pirate101 jokes

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Lieutenant
May 19, 2013
104
i do love you know you play too much pirate101 jokes but what about the others? post jokes you have about pirate101, any jokes as long as they are pirate101.

here are some:
blind mew walked into a bar and a table and a chair
thats all i got but i bet your way more creative. bring it on!

Commodore
May 31, 2009
797
jesusfollower363 on Sep 30, 2014 wrote:
i do love you know you play too much pirate101 jokes but what about the others? post jokes you have about pirate101, any jokes as long as they are pirate101.

here are some:
blind mew walked into a bar and a table and a chair
thats all i got but i bet your way more creative. bring it on!
Just look here: amazingly awesome link of linkiness to an archived thread of hilarious humor.

That may be cheating, but hey, it works! I seem to have left my creativity in the jacket I sold the other day for morphing gold. Perhaps when I find it again I'll post back! Wait, just thought of an awful one:

What did Jack Finch say when he woke up the other morning?

But...why is the Yum gone?

*silence*

Okay, I'll leave the comedy to Valkoor.

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2674
Hey, I rather liked your joke! I may have used up all my preposterous jokes in another, similar thread but I just may have a couple more in me!

What realm do Gracie Conrad and Lucky Jack Russell like to play P101 in?
..........Poochbeard!

(I used this one before, but I just like it)-
What is Subodai's favorite way to drink orange juice?
..........from Khan-centrate!

Why does Dead Mike lack desire and motivating force?
..........because he has no im-pulse!

What do you get when you cross El Toro, an Oni Spirit, Friar Sand and the Salt Witch........with a lemon and Homer Simpson?
..........a Bull-Oni Sand-Witch on Sour DOH!

When at a party, what is Bonnie Anne and Subodai's favorite dance?
..........the Foxtrot!

I'll stop there for now to spare you all the torture......but I got plenty more somewhere around here, now where did they go.

Captain
Mar 24, 2013
693
Upon finishing the last main quest in Valencia.As a Swashbuckler,after visiting Captain steed to travel to cool ranch.Thinking of a cool place,like a snowy place but it turned out to be a desert and feels hot.

Me as a Swashbuckler : They should have called this place buffalo sauce.
Bonnie Anne : Witch flavor ?
Me as a Swashbuckler : The Hot and Spicy one.

What do call a Moo Shu cuisine in General's Tso's dungeon ?

General Tso's Chicken.

What do call a Sandwich made by Hawkules ?

A Hero Sandwich.

That's all of the Jokes for this post.

First Mate
Jan 17, 2012
473
You can tell when a samoorai is defeated. He looks very cowed.

Captain
Dec 01, 2012
607
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Oct 1, 2014 wrote:
Hey, I rather liked your joke! I may have used up all my preposterous jokes in another, similar thread but I just may have a couple more in me!

What realm do Gracie Conrad and Lucky Jack Russell like to play P101 in?
..........Poochbeard!

(I used this one before, but I just like it)-
What is Subodai's favorite way to drink orange juice?
..........from Khan-centrate!

Why does Dead Mike lack desire and motivating force?
..........because he has no im-pulse!

What do you get when you cross El Toro, an Oni Spirit, Friar Sand and the Salt Witch........with a lemon and Homer Simpson?
..........a Bull-Oni Sand-Witch on Sour DOH!

When at a party, what is Bonnie Anne and Subodai's favorite dance?
..........the Foxtrot!

I'll stop there for now to spare you all the torture......but I got plenty more somewhere around here, now where did they go.
*groans*oh...oh...ah...

Ack!That was just...Foxtrot...im-pulse...Bull-Oni-Sand-Witch-on Sour DOH...Khancentrate...Poochbeard...so dry,must go drink,thirsty...jokes too dry,way too thirsty!

*runs into kitchen to drink water bottles*

Commodore
May 31, 2009
797
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Oct 1, 2014 wrote:
Hey, I rather liked your joke! I may have used up all my preposterous jokes in another, similar thread but I just may have a couple more in me!

What realm do Gracie Conrad and Lucky Jack Russell like to play P101 in?
..........Poochbeard!

(I used this one before, but I just like it)-
What is Subodai's favorite way to drink orange juice?
..........from Khan-centrate!

Why does Dead Mike lack desire and motivating force?
..........because he has no im-pulse!

