You know you play too much Pirate101 when...

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Ensign
Sep 02, 2012
41
Spiral Cowboy on Jun 22, 2013 wrote:
You know you play too much Pirate101 when....

1. After your teacher asks you to write an essay you start looking for a "decline" icon to click.

2. When your parents ask you to take out the garbage and you say "I don't have that quest."

3. When your driving to school you try to click the "Release The Kraken" icon to get rid of the cars in front of
you.

4. When you hear your boss at work asking someone where you are you try to use "Walk In Shadows" and start searching for "Assassins Strike".

5. You try to "board" the ice cream truck.

6. You put a sign on your bedroom door that says "you are about to enter a dungeon" and paint sigils on the floor.

7. You start calling your grandfather Ratbeard.

8. You start referring to your friends as companions and try to click on them to make them go where you want them to go.

9. When you wake up in the morning you look for a quest arrow so you know where to go.

10. You try to stitch your peas and carrots to chocolate cake.

Wicked Erin, Self Appointed Unlimited Class World Swashbuckling Champion Supreme
I find 2 3 6 six making me laugh hard

Chase

Bosun
Oct 15, 2012
362
When you get annoyed with someone irl you ask them if they wanna pvp.

When someone say something they should you threaten to report them.

Zan

Petty Officer
Jan 01, 2013
94
You know you play too much Pirate101 when...
1. You show your little sister your puppet shows even though she doesn't play the game
2. You beg your parents to rename your cat to Catbeard
3. You feed your cat pickled herring
4. You beg your parents to rename your Guinea Pig to Gaspard De Vole
5. You talk about Pirate101 to your parents even though they have no idea what you're talking about
6. You want to go to Italy to see the unicorns and Armada
7. You build a life fountain in your room or backyard
8. You expect to see jellyfish, batacuda, and sky snakes whenever you look up into the sky
9. You start having dreams about walking around in the game
10. You fear Armada discovering your universe and then coming out of the computer to destroy you
11. You will not play chess no matter what anyone tells you
12. You decorate your tree house like your ship and try to make it fly
13. You ask your mom to buy the hidden valley ranch brand and tell her how hard the dungeon was
14. Whenever someone mentions Death you tell them he is a really nice guy
15. You try to convince your friends to play the game
16. Your parents put a limit as to how much you can play
17. You expect horses to attack you
19. You call a monkey Count Brasstillo De Brass
20. You wonder why there is no eagles in your mythology book
21. You call a crane 'Shunzang The Wise'
22. You relate everything anyone says to this game
23. Someone mentions chess and you say how annoying the pieces are
24. You call a platypus 'Mormo'
25. You wonder why salamanders don't have knives
26. You wonder why you can't find Capt. Blood's hand in a lake
27. You decorate your room to look like your house in the game
28. You call 'Voodoo' 'Hoodoo' instead
29. You read stuff like this
30. You post stuff like this

Petty Officer
Jan 01, 2013
94
You know you play too much Pirate101 when you start to like even more than I like Yu-Gi-Oh!

Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6079
Lily Evans on Jun 27, 2013 wrote:
You know you play too much Pirate101 when...
1. You show your little sister your puppet shows even though she doesn't play the game
2. You beg your parents to rename your cat to Catbeard
3. You feed your cat pickled herring
4. You beg your parents to rename your Guinea Pig to Gaspard De Vole
5. You talk about Pirate101 to your parents even though they have no idea what you're talking about
6. You want to go to Italy to see the unicorns and Armada
7. You build a life fountain in your room or backyard
8. You expect to see jellyfish, batacuda, and sky snakes whenever you look up into the sky
9. You start having dreams about walking around in the game
10. You fear Armada discovering your universe and then coming out of the computer to destroy you
11. You will not play chess no matter what anyone tells you
12. You decorate your tree house like your ship and try to make it fly
13. You ask your mom to buy the hidden valley ranch brand and tell her how hard the dungeon was
14. Whenever someone mentions Death you tell them he is a really nice guy
15. You try to convince your friends to play the game
16. Your parents put a limit as to how much you can play
17. You expect horses to attack you
19. You call a monkey Count Brasstillo De Brass
20. You wonder why there is no eagles in your mythology book
21. You call a crane 'Shunzang The Wise'
22. You relate everything anyone says to this game
23. Someone mentions chess and you say how annoying the pieces are
24. You call a platypus 'Mormo'
25. You wonder why salamanders don't have knives
26. You wonder why you can't find Capt. Blood's hand in a lake
27. You decorate your room to look like your house in the game
28. You call 'Voodoo' 'Hoodoo' instead
29. You read stuff like this
30. You post stuff like this
29 & 30 Very funny.

