Nefarious Tower - Party anyone?

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Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2699
MistyDragon13 on Jul 11, 2014 wrote:
LOL!!!!! That was HILARIOUS I nearly fell out of my chair!!! Still laughing...
Thank you, thank you glad to nearly cause you pain. I mean glad you enjoyed it and remained seated.

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2699
anecorbie on Jul 10, 2014 wrote:
Hahahahhahah * Thud * Dang it, Valkoor, that was too funny, and shouldn't be awwowed! We did litter Mooshu with a lot of enemies, didn't we? Thank goodness Stormzilla is the same size as that tower, so I don't expect him in there.
Thank you Esperanza, happy to give you a little bit of a laugh but.........are you OK? I heard a loud * Thud *. I'm hoping that the MooShu Towah isn't really Stormzilla in disguise and we are literally going to be entering "The Belly of the Beast." Now that would be Nefarious!!!

Commodore
May 31, 2009
801
Clever Sam Jones on Jul 12, 2014 wrote:
When he was a young warthog
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOG!
Very nice.
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savanna after every meal
I'm a sensitive soul
Though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt
That my friends never stood
Downwiiind!
And oh the shame
He was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name
Whats in a name?
And I got downhearted
How did ya feel?
Every time that I f- Pumba!
Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry.
Hakuna Matata!

Did I really just write that straight out of my head? I watched that movie more than I thought. No worries when we face that tower...
Clever Sam Jones
Oh my gosh, I actually heard Timon, Pumbaa, and the background music when I read that. Oh dear...let's see, what other Disney songs can we dig up?

Me: Let it go, Let it go,
can't hold it ba--

Everyone else in the room: NOOOOOOO!! Stop it!!

Me: Okay, fine. How about 'Do you wanna farm the tower?'

Do you wanna farm the tower?
Or should we run away?
Bet we see Moo Manchu again
Or Hamakala, then
we all run in to play!
We planned this big party
and then, we failed.
And we all want to know why!
Do you wanna farm the tower?
Do you wanna farm the tower?

Do you wanna farm the tower?
Or go to the Brawlin' Hall?
I think its release is overdue
I've started running to
that tower very tall!
It gets a little boring,
all this suspension,
just watching the snow swirl by.
Do you wanna farm the tower?
Do you wanna farm the tower?

Ah, that's all I can come up with right now. I'm not very good at writing songs....

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
5757
MistyDragon13 on Jul 12, 2014 wrote:
Oh my gosh, I actually heard Timon, Pumbaa, and the background music when I read that. Oh dear...let's see, what other Disney songs can we dig up?

Me: Let it go, Let it go,
can't hold it ba--

Everyone else in the room: NOOOOOOO!! Stop it!!

Me: Okay, fine. How about 'Do you wanna farm the tower?'

Do you wanna farm the tower?
Or should we run away?
Bet we see Moo Manchu again
Or Hamakala, then
we all run in to play!
We planned this big party
and then, we failed.
And we all want to know why!
Do you wanna farm the tower?
Do you wanna farm the tower?

Do you wanna farm the tower?
Or go to the Brawlin' Hall?
I think its release is overdue
I've started running to
that tower very tall!
It gets a little boring,
all this suspension,
just watching the snow swirl by.
Do you wanna farm the tower?
Do you wanna farm the tower?

Ah, that's all I can come up with right now. I'm not very good at writing songs....
Misty, that was perfect! My personal favorite song from Frozen. And all that snow in the Paths of Penance must have inspired you.
So, Do you wanna build a snowman?

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
5757
Why do I get the feeling that we may be crashing the Annual Stockholder's Meeting for Nefarious Industries and Malicious Manufacturers Amalgamated ( NIMMA ) ?

Sato: This meeting will now come to order, first item on the agenda -
Doctor Noh: Point of order, Chairman!
Sato: What is it, Noh?
Dr. Noh: I humbly point out that we have run out of Krispy Kreme Donuts and Girl Scout Cookies. It has been some time since we were visited by those curiously hairy sales representatives.
Sato: Enough, The sugar high induced by said comestibles is just wearing off of some of our minions.

