You know you play too much Pirate101 when...

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Petty Officer
Sep 02, 2011
67
Bengalstar on Apr 6, 2013 wrote:
You know you play too much Pirate101 when ...

You see some Bison and you think one of them is Tonka
You think if you went into a sewer you'd see some pack rats with swords.
When you see ancient ruins you say that they came from Azteca
When you see a zombie you say "Hello Dead Mike!"
You always call coins "gold" and you say "get yer hands of me gold!" when someone is trying to take your money.
You try to steal monkeys from a zoo and see if they have gold (from Monquista).
When you go to spain and see some bull fights you say "El toro use your critical attack!"
You always think Valencia is a place where Unicorns live (Valencia is located in Spain! )
about the last one you go to Valencia and expect to see machinery and armada troops. You see people. You are now utterly disappointing

Bosun
Dec 21, 2009
325
Mastermind M on Apr 6, 2013 wrote:
You curse bumblebees for being so hard to defeat
You go on a cruise and spend the whole time looking out for enemy ships
You call your friends by their pirate name
You wonder why there aren't any updates on the Armada's takeover on the news

Ruthless Rebecca Radcliffe





Nice one with the armada!

Lieutenant
Mar 30, 2011
154
herobrine029 on Mar 2, 2013 wrote:
that is super funny hahahaha
glad you like it

Lieutenant
May 06, 2012
131
You wonder why rats don't have beards
While you are eating steak and think you are eating a samoorai
When you try to say baracutda you keep saying batacutda (I sometimes do that)
Quiet Zachary Armstrong

Ensign
Dec 02, 2011
11
You know you play too much Pirate101 when...
I. You call...
A. Marco Polo, Marco Pollo
B. Napoleon, Napoleguin
C. Cortez, Gortez
D. King Ferdinand, King Fernando
E. Queen Isabella, Queen Isadore
F. Christopher Columbus, Christopher Clark
G. Merriweather Lewis, Merriweather Clark
H. Blackbeard, Boochbeard.
I. Samurai, Samoorai
II. When...
A. Spain becomes Monquista
B. Japan and China become MooShu
C. Britain becomes Marleybone
D. France becomes Polaris
E. Egypt becomes Krokotopia
F. The Viking Nation becomes Grizzlehiem

Silent Austin Higgens


Admiral
Jul 27, 2012
1190
This really happened: I was asleep, dreaming of a beautiful musical composition by the late Renaissance Spanish composer, Tomas Luis Victoria (I have no idea why, but it was very pleasant), when all of a sudden I happened to see that this music was the background for a new Pirate101 YouTube video. Weird, huh?
Virtuous Anne Radcliffe

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
Top Ten You Know You Play Too Much Pirate101 When...
1. Cool Ranch and Hidden Valley Ranch is your favorite chip, world, dungeon, and Ranch Dressing.
2. When you open it, you say "Mom; shouldn't this come with the Hidden Valley Ranch dressing to and how do they fit a world in the Dorito bag and also how do they fit the dungeon in the Ranch Dressing packet?".
3. Whenever you notice Mooshu is based off of Journey to the West and Dragonball.
4. You start mentioning Pirate's in Wizard101.
5. You start calling Wizard City the Silly Wizard Civilization A. K. A SWC and it's not Stillwater Mining Company, lol! That's to be in Cool Ranch, not WIZARD CITY!
6. Whenever you go to a Pirates game in Pittsburgh and expect to see Boochbeard and Gandry as you didn't see them in a while.
6. You're afraid the Armada will find Earth and take us over!
7. When you mistake a plane for a ship.
8. You think the wind are Skyways.
9. You wonder where the ships sink to in the Spiral. Do they go into the Sunken Palace or worst, Davy Jones Locker?
10. You wonder if Kane's wife maybe might actually be your pirates mother.
I'm wondering about 9. and 10. I wonder if I should take that to the Pirate questions? You know what, I will.

Captain
May 13, 2011
564
i have posted a lot in you know you play too much W101 when so i know this stuff

you think flying ships are more reliable than cars

when fighting, you yell at someone cause its not their turn yet

you expect people to be frightened when you prepare to do a strong hit

you wonder why you get tired after running for a while

you never talk

you want to go to the spiral (guilty)

as you walk outside, you check the ground carefully for the next piece of marco pollos map

you cant trust a rat

you want to go to the closest bar cause you want your friends to be stronger

you curse santa rana when you need to pay your taxes

you expect guns to fire electricity

in an important mission, you spend all the time you need. you WILL do it eventually...