What do you get when you cross El Toro, an Oni Spirit, Friar Sand and the Salt Witch........with a lemon and Homer Simpson?
..........a Bull-Oni Sand-Witch on Sour DOH!

When at a party, what is Bonnie Anne and Subodai's favorite dance?
..........the Foxtrot!

I'll stop there for now to spare you all the torture......but I got plenty more somewhere around here, now where did they go.
Oh dear...*falls from chair* *says weakly* Khan-centrate...orange juice has been ruined for me...

I feel (since I am a Swashbuckler who actually has Dead Mike on my crew) that I practically walked into those two jokes. And 'Bull-Oni Sand-Witch on Sour DOH!', that was pure genius. Seems like I've complimented you on your wonderful (or terrible? Kidding, it's amazing) sense of humor many times, but I shall have to repeat it again:

NEVER EVER EVER STOP BEING FUNNY. Thank you.

What do you get when you cross a Skarakeet with a Storm Shark?
A bird that talks your ear off

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Privateer
Interr-
ARRRRGGGHHH!

Captain
Jan 17, 2013
637
Ok I got one! Rooster cog burn walked into a restaruant. Waiter: what would you like to order sir? Cog burn: roast chicken please. Waiter: are you sure you want that? Cog burn: yeah, why? Waiter: well, I think it might be your cousin. Cog burn: whaaaaat!?!?!?!

Captain
Feb 11, 2010
535
This one may be a little lame, but:

What's a crustacean's favorite baseball team?
The Louisville cardinals.

Captain
Feb 11, 2010
535
Why couldn't a kid play pirate101?
It was rated ARRRRR

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2674
MistyDragon13 on Oct 1, 2014 wrote:
Oh dear...*falls from chair* *says weakly* Khan-centrate...orange juice has been ruined for me...

I feel (since I am a Swashbuckler who actually has Dead Mike on my crew) that I practically walked into those two jokes. And 'Bull-Oni Sand-Witch on Sour DOH!', that was pure genius. Seems like I've complimented you on your wonderful (or terrible? Kidding, it's amazing) sense of humor many times, but I shall have to repeat it again:

NEVER EVER EVER STOP BEING FUNNY. Thank you.

What do you get when you cross a Skarakeet with a Storm Shark?
A bird that talks your ear off

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Privateer
Interr-
ARRRRGGGHHH!
Thank you Misty! I can't promise I'll never stop being funny-- but I will at least never stop attempting to! Hey, I'm sure there are many out there that don't get or appreciate my goofy and dirt-dry antics (and I completely understand).....but I am sure glad that you do! There's not too many things in this world that are better then a laugh, a smile or humor in general, it just kind-of makes you feel good!

Really enjoyed your funny jokes as well and suffice to say I may have more on the way............

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2674
The Hoodoo Master on Oct 1, 2014 wrote:
*groans*oh...oh...ah...

Ack!That was just...Foxtrot...im-pulse...Bull-Oni-Sand-Witch-on Sour DOH...Khancentrate...Poochbeard...so dry,must go drink,thirsty...jokes too dry,way too thirsty!

*runs into kitchen to drink water bottles*
HeeHaHee....Felix! You should try erasing that dryness with something a bit more potent, like CrokaGatorAde. High quality H20 is great and all, but for dry jokes of this scale, it takes something with some real BITE!

Lieutenant
Jan 18, 2013
148
Why couldn't Catbeard stop eating the olives?
Because he was hungarrrry.

Why were the scurvy dogs scared of the circle?
It was scurrrrrvy.

Why does old Scratch serve his captain?
Because he's his captain 'his' captain.

Why did the pirate have to sail to seven islands?
Because he had to sail the seven skies.

Why are villains scared of El Toro?
Because he's El Toro!

Why is monkey king so cheeky?
Because he's a monkey!

Why do the Elite clockworks fear a pirate?
Because a pirate has a soul.

I hope you all found them pretty funny.