Voice from intercom: WARNING, WARNING! Heroes have entered the building. Commencing lockdown.

Sato: Not again....

Petty Officer
Mar 09, 2013
73
MistyDragon13 on Jul 12, 2014 wrote:
Oh my gosh, I actually heard Timon, Pumbaa, and the background music when I read that. Oh dear...let's see, what other Disney songs can we dig up?

Me: Let it go, Let it go,
can't hold it ba--

Everyone else in the room: NOOOOOOO!! Stop it!!

Me: Okay, fine. How about 'Do you wanna farm the tower?'

Do you wanna farm the tower?
Or should we run away?
Bet we see Moo Manchu again
Or Hamakala, then
we all run in to play!
We planned this big party
and then, we failed.
And we all want to know why!
Do you wanna farm the tower?
Do you wanna farm the tower?

Do you wanna farm the tower?
Or go to the Brawlin' Hall?
I think its release is overdue
I've started running to
that tower very tall!
It gets a little boring,
all this suspension,
just watching the snow swirl by.
Do you wanna farm the tower?
Do you wanna farm the tower?

Ah, that's all I can come up with right now. I'm not very good at writing songs....
Here's an old one I dredged up..
I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I reached the top, and had to stop
And thats whats bothering me.
I wanna be a man, man cub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeying around!

Oh, oobee doo
Wappa doo
I wanna be like youu
Wappa doobee doobee
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you
Toooo
Shooby doo
You see its truuue
An ape like meeee
Can learn to be
huuuman toooo.

(Cue hand trumpet)

Ah, the wonders of old disney songs.

Commodore
May 31, 2009
801
anecorbie on Jul 13, 2014 wrote:
Misty, that was perfect! My personal favorite song from Frozen. And all that snow in the Paths of Penance must have inspired you.
So, Do you wanna build a snowman?
Or should we ride our bikes around the halls?

Commodore
May 31, 2009
801
anecorbie on Jul 13, 2014 wrote:
Why do I get the feeling that we may be crashing the Annual Stockholder's Meeting for Nefarious Industries and Malicious Manufacturers Amalgamated ( NIMMA ) ?

Sato: This meeting will now come to order, first item on the agenda -
Doctor Noh: Point of order, Chairman!
Sato: What is it, Noh?
Dr. Noh: I humbly point out that we have run out of Krispy Kreme Donuts and Girl Scout Cookies. It has been some time since we were visited by those curiously hairy sales representatives.
Sato: Enough, The sugar high induced by said comestibles is just wearing off of some of our minions.

Voice from intercom: WARNING, WARNING! Heroes have entered the building. Commencing lockdown.

Sato: Not again....
Pfft that was awesome. 'Curiously hairy sales representatives'? There's this really random part of me imagining Bonnie Anne, Sarah Steele, and for some extremely odd reason Ratbeard stuffed into Girl Scout uniforms trying to sell cookies to Lo Pan and Doctor Noh.

*Thump* why is my chair up there and not under me? Oh, wait. -_- I keep falling out of it because I'm laughing too hard. Why does everyone here have such a well-developed sense of humor!?! Never stop being hilarious everyone!

Stormzilla: Roar!

Dr. Noh: What did it say?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Sato: I think it wants a cookie. But we can't exactly feed it, can we?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Moo Manchu: Hold on, I speak Zilla. (to Stormzilla): Roar!

Stormzilla: Roar?

Moo Manchu: It does want a cookie. How do I tell it we're all out?

Dr. Noh: Maybe you can tell it to eat the pirates that seem to be gathering outside of the tower.

Sato: What?

Dr. Noh: And now they're trying to break down the door.

Moo Manchu: Really?

Dr. Noh: They saw me. Darn. Now that one Buccaneer is shouting at me. What was his name? Vault Door?

Moo Manchu: I believe it was Valkoor.

Dr: Noh: Ah, yes. *shouts to Pirates* You will never reach the top of the tower alive!