you dont wanna stay close to someone else. they could be an enemy

if you need help, you draw a ! on a piece of paper and hold it over your head

you start a revolution against the armada

Lieutenant
Jan 18, 2011
133
MARZI1 on Apr 21, 2013 wrote:
You know you play too much Pirate101 when...
I. You call...
A. Marco Polo, Marco Pollo
B. Napoleon, Napoleguin
C. Cortez, Gortez
D. King Ferdinand, King Fernando
E. Queen Isabella, Queen Isadore
F. Christopher Columbus, Christopher Clark
G. Merriweather Lewis, Merriweather Clark
H. Blackbeard, Boochbeard.
I. Samurai, Samoorai
II. When...
A. Spain becomes Monquista
B. Japan and China become MooShu
C. Britain becomes Marleybone
D. France becomes Polaris
E. Egypt becomes Krokotopia
F. The Viking Nation becomes Grizzlehiem

Silent Austin Higgens

Part one really happen to me, I was learning about napoleon in history one day and called him "Napoleguin" out loud in class(no one notice that...)

Btw, polaris is both Russia but part France when napoleon took over (although in real life he never conquered Russia, he just lost there). Also Using the key is perfect when you try to say stuff referances from other countries. like for example my pirate's name is Rashida which is a Egyptian name. You can say that its a Krokotopican name instead for understanding helpfulness .... So don't say its a bad thing to refer certain worlds after real life historican countries. (which I rock at doing)

Lieutenant
Jan 18, 2011
133
Sneaky George Quar... on May 1, 2013 wrote:
i have posted a lot in you know you play too much W101 when so i know this stuff

you think flying ships are more reliable than cars

when fighting, you yell at someone cause its not their turn yet

you expect people to be frightened when you prepare to do a strong hit

you wonder why you get tired after running for a while

you never talk

you want to go to the spiral (guilty)

as you walk outside, you check the ground carefully for the next piece of marco pollos map

you cant trust a rat

you want to go to the closest bar cause you want your friends to be stronger

you curse santa rana when you need to pay your taxes

you expect guns to fire electricity

in an important mission, you spend all the time you need. you WILL do it eventually...

you dont wanna stay close to someone else. they could be an enemy

if you need help, you draw a ! on a piece of paper and hold it over your head

you start a revolution against the armada
I don't get that last one. how is that bad or funny?

Gunner's Mate
Apr 01, 2013
234
You know when you play too much Pirate101 when...

You give your friend a bandanna and a vest, and turn them into a skeleton.

When you see a monkey, you expect them to scream during a critical hit you are acting out.

When you see a platypus.. "Oh no, a Waponi is attacking!"

When you see a skeleton "Summon a minion, you skull-headed witchdoctor!"

You expect to battle Armada squads in Valencia, and you get people.

When someone does you a favor, hold a ? above your head.

You get Hidden Valley Ranch dressing and say "There's a dungeon in this ranch dressing!"

When you see a sloth.. "Barnabus, come on! Your supreme strength is needed!"

When you see crabs... "Oh my gosh Dad, I found Caracticus, Birgus Latro, and Louis de Bisque!"

You have a dislike for robots, frogs, sharks, crabs, monkeys, and dogs.

And above all...

You expect games to be BB Combat. When you win, you look for chests.

Lieutenant
Mar 30, 2011
154
GBalance101 on Apr 3, 2013 wrote:
When your mom has to remind you to not act out critical attacks at supper.

George Gordon, lvl 22 Buccaneer Extraordinaire
HEY! you copy cat ^ ignore his post he is a copyer pay attenion to mine

Ensign
Jun 09, 2011
15
MARZI1 on Apr 21, 2013 wrote:
You know you play too much Pirate101 when...
I. You call...
A. Marco Polo, Marco Pollo
B. Napoleon, Napoleguin
C. Cortez, Gortez
D. King Ferdinand, King Fernando
E. Queen Isabella, Queen Isadore
F. Christopher Columbus, Christopher Clark
G. Merriweather Lewis, Merriweather Clark
H. Blackbeard, Boochbeard.
I. Samurai, Samoorai
II. When...
A. Spain becomes Monquista
B. Japan and China become MooShu
C. Britain becomes Marleybone
D. France becomes Polaris
E. Egypt becomes Krokotopia
F. The Viking Nation becomes Grizzlehiem

Silent Austin Higgens

Ugh so many times have I done these

Ensign
Feb 28, 2013
8
You know you play pirate101 too much when...
You jump around the room pretending to use a sword
You think Deacon is stalking you
You are reading this
You suddenly pay close attention and make comments about pirates of the carrabian
Your wallpaper has Boochbeard on it
You ask your mom for a pirate101 party
You congradulate your companions for doing a epic attack
You nickname your companions after your friends
You suddenly want a armada companion
You get tired of quest so you kill troggys in skull mountain
You memorize every island in every skyway in every realm
You correct your friend's pronounciation of pirate words
You watch puppet shows while you are in a windlane
Sad but true!-Robert Armstrong

Ensign
Jun 10, 2011
13
You think all Pigs are ninjas.