Lieutenant
Jan 18, 2013
148
I don't know of this is funny but...
Bonnie: So how'd ye lose ye leg and hand and father Ratbeard? Ratbeard: Didn't ye hear me tell the cap'n I lost it from the Turkey, argh I should have just cooked him when I had the chance. Bonnie: Why didn't you do it? Ratbeard: What are ye insane? The cap'n wouldn't have wanted me to kill him anyway. Bonnie: I think the captains listening. Ratbeard: I don't think he would be, grrrrr when I come to think of it I should have cooked that Turkey it tastes good. Bonnie: Hey! my great, great, great, great grandfather's a turkey you git. Ratbeard: How do ye get a fox from a turkey! Bonnie: I think my great great foxmother married him, I don't remember. Captain Barclay: (Just walks in) Ok I've had enough out of here both of you and stop talking! Ratbeard and Bonnie: Ok cap'n. Ratbeard: What'd ya say that we get that Turkey. Bonnie: Wow you really are a rat.

Captain
Oct 15, 2012
539
My humor is pretty spontaneous,so here it goes
THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF SILVER JOSEPH VANE AND HIS CREW OF MAGIC PINEAPPLES AND FURRIES.
silver joseph vane:Y0L0 Swag time to get a bag
bonnie:what.
Silver Joseph Vane:It's Leif Erikson day,Hinga-dinga-durgen.
(Silver Joseph Vane Kicks down the door)
Silver Joseph Vane:ARE YOU READY KIDS?!?!?!?
Magic pineapple:....
Silver joseph vane:I Cant hear you...ooooooooooooooo
bonnie anne:what the heck is going on
sarah:The capn's likely gone insane. he has been going through insomnia issues lately.
silver joseph:Subodai,come other here.
subodai:uhhhhhhhh
silver joseph vane:We are like brothers...but we also have the power to summon octagons.
jack black:Did someone say octagon?
silver joseph vane:go home jack.
jack black:aw......
Fin Dorsal:A.A.ron
lucky jack russel:......
fin dorsal:where is a.a.ron right now?
old scratch:i used to know a guy named aaron.
fin dorsal: You done messed up a.a.ron
*Old scratch sends fin to another dimension*
fin:where am i?
*Freddy Fazbear's theme plays*
Fin dorsal:what the?
Freddy:Welcome To freddy's,a land of pizza and fun. we here are the main attraction,we are designed to make you smile for a while,with songs and games and food. so we welcome you here to freddy's.
(the lights turn of)
fin dorsal:ummm,ok. WHAT?
(freddy screaches in fin's face and stuffs him in bonnie)
ratbeard:where'd ye send em'
old scratch:ye dont want to know.
To be continiued.

Captain
Jan 17, 2013
637
thatonevalenciansw... on Oct 4, 2014 wrote:
My humor is pretty spontaneous,so here it goes
THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF SILVER JOSEPH VANE AND HIS CREW OF MAGIC PINEAPPLES AND FURRIES.
silver joseph vane:Y0L0 Swag time to get a bag
bonnie:what.
Silver Joseph Vane:It's Leif Erikson day,Hinga-dinga-durgen.
(Silver Joseph Vane Kicks down the door)
Silver Joseph Vane:ARE YOU READY KIDS?!?!?!?
Magic pineapple:....
Silver joseph vane:I Cant hear you...ooooooooooooooo
bonnie anne:what the heck is going on
sarah:The capn's likely gone insane. he has been going through insomnia issues lately.
silver joseph:Subodai,come other here.
subodai:uhhhhhhhh
silver joseph vane:We are like brothers...but we also have the power to summon octagons.
jack black:Did someone say octagon?
silver joseph vane:go home jack.
jack black:aw......
Fin Dorsal:A.A.ron
lucky jack russel:......
fin dorsal:where is a.a.ron right now?
old scratch:i used to know a guy named aaron.
fin dorsal: You done messed up a.a.ron
*Old scratch sends fin to another dimension*
fin:where am i?
*Freddy Fazbear's theme plays*
Fin dorsal:what the?
Freddy:Welcome To freddy's,a land of pizza and fun. we here are the main attraction,we are designed to make you smile for a while,with songs and games and food. so we welcome you here to freddy's.
(the lights turn of)
fin dorsal:ummm,ok. WHAT?
(freddy screaches in fin's face and stuffs him in bonnie)
ratbeard:where'd ye send em'
old scratch:ye dont want to know.
To be continiued.
Hahah! You done messed up a.a.ron! Balakay! Where is Balakay at? Blake: uh, my name is Blake? Teacher: son of a ----!!! (Excuse the language) x teacher busts clipboard in half with his knee x ok y'all wanna play? We'll guess what Balakay? I'm for real, I'm for REAL! So ya better check yerself! Teacher:Ok, jayqulin! Where is jayquelin at? No jayquelin here? Jaqulin: um, do u mean jaqulin? Teacher: son of a ---- Get outta my ----- -----class! Go on!! I apologize for the language, that's what happens in the video though, so if u are under 10 I don't recommend watching it, any way the video is called substitute teacher by key and peele. (I think I may have mixed it up a bit lol my bad)