Intercom (in a pleasant voice): Now commencing self-destruct. *begins counting down from 500*

Moo Manchu: WHAT!?!?

Sato: I didn't press it on purpose!

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
5757
Clever Sam Jones on Jul 15, 2014 wrote:
Here's an old one I dredged up..
I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I reached the top, and had to stop
And thats whats bothering me.
I wanna be a man, man cub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeying around!

Oh, oobee doo
Wappa doo
I wanna be like youu
Wappa doobee doobee
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you
Toooo
Shooby doo
You see its truuue
An ape like meeee
Can learn to be
huuuman toooo.

(Cue hand trumpet)

Ah, the wonders of old disney songs.
I wonder what Monkey King ( not to mention our Monquistan companions ) would think about that song?

Commodore
May 31, 2009
801
Clever Sam Jones on Jul 15, 2014 wrote:
Here's an old one I dredged up..
I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I reached the top, and had to stop
And thats whats bothering me.
I wanna be a man, man cub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeying around!

Oh, oobee doo
Wappa doo
I wanna be like youu
Wappa doobee doobee
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you
Toooo
Shooby doo
You see its truuue
An ape like meeee
Can learn to be
huuuman toooo.

(Cue hand trumpet)

Ah, the wonders of old disney songs.
Disney songs are great! Now if I could remember more of Brother Bear, I'd be posting those too. The only song I remember from Brother Bear is this one:

Tell everybody
I'm on my way
new friends
and new places
to seeee

*gets stuffed into a log but keeps singing*

Why can't I remember more of that movie? It was my favorite next to the Lion King and Mulan!! I'm going to go watch it now... *powers up old VCR player* Yup, I still have a working VCR player. And a whole bunch of old Disney movies to go with it.

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
5757
MistyDragon13 on Jul 16, 2014 wrote:
Pfft that was awesome. 'Curiously hairy sales representatives'? There's this really random part of me imagining Bonnie Anne, Sarah Steele, and for some extremely odd reason Ratbeard stuffed into Girl Scout uniforms trying to sell cookies to Lo Pan and Doctor Noh.

*Thump* why is my chair up there and not under me? Oh, wait. -_- I keep falling out of it because I'm laughing too hard. Why does everyone here have such a well-developed sense of humor!?! Never stop being hilarious everyone!

Stormzilla: Roar!

Dr. Noh: What did it say?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Sato: I think it wants a cookie. But we can't exactly feed it, can we?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Moo Manchu: Hold on, I speak Zilla. (to Stormzilla): Roar!

Stormzilla: Roar?

Moo Manchu: It does want a cookie. How do I tell it we're all out?

Dr. Noh: Maybe you can tell it to eat the pirates that seem to be gathering outside of the tower.

Sato: What?

Dr. Noh: And now they're trying to break down the door.

Moo Manchu: Really?

Dr. Noh: They saw me. Darn. Now that one Buccaneer is shouting at me. What was his name? Vault Door?

Moo Manchu: I believe it was Valkoor.

Dr: Noh: Ah, yes. *shouts to Pirates* You will never reach the top of the tower alive!

Intercom (in a pleasant voice): Now commencing self-destruct. *begins counting down from 500*

Moo Manchu: WHAT!?!?

Sato: I didn't press it on purpose!
The 'curiously hairy sales representatives' were a reference to a past silly post where Valkoor wanted his Monquistans to dress up as Girl Scouts and sell cookies to get a glimpse inside the Tower ( LOL 'Vault Door' )

Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6079
MistyDragon13 on Jul 16, 2014 wrote:
Pfft that was awesome. 'Curiously hairy sales representatives'? There's this really random part of me imagining Bonnie Anne, Sarah Steele, and for some extremely odd reason Ratbeard stuffed into Girl Scout uniforms trying to sell cookies to Lo Pan and Doctor Noh.

*Thump* why is my chair up there and not under me? Oh, wait. -_- I keep falling out of it because I'm laughing too hard. Why does everyone here have such a well-developed sense of humor!?! Never stop being hilarious everyone!

Stormzilla: Roar!