Merciless Jack Silver Lv. 49

Petty Officer
Jul 28, 2011
64
You force a raccoon to teach you flips

You think snakes have golden eggs

You break a cat out from the pet shop

You try to make a sword tornado

(The following are for WIZARD101)

You ask an alligator for the krokonomicon

You dress a rat in a hood

You go to a farm and ask for the dragonspyre key

You go to an island to find a living waterfall

You go to and island

You go to and island try search for a living

Ensign
Sep 02, 2012
41
The First Swashbuc... on May 8, 2013 wrote:
HEY! you copy cat ^ ignore his post he is a copyer pay attenion to mine
Dont be mad about him copying you Its just a message board Ok?

Chase

Gunner's Mate
Apr 01, 2013
234
You know you play to much Pirate101 when...

You think your parents are dead.

You press X when trying to interact with something.

You want to loot people when you beat them up.

You scold people for giving you a raft.

You think you freed your best friend from a robot jail.

You give platypi spears and slingshots.

When your at a harbor, you expect Deacon to show up behind you and let you kill him.

You want El Toro to pop out from nowhere and do his critical hit animation.

You think "Evil wears many faces" means "Kane's minions all have different masks"

You protect skeletons from scorpions and ravens.

You think snipers were invented by Bonnie Anne and Calico Jake.

Ensign
Dec 03, 2011
5
You know you play to much Pirate101 when: you play pirate101 24 hours a day (that also means not taking any bathroom breaks ignoring your parents saying stuff like it's time to go to school, it's time to go to bed, it's time to go shopping etc.) and when your parents force you off the computer you pretend to play pirate101 on a pretend computer and when your parents force you off the pretend computer you imagine playing pirate101 on an imaginary computer

Captain
May 16, 2011
553
1. You can name every skyway in every world released to Pirate101
2. You attempt to fight a frog after you give it a pistol
3. You constantly talk to animals
4. When fighting you announce what epic talent you are using
5. You wonder how the Dorito makers fit an entire world into a chip bag
6. You stick to the walls when people are around
7. You start calling your cat catbeard or calico jake and your dog lucky jack rusell
8. You imagine your companions are with you in a fight
9. You scream in terror when you see armada-like masks
10. You keep posting these

Lieutenant
Jun 23, 2012
165
1. When your Mom has to remind you to stop quoting Pirate101.
2. When you and your sibling stop fighting just to see a new promotion quest.
3. When you see a book and give it to your dog to level them up.
4.When you have a severe case of Pirate101 doodles and drawing. (Guilty. Don't really care much though, it's good practice. XD)
5. When you shout "Yes!" just because you finally drew Kane correctly. (Also guilty. XD)
6. When you facepalm after your companion misses a hit that would have determined the battle.
7. When you try and call out all the epic abilities that will take place. (Vengeance strike, vengeance strike again, another one and block. I'm very guilty of this.)
8. When you have a hard time deciding which companions to bench.
9. When you get in a quote war you use quotes from Pirate101.

I'm guilty of all but one of these.

Scarlet Freeman, level 57 Swashbuckler
Alura Winlass, level 12 Witchdoctor

Gunner's Mate
May 02, 2009
210
When you can still hear the companions voices even when the game sound itself is turned off.

Lieutenant
Jun 16, 2009
133
"You think "Evil wears many faces" means "Kane's minions all have different masks""

That is amazing, I love it.

You know you play too much Pirate101 when...
--You mention the war in Marleybone and expect everyone to know what you're talking about
-- You start mixing up Greek mythology with Aquilan characters
-- You measure time by how many battles you could have completed

Petty Officer
Jul 28, 2011
64
when you have a super crazy dream involving pirate101.

i dont even wanna discuss the one I had XD its too messed up.

Ensign
Feb 17, 2013
6
you know when you play pirate 101 when

1.when you have a imaginary pirate friend

2.when you go outside and battle your imaginary pirate friend

3.when you see a wooden box you think its treasure

4.you want to be a king so you can have a lot of crowns to buy stuff with

5.when you get your baby brothers red coat an put it on your dog

6.you want to be a toy maker to build armada robots and take over the world

7.when you do the hidden valley ranch dungeon you want some ranch and some chicken tenders