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2674
What's Rooster Cogburn & Kobe Yojimbo's favorite sandwich?
....Roost Beef!

What does Moo Manchu take for his aching bones?
....Cowcium supplements!

Would you say Ratbeard enjoys being a pirate?
....you bet, one might even say he's hooked!

Ratbeard <noticing livestock>: I see you're a Buffaloon Rancher.
Tumbleweed Rancher <sarcastically>: Wow, can't seem to get anything past your eyes!
Ratbeard: That's odd, not even milk?

Ratbeard <noticing storm clouds moving in> : Looks like it might rain.
Tumbleweed Rancher <with sarcasm> : Gee, how'd you guess. Yep, that's why I gotta get these cattle rounded up. Ever herd Buffaloon before.
Ratbeard: Aye ye bet I have, they always says MOO!
Bonnie: No you Git! Hey asked if ye ever had to HERD cattle before.
Ratbeard: Aye, they don't talk much though.
Toro: Not have you HEARD cattle....have you ever had to HERD cattle, you twit.
Ratbeard: I heard ye the first time Toro & yes they be quite loud!
Bonnie: I give up!
Scratch: Now I 'an I, HEARD that!



And here's some jokes about pets & potential hybrids.

What do you get when you morph a Cutie Chameleon with a Frostbiter?
....Acute Frostbite!

What hybrid do you get from a Skarakeet & a Heck Kitty?
....a Skare-dy Cat!

Skarakeet & a Not so Great White Shark?
....Jabber Jaws!

Coconut Crawlie & a Silver Buffaloon?
....a Crabby Patty!

Crokagator & a Clownfish?
....Gator Bait!

Pitfall Puffer & a Celestial Dragon?
....Puff the Magic Dragon!

Sabretoothed Bunny & Imperial Lion(s)?
....Bunny Foo Foo!

Hedgehog & a Golden Stingtail?
....Hedge Clippers!

Batik Eggaloon & a Hoggle?
....Eggs and Ham!

Mechanical Owl & a Violet Bubblefish?
....Hootie and the Blowfish!

Thorny Toad & a Coral Widow?
....Frog Legs!

Not so Great White Shark & a Pork-u-Pine?
....Not such a Great Point!

Chestnut Buffaloon & a Caroling Budgie?
....Chestnut Roasting on an Open Fire!

Hawk & a Sabretoothed Bunny that loves the 80's?
....Feathered Hare!

Timber Rattler & Jackalope?
....A Lumber Jack!


Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
5489
What do you call a path made by a horse khan?
A sub-way!

What do you a horse khan who goes to sea?
A sub-mariner!

What do you call a horse khan who teaches you how to sew?
A sub-stitch-tutor!

Dedicated to Subodai!

Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6038
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Oct 9, 2014 wrote:
What's Rooster Cogburn & Kobe Yojimbo's favorite sandwich?
....Roost Beef!

What does Moo Manchu take for his aching bones?
....Cowcium supplements!

Would you say Ratbeard enjoys being a pirate?
....you bet, one might even say he's hooked!

Ratbeard <noticing livestock>: I see you're a Buffaloon Rancher.
Tumbleweed Rancher <sarcastically>: Wow, can't seem to get anything past your eyes!
Ratbeard: That's odd, not even milk?

Ratbeard <noticing storm clouds moving in> : Looks like it might rain.
Tumbleweed Rancher <with sarcasm> : Gee, how'd you guess. Yep, that's why I gotta get these cattle rounded up. Ever herd Buffaloon before.
Ratbeard: Aye ye bet I have, they always says MOO!
Bonnie: No you Git! Hey asked if ye ever had to HERD cattle before.
Ratbeard: Aye, they don't talk much though.
Toro: Not have you HEARD cattle....have you ever had to HERD cattle, you twit.
Ratbeard: I heard ye the first time Toro & yes they be quite loud!
Bonnie: I give up!
Scratch: Now I 'an I, HEARD that!