Dr. Noh: What did it say?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Sato: I think it wants a cookie. But we can't exactly feed it, can we?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Moo Manchu: Hold on, I speak Zilla. (to Stormzilla): Roar!

Stormzilla: Roar?

Moo Manchu: It does want a cookie. How do I tell it we're all out?

Dr. Noh: Maybe you can tell it to eat the pirates that seem to be gathering outside of the tower.

Sato: What?

Dr. Noh: And now they're trying to break down the door.

Moo Manchu: Really?

Dr. Noh: They saw me. Darn. Now that one Buccaneer is shouting at me. What was his name? Vault Door?

Moo Manchu: I believe it was Valkoor.

Dr: Noh: Ah, yes. *shouts to Pirates* You will never reach the top of the tower alive!

Intercom (in a pleasant voice): Now commencing self-destruct. *begins counting down from 500*

Moo Manchu: WHAT!?!?

Sato: I didn't press it on purpose!
LOL Oh my sides hurt from laughing so much....STOP! No Never stop. Truly delightful.

Lieutenant
Aug 15, 2012
152
I'll be honest, I wasn't really interested in the nefarious tower until I read this thread. Now, I just can't wait! Just the other day I was wondering what new gear I can get for my max pirates and future max pirates. I hope it has really awesome gear like how it was with the waterworks gear. Yeah, I'll come to the party, it really sounds like fun!

Love all the songs and singing along! Everyone has wonderful humor. Keep it up! Oh and... do please try not to get me injured. Sometimes this chair isn't too stable. Ha! I'm only half joking.

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
5757
I want to know what the Developers know,
Want to sit them down and ask them my questions,
Like, what is this tower,
And why is it - what's the word? Tall!
And is that all,
No it's not all,
Watch me and see,
Someday I'll be,
In that Tower so Tall!
( Told ya I liked mermaids! )

Petty Officer
Mar 09, 2013
73
MistyDragon13 on Jul 16, 2014 wrote:
Disney songs are great! Now if I could remember more of Brother Bear, I'd be posting those too. The only song I remember from Brother Bear is this one:

Tell everybody
I'm on my way
new friends
and new places
to seeee

*gets stuffed into a log but keeps singing*

Why can't I remember more of that movie? It was my favorite next to the Lion King and Mulan!! I'm going to go watch it now... *powers up old VCR player* Yup, I still have a working VCR player. And a whole bunch of old Disney movies to go with it.
I must admit, I still have a (mostly) functional VCR player, and a large collection of Disney movies. Here is a song for all the witchdoctors out there.
Don't you disrespect me little man!
Don't you derogate or deride
You're in my world now, not your world
And I've got friends on the other side.
He's got friends on the other side...

That's an echo gentleman. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't worry..

Sit down at my table
Put your minds at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please.
I can read your future
I can change it round some too.
I can look deep into your heart and soul
You do have a soul Lawrence?
Make your wildest dreams come true.

I got voodoo
I got hoodoo
I got things I ain't even tried!
And I got friends on the other side.
He's got friends on the other side...

One of my more favorite villainous Disney songs, second only to "Be Prepared".
Clever Sam Jones

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2699
MistyDragon13 on Jul 16, 2014 wrote:
Pfft that was awesome. 'Curiously hairy sales representatives'? There's this really random part of me imagining Bonnie Anne, Sarah Steele, and for some extremely odd reason Ratbeard stuffed into Girl Scout uniforms trying to sell cookies to Lo Pan and Doctor Noh.

*Thump* why is my chair up there and not under me? Oh, wait. -_- I keep falling out of it because I'm laughing too hard. Why does everyone here have such a well-developed sense of humor!?! Never stop being hilarious everyone!

Stormzilla: Roar!

Dr. Noh: What did it say?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Sato: I think it wants a cookie. But we can't exactly feed it, can we?

Stormzilla: Roar!

Moo Manchu: Hold on, I speak Zilla. (to Stormzilla): Roar!

Stormzilla: Roar?

Moo Manchu: It does want a cookie. How do I tell it we're all out?