Ensign
Dec 09, 2012
39
1. You would cry every night knowing that they never got you from this spiral (galaxy) and turn you into a pirate even though you know this game isnt real irl
2. start having dreams about being in first person view of your own character
3. when flying on a plane then you suddenly look out the window to exspect to see the floating worlds above the blanket of clouds
4. hearing your dogs start talking in a british accent

Ensign
Nov 07, 2012
4
Lily Evans on Jun 27, 2013 wrote:
You know you play too much Pirate101 when...
1. You show your little sister your puppet shows even though she doesn't play the game
2. You beg your parents to rename your cat to Catbeard
3. You feed your cat pickled herring
4. You beg your parents to rename your Guinea Pig to Gaspard De Vole
5. You talk about Pirate101 to your parents even though they have no idea what you're talking about
6. You want to go to Italy to see the unicorns and Armada
7. You build a life fountain in your room or backyard
8. You expect to see jellyfish, batacuda, and sky snakes whenever you look up into the sky
9. You start having dreams about walking around in the game
10. You fear Armada discovering your universe and then coming out of the computer to destroy you
11. You will not play chess no matter what anyone tells you
12. You decorate your tree house like your ship and try to make it fly
13. You ask your mom to buy the hidden valley ranch brand and tell her how hard the dungeon was
14. Whenever someone mentions Death you tell them he is a really nice guy
15. You try to convince your friends to play the game
16. Your parents put a limit as to how much you can play
17. You expect horses to attack you
19. You call a monkey Count Brasstillo De Brass
20. You wonder why there is no eagles in your mythology book
21. You call a crane 'Shunzang The Wise'
22. You relate everything anyone says to this game
23. Someone mentions chess and you say how annoying the pieces are
24. You call a platypus 'Mormo'
25. You wonder why salamanders don't have knives
26. You wonder why you can't find Capt. Blood's hand in a lake
27. You decorate your room to look like your house in the game
28. You call 'Voodoo' 'Hoodoo' instead
29. You read stuff like this
30. You post stuff like this
no. 13 is so me

sly blaze andrews

Commodore
Feb 29, 2012
892
I know only too well what it's like to play too much...

1. You log on at one p.m, instantly after you get up from bed, and log onto pirate101, and before you know it, it's 1:00 a.m.

2. You give your dog a plastic sword and expect it to suddenly stand up in a redcoat uniform and fight like Private Nelson.

3. You start screaming whenever you watch things about robots, and say, "I KNOW WHO THE CREATOR OF THE ARMADA IS!"

4. You are curious as to why the toad you found in the grass isn't wearing a tux.

5. Everything is comparable to Pirate101.

Petty Officer
Jan 01, 2013
94
You log off of Pirate101 and realize you've been playing for one hundred years.
You transfer your consciousness into the game and live the rest of eternity playing the game(when you wait for updates you're in cybernetic oblivion).

Petty Officer
Dec 04, 2011
54
Doctor Z on Mar 3, 2013 wrote:
you go to the pet store, buy a guinea pig give him armor and a ax and expect him to fight for you

Quiet Zachary Armstrong
funny!

Petty Officer
Dec 04, 2011
54
when you dress up as your favorite companion for halloween

Captain
Oct 15, 2012
539
Actually i have took a break from pirate101 for a while

Captain
Mar 09, 2011
709
1. You know you play Pirate101 too much when in real life there's an awkward silence between you and your friends and then you suddenly yell "Glitch out! Come on, stupid desktop!"

2. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you have dreams about being a cute green-eyed blonde when you really look nothing like your character except for MAYBE the same skin tone.
3. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you start willing yourself to get a Mega Hit in an argument.
4. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you start to wear bandannas and boots that match the color of your car.
5. You know you play Pirate101 when you begin to use improper grammar, which stinks for me, 'cause I try so hard to speak correctly.
6. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you think about changing your name to your pirate's name (which is really funny, cause I've already got all my friends calling me by my nick name)
7. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you think strategies on how to properly use your daggers.
8. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you begin to write stories about pirates that are conveniently named the same as your p101 characters...
9. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you complain about not having enough gold to buy that super cute new armor at the 'Bazaar' (Walmart)
10. You know you play Pirate101 too much when you accidentally call your pet dog Lucky Jack Russel.
THE LIST CONTINUES!!!

1; 2; 3; 5; 6; 7; 8; and 9 are all true for me, and I suspect I am getting close to doing #10...

Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6079
When you type in snarky replies to the npc's when you are the only one there.

Petty Officer
Dec 04, 2011
54
you think the real death has classes

Ensign
Jun 17, 2013
40
You know you play Pirate101 too much when you start calling players and NPCs scallywags.

Gunner's Mate
Apr 09, 2011
261
Doctor Z on Apr 21, 2013 wrote:
You wonder why rats don't have beards
While you are eating steak and think you are eating a samoorai
When you try to say baracutda you keep saying batacutda (I sometimes do that)
Quiet Zachary Armstrong
That happened with me in wizzy101 but i could not remember how to say Elephant at all! I always said Helaphant

Captain
Mar 09, 2011
709
Lily Evans on Jul 8, 2013 wrote:
You log off of Pirate101 and realize you've been playing for one hundred years.
You transfer your consciousness into the game and live the rest of eternity playing the game(when you wait for updates you're in cybernetic oblivion).
Dude that would be AWESOME!

Ensign
Jun 23, 2013
14
You know you play too much Pirate101 when you...
Check the message boards every hour for new posts
Dream about Pirate101 every other night
Your Mom complains about the sound being too loud and you mute it, and hear the sound effects anyway
Start naming pets after your crew
Can call out what attacks are about to happen
Complain about blocks and dodges from your opponents
Act out battles when no ones looking
You starting talking like your favorite character
You start refering to Platypuses as Waponi, Nui, or Water Moles
Your parents complain about you wanting to buy another prepaid card after buying one a week ago
Say "Just a minute! I want to finish this battle!" then hear "I told you to put this up an hour ago!"
Start imagining what it would be like if we lived in the Spiral and how long it would be before the Armada comes to Earth
Realize most of your summer vacation was spent on Pirate101
Start forgetting your not orphan

Guilty of all but the last one.
Merciless Nicole Underwood Level 16 Swashbuckler

Lieutenant
Sep 17, 2011
160
You know you play to much Pirate101...

That whenever you hear the word, "Candy Cane," all you can think of is Kane but made of candy.

Whenever you play chess, you say that the pieces look a lot different than Rooke, Bishop, etc.

When you are surprised that your computer doesn't present the options, "Yar!" and "Nar!" (Guilty)

When you start telling your parents all about Pirate101, and soon they start to get all the Pirate101 jokes that you tell. (Guilty)

When you are disappointed when you find that most animals walk on four legs, not two.

Petty Officer
Jan 01, 2013
94
When you are in a big place, you try to look for a map icon to click (this really did happen to me once)

Captain
May 13, 2011
564
you know you play too much pirate101 when

you quit the game, but the music you listen to gets stuck in your head

you make up your own criticals

you always make sure to stay away from people to not get caught in a battle

if someone beats you up and hits you twice, you tell them they need relentless

in chess, you call the king "kane", and the pawns "marines"

Gunner's Mate
Jul 03, 2011
207
You know you play Pirate101 too much when...
- You answer a question saying: "Yarrrrr!" instead of yes.
- You're playing the game and you start talking to your companions like you are actually there with them.
- You start to make up words to go with the music they play in Cooper's Roost skyway.
- You level up every single time you play. (Which is pretty much every day for me...)
- You're me. I play Pirate101 waaaaaaay too much... Heh...

Rachel - Level 33

Lieutenant
Aug 01, 2011
199
You know you play Pirate101 too much when you call your father Avery.

Gunner's Mate
Jul 03, 2011
207
Chrissy Th'Blesser on Jul 11, 2013 wrote:
When you type in snarky replies to the npc's when you are the only one there.
I do that all the time!!!

Rachel - Level 33