And here's some jokes about pets & potential hybrids.

What do you get when you morph a Cutie Chameleon with a Frostbiter?
....Acute Frostbite!

What hybrid do you get from a Skarakeet & a Heck Kitty?
....a Skare-dy Cat!

Skarakeet & a Not so Great White Shark?
....Jabber Jaws!

Coconut Crawlie & a Silver Buffaloon?
....a Crabby Patty!

Crokagator & a Clownfish?
....Gator Bait!

Pitfall Puffer & a Celestial Dragon?
....Puff the Magic Dragon!

Sabretoothed Bunny & Imperial Lion(s)?
....Bunny Foo Foo!

Hedgehog & a Golden Stingtail?
....Hedge Clippers!

Batik Eggaloon & a Hoggle?
....Eggs and Ham!

Mechanical Owl & a Violet Bubblefish?
....Hootie and the Blowfish!

Thorny Toad & a Coral Widow?
....Frog Legs!

Not so Great White Shark & a Pork-u-Pine?
....Not such a Great Point!

Chestnut Buffaloon & a Caroling Budgie?
....Chestnut Roasting on an Open Fire!

Hawk & a Sabretoothed Bunny that loves the 80's?
....Feathered Hare!

Timber Rattler & Jackalope?
....A Lumber Jack!

Brilliant again Valkoor The ones that had me laughing the hardest: Bunny Foo Foo & The Hedge Clippers. Dang hysterical.

Gunner's Mate
May 28, 2013
282
Bonnie Anne walked into the Captain's quarters one day and discovered Sam playing chess with his new parrot. She watched in stunned amazement for a minute or two, then Sam reached out and moved a piece. At this the parrot said "Good move, nice, nice."

"Wow," the Fox said, "that must really be a smart parrot!"

"Nah," said Sam, "I beat him best three of five."

Captain
Dec 01, 2012
607
A few Nefarious Jokes:

What kind of stories does the privateer like?

Fayrietales.

Why was the buccaneer crying?

On his maths test, he got a Jose-F.

Why do I say the witchdoctor is pretty careless?

Because she was Lynne-ing on the window.

Why is Moo Manchu such a bad dancer?

He has no mooves.

Let's see...what else.Well,I was in battle with a swashbuckler,and Subodai was horsing around.His mother says he and his brother have some unsaddled issues,and they've been fighting like that since girth.And that was back in the rein of the former emperor!That's quite a Bit of time.Each time one pulled a prank the other,they'd respond with a canter-strike.Who knew he was such a trotble maker.And of course,the two grew distant in the passage of the years.Now let's not pull his reins too mch with this,or surely he will get mad at us with full impulsion.

Petty Officer
Feb 24, 2013
69
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Oct 9, 2014 wrote:
What's Rooster Cogburn & Kobe Yojimbo's favorite sandwich?
....Roost Beef!

What does Moo Manchu take for his aching bones?
....Cowcium supplements!

Would you say Ratbeard enjoys being a pirate?
....you bet, one might even say he's hooked!

Ratbeard <noticing livestock>: I see you're a Buffaloon Rancher.
Tumbleweed Rancher <sarcastically>: Wow, can't seem to get anything past your eyes!
Ratbeard: That's odd, not even milk?

Ratbeard <noticing storm clouds moving in> : Looks like it might rain.
Tumbleweed Rancher <with sarcasm> : Gee, how'd you guess. Yep, that's why I gotta get these cattle rounded up. Ever herd Buffaloon before.
Ratbeard: Aye ye bet I have, they always says MOO!
Bonnie: No you Git! Hey asked if ye ever had to HERD cattle before.
Ratbeard: Aye, they don't talk much though.
Toro: Not have you HEARD cattle....have you ever had to HERD cattle, you twit.
Ratbeard: I heard ye the first time Toro & yes they be quite loud!
Bonnie: I give up!
Scratch: Now I 'an I, HEARD that!



And here's some jokes about pets & potential hybrids.

What do you get when you morph a Cutie Chameleon with a Frostbiter?
....Acute Frostbite!