Dr. Noh: Maybe you can tell it to eat the pirates that seem to be gathering outside of the tower.

Sato: What?

Dr. Noh: And now they're trying to break down the door.

Moo Manchu: Really?

Dr. Noh: They saw me. Darn. Now that one Buccaneer is shouting at me. What was his name? Vault Door?

Moo Manchu: I believe it was Valkoor.

Dr: Noh: Ah, yes. *shouts to Pirates* You will never reach the top of the tower alive!

Intercom (in a pleasant voice): Now commencing self-destruct. *begins counting down from 500*

Moo Manchu: WHAT!?!?

Sato: I didn't press it on purpose!
ROFL, I wasn't as fortunate and didn't manage to stay in my seat- I'll send the bill to you.

Too, too funny Misty!

I'll gladly answer to Vault Door as well and certainly Falkor,(The Luckdragon), sometimes Cow Snore ,maybe even Vac Roar and of course Talk More.....but never, ever will I answer to Back Pore or Vast Corn.

Love the dialogue by the way, very well done!

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2699
anecorbie on Jul 13, 2014 wrote:
Why do I get the feeling that we may be crashing the Annual Stockholder's Meeting for Nefarious Industries and Malicious Manufacturers Amalgamated ( NIMMA ) ?

Sato: This meeting will now come to order, first item on the agenda -
Doctor Noh: Point of order, Chairman!
Sato: What is it, Noh?
Dr. Noh: I humbly point out that we have run out of Krispy Kreme Donuts and Girl Scout Cookies. It has been some time since we were visited by those curiously hairy sales representatives.
Sato: Enough, The sugar high induced by said comestibles is just wearing off of some of our minions.

Voice from intercom: WARNING, WARNING! Heroes have entered the building. Commencing lockdown.

Sato: Not again....
Tee-hee, hee-hee (sorry- couldn't laugh too loud, the babies are sleeping).

That's too funny, Esperanza. What a secret weapon indeed- sugar induced comas served out by cute and hairy sales reps. Works every time!

Oh, and I think I saw an animated film when I was a tad bit younger that tried to expose the inner workings of that nefarious organization. I think it was called....umm...let's see....what was it....ah, yes............................... "The Secret of NIMMA". I think Ratbeard may have even in it.

Keep up the funny, that was great!

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
5757
Clever Sam Jones on Jul 17, 2014 wrote:
I must admit, I still have a (mostly) functional VCR player, and a large collection of Disney movies. Here is a song for all the witchdoctors out there.
Don't you disrespect me little man!
Don't you derogate or deride
You're in my world now, not your world
And I've got friends on the other side.
He's got friends on the other side...

That's an echo gentleman. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't worry..

Sit down at my table
Put your minds at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please.
I can read your future
I can change it round some too.
I can look deep into your heart and soul
You do have a soul Lawrence?
Make your wildest dreams come true.

I got voodoo
I got hoodoo
I got things I ain't even tried!
And I got friends on the other side.
He's got friends on the other side...

One of my more favorite villainous Disney songs, second only to "Be Prepared".
Clever Sam Jones
How could we forget the best pirate song of all time?
Yo ho yo ho,
Oh a pirate's life is a wonderful life,
A rovin' over the sea,
Give me a career as a buccaneer,
It's a life of a pirate for me!
Oh a life of a pirate for me.

A pirate's life is a wonderful life,
They never bury your bones,
For when it's all over,
A jolly sea-rover,
Drops in on his friend, Davy Jones!
drops in on his friend Davy Jones!

Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6079
Total gigglefits here. What is it with Disney and pirating? If you take the slightly adjusted with a dash of poetic license quote from Jurassic park: "When the Nefarious Pirate's Tower breaks down, at least the pirates won't eat you." We can easily respond, Nope, we won't eat them, just shock then into immobility and force them to listen to us sing Disney tunes until they surrender their loot.

