pirate101 jokes

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Captain
Dec 01, 2012
607
How much do Mordekai's students pay to get their ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.(hehehe,Mordekai knows the guy,they get a discount....)

Captain
Jan 17, 2013
733
I got one! why couldn't the kid it into the pirate movie? It was rated ARRRR. Lol!

Captain
Mar 24, 2013
732
One day in the spiral while walking in Avery's court as a witchdoctor with a fellow witchdoctor. Madam Vadima invited me and a friend to give a vision of an up coming event.

Me as a witchdoctor-It's seems the crystal ball is foggy.
Vadima- I'm not sure why crystal ball is foggy.
Me as a witchdoctor-Strange i always got a bright vision.
Vadima- Maybe ask your friend there.
Me as a witchdoctor- Why my vision is foggy ?
A witchdoctor friend-Oops, did I made it foggy ? ( S/he was breathing too close at the crystal ball )
Vadima- Oh that's was causing it to be foggy.

What do call a box that is transparent ?

The ghost of Christmas present.

What direction my compass pointing at a star on my way to polaris ?

The North Star

Hope you enjoyed volume 3 of my joke.

Captain
Jan 17, 2013
733
fearless robert sp... on Dec 17, 2014 wrote:
I got one! why couldn't the kid it into the pirate movie? It was rated ARRRR. Lol!
Whoops, i think someone already did that one, my bad dudes. ok lets do another one, what a pirates least favorite vegetable? LEEKS! lol.