What hybrid do you get from a Skarakeet & a Heck Kitty?
....a Skare-dy Cat!

Skarakeet & a Not so Great White Shark?
....Jabber Jaws!

Coconut Crawlie & a Silver Buffaloon?
....a Crabby Patty!

Crokagator & a Clownfish?
....Gator Bait!

Pitfall Puffer & a Celestial Dragon?
....Puff the Magic Dragon!

Sabretoothed Bunny & Imperial Lion(s)?
....Bunny Foo Foo!

Hedgehog & a Golden Stingtail?
....Hedge Clippers!

Batik Eggaloon & a Hoggle?
....Eggs and Ham!

Mechanical Owl & a Violet Bubblefish?
....Hootie and the Blowfish!

Thorny Toad & a Coral Widow?
....Frog Legs!

Not so Great White Shark & a Pork-u-Pine?
....Not such a Great Point!

Chestnut Buffaloon & a Caroling Budgie?
....Chestnut Roasting on an Open Fire!

Hawk & a Sabretoothed Bunny that loves the 80's?
....Feathered Hare!

Timber Rattler & Jackalope?
....A Lumber Jack!

Yer jokes are always funny, Valkoor! Here's one:

What do you get when you cross French Fries and Friar Sand and a Pirate?

Fry-ARRR Sand!

Lieutenant
Jan 18, 2013
148
Why is Wing Chun known as a crane?

He is tall, has two arms that go both ways and a head on top.

How much does Wing Chun weigh?

A crane.

Why doesn't Chantal keep one leg up?

She can't balance and shoot at the same time, duh.

What do you call a dish known as le bisque?

Louis.

Why does Bonnie call Ratbeard a git?

She's scared of his true grit.

What does pirates vs clockworks sound to you?

More like humans vs robots.

What do you call Bonnie Anne, Chantal Livingstone and me?

The three musketeers.

Why are pirates better than wizards?

Pirates use agility, will and strength. Wizards use will only.

Is laughter really the best medicine or is it yum?
I don't know.

Lieutenant
Jan 18, 2013
148
Some Magnificant seven jokes:

Why do you think Billy is a little crazy?
He's still a kid.
Why did Duck go on an adventure to El Dorado with a pirate?
He wanted a Holliday.
Does Jane own a flower shop?
Yeah it's called Canary Jane.
Halloween scripts:
Bat: So any of you want to play baseball or cricket?
Jane: They're basically the same thing bat. I mean you use a bat and hit the ball with it.
Bat: Hey that's offensive. I don't like it when people say that.
Jane: I meant the actual bat in the game.
Bat: Oh, well then I forgive you. Let us play. Ugh, wait a moment I feel a bit sick, I think I drank too much blood. Bleh, bleh bleh.
Dead Mike: Captain I think I am getting a meter closer to my demise.
Me: Don't worry it's Halloween Mike, something good should come out of the dark.
Mike: You're right captain, I should go trick or treating, candy will help me survive longer. I think.
Me: I don't know it could make it worse.
Scratch: You be wrong captain my captain, I 'an I can see fortune fall upon Mike soon.
Mike: Since when did you become a fortune teller.
Scratch: I be telling the truth.
Mormo: Ever since we took undead hoodoo master he brung good luck to us. Mormo have to admit, Scratch better than Mormo.
Scratch: I 'an I was right, I am better than this water mole.
Mormo: Mormo angry, Mormo chew bones of itchy old man.
Kan Po: Quiet! I am meditating you imbecile's so zip your mouths. Otherwise I might have to tell dragonfly about the fight that is going on here.
Mormo: Dragonfly? You talk to dragonflies?
Kan Po: (Thinks in mind) Stupid watermoles, I meant the captain!
Mormo: Oh, Mormo understand, Mormo being quiet now.
Scratch: Ah that is more like it.
Mike: I never actually though of this but can you turn me into a human again?
Scratch: I 'an I never thought of this either, with the power of I 'an I I turn back Mike from which he was!
Mike: Holy bottle of yum it worked. (Runs to captain).
Scratch: Now my turn! Haha it worked. Now I 'an I will rule the spiral!

Lieutenant
Jan 18, 2013
148
Sorry for that awfully long script, I guess I am a great imaginator. Also Happy Halloween everyone!
Don't fill up on too much candy!