Admiral
Jul 27, 2012
1190
Chrissy Th'Blesser on Jun 30, 2014 wrote:
*Waves hand wildly* I WOULD Who better than the tower's creator to help with strategies in defeating it. Remember that he has had the privilege of LOTS of practice. *Pins on a "I would LOVE to play with Ratbeard" badge*
Me too! I wanna play with Ratbeard too! He always makes me laugh (both the character and the developer)

Captain
Dec 01, 2012
607
Clever Sam Jones on Jul 17, 2014 wrote:
I must admit, I still have a (mostly) functional VCR player, and a large collection of Disney movies. Here is a song for all the witchdoctors out there.
Don't you disrespect me little man!
Don't you derogate or deride
You're in my world now, not your world
And I've got friends on the other side.
He's got friends on the other side...

That's an echo gentleman. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't worry..

Sit down at my table
Put your minds at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please.
I can read your future
I can change it round some too.
I can look deep into your heart and soul
You do have a soul Lawrence?
Make your wildest dreams come true.

I got voodoo
I got hoodoo
I got things I ain't even tried!
And I got friends on the other side.
He's got friends on the other side...

One of my more favorite villainous Disney songs, second only to "Be Prepared".
Clever Sam Jones
Hey!!You stole my song.Oh well,I guess I'll just have to twist another song.

Commodore
Jan 22, 2013
846
i have yet to see it. what can i say i'm trying to do one good deed a day, and that good deed is not bothering them... that's the same good deed every day. o. o i got to rethink this, it looks like a worse idea on paper.

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
5757
Chrissy Th'Blesser on Jul 17, 2014 wrote:
Total gigglefits here. What is it with Disney and pirating? If you take the slightly adjusted with a dash of poetic license quote from Jurassic park: "When the Nefarious Pirate's Tower breaks down, at least the pirates won't eat you." We can easily respond, Nope, we won't eat them, just shock then into immobility and force them to listen to us sing Disney tunes until they surrender their loot.
An act that should be banned by the Geneva Convention, lol. Especially my singing!

Commodore
May 31, 2009
801
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Jul 17, 2014 wrote:
ROFL, I wasn't as fortunate and didn't manage to stay in my seat- I'll send the bill to you.

Too, too funny Misty!

I'll gladly answer to Vault Door as well and certainly Falkor,(The Luckdragon), sometimes Cow Snore ,maybe even Vac Roar and of course Talk More.....but never, ever will I answer to Back Pore or Vast Corn.

Love the dialogue by the way, very well done!
Thank you Valkoor!! Some of those other, ah, nicknames of yours had me nearly (but not quite) falling off of my own chair.

Commodore
May 31, 2009
801
Chrissy Th'Blesser on Jul 17, 2014 wrote:
Total gigglefits here. What is it with Disney and pirating? If you take the slightly adjusted with a dash of poetic license quote from Jurassic park: "When the Nefarious Pirate's Tower breaks down, at least the pirates won't eat you." We can easily respond, Nope, we won't eat them, just shock then into immobility and force them to listen to us sing Disney tunes until they surrender their loot.
Disney and pirating...hmm...Oh! Look up 'Treasure Planet'! It's an older Disney movie, but it's really good.

Now, back to the Disney songs...

"This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney FastPl-"

Gah! Go away! Menu, I say! Anyways:

Seven a.m., the usual
morning lineup
Start on the chores
And sweep till the floor's all clean
Polish and wax, do laundry
and mop and shine up
Sweep again
and by then it's like,
7:15

And so I'll read a book
Or maybe two or three
I'll add a few new paintings
to my gallery
I'll play guitar and knit
and cook and basically
Just wonder when will my life begin?

Then after lunch it's puzzles
and darts and baking
Paper-mache, a bit of ballet
and chess
Pottery and ventriloquy,
candle-making
Then I'll stretch, maybe sketch
Take a climb, sew a dress

And I'll reread the books
If I have time to spare
I'll paint the walls some more
I'm sure there's room somewhere
And then I'll brush and brush
and brush and brush my hair
Stuck in the same place
I've always been
And I'll keep wondering and wondering
and wondering and wondering
When will my life begin?

That should make 'em give up anything they have.