parents to rename your cat to Catbeard
3. You feed your cat pickled herring
4. You beg your parents to rename your Guinea Pig to Gaspard De Vole
5. You talk about Pirate101 to your parents even though they have no idea what you're talking about
6. You want to go to Italy to see the unicorns and Armada
7. You build a life fountain in your room or backyard
8. You expect to see jellyfish, batacuda, and sky snakes whenever you look up into the sky
9. You start having dreams about walking around in the game
10. You fear Armada discovering your universe and then coming out of the computer to destroy you
11. You will not play chess no matter what anyone tells you
12. You decorate your tree house like your ship and try to make it fly
13. You ask your mom to buy the hidden valley ranch brand and tell her how hard the dungeon was
14. Whenever someone mentions Death you tell them he is a really nice guy
15. You try to convince your friends to play the game
16. Your parents put a limit as to how much you can play
17. You expect horses to attack you
19. You call a monkey Count Brasstillo De Brass
20. You wonder why there is no eagles in your mythology book
21. You call a crane 'Shunzang The Wise'
22. You relate everything anyone says to this game
23. Someone mentions chess and you say how annoying the pieces are
24. You call a platypus 'Mormo'
25. You wonder why salamanders don't have knives
26. You wonder why you can't find Capt. Blood's hand in a lake
27. You decorate your room to look like your house in the game
28. You call 'Voodoo' 'Hoodoo' instead
29. You read stuff like this
30. You post stuff like this

no. 13 is so me

sly blaze andrews

You log off of Pirate101 and realize you've been playing for one hundred years.
You transfer your consciousness into the game and live the rest of eternity playing the game(when you wait for updates you're in cybernetic oblivion).

when you dress up as your favorite companion for halloween

1. You know you play Pirate101 too much when in real life there's an awkward silence between you and your friends and then you suddenly yell "Glitch out! Come on, stupid desktop!"

2. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you have dreams about being a cute green-eyed blonde when you really look nothing like your character except for MAYBE the same skin tone.
3. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you start willing yourself to get a Mega Hit in an argument.
4. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you start to wear bandannas and boots that match the color of your car.
5. You know you play Pirate101 when you begin to use improper grammar, which stinks for me, 'cause I try so hard to speak correctly.
6. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you think about changing your name to your pirate's name (which is really funny, cause I've already got all my friends calling me by my nick name)
7. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you think strategies on how to properly use your daggers.
8. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you begin to write stories about pirates that are conveniently named the same as your p101 characters...
9. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you complain about not having enough gold to buy that super cute new armor at the 'Bazaar' (Walmart)
10. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you accidentally call your pet dog Lucky Jack Russel.
THE LIST CONTINUES!!!

1; 2; 3; 5; 6; 7; 8; and 9 are all true for me, and I suspect I am getting close to doing #10...

you think the real death has classes

Doctor Z on Apr 21, 2013 wrote:

You wonder why rats don't have beards
While you are eating steak and think you are eating a samoorai
When you try to say baracutda you keep saying batacutda (I sometimes do that)
Quiet Zachary Armstrong

That happened with me in wizzy101 but i could not remember how to say Elephant at all! I always said Helaphant

You know you play too much Pirate101 when you...
Check the message boards every hour for new posts
Dream about Pirate101 every other night
Your Mom complains about the sound being too loud and you mute it, and hear the sound effects anyway
Start naming pets after your crew
Can call out what attacks are about to happen
Complain about blocks and dodges from your opponents
Act out battles when no ones looking
You starting talking like your favorite character
You start refering to Platypuses as Waponi, Nui, or Water Moles
Your parents complain about you wanting to buy another prepaid card after buying one a week ago
Say "Just a minute! I want to finish this battle!" then hear "I told you to put this up an hour ago!"
Start imagining what it would be like if we lived in the Spiral and how long it would be before the Armada comes to Earth
Realize most of your summer vacation was spent on Pirate101
Start forgetting your not orphan

Guilty of all but the last one.
Merciless Nicole Underwood Level 16 Swashbuckler

When you are in a big place, you try to look for a map icon to click (this really did happen to me once)

You know you play Pirate101 too much when...
- You answer a question saying: "Yarrrrr!" instead of yes.
- You're playing the game and you start talking to your companions like you are actually there with them.
- You start to make up words to go with the music they play in Cooper's Roost skyway.
- You level up every single time you play. (Which is pretty much every day for me...)
- You're me. I play Pirate101 waaaaaaay too much... Heh...

Rachel - Level 33

Chrissy Th'Blesser on Jul 11, 2013 wrote:

When you type in snarky replies to the npc's when you are the only one there.

I do that all the time!!!

Rachel - Level 33