pirate101 jokes!

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Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
there was a topic on the w101 boards like this, and I brought it here!

what do you get if you cross a buccaneer, with a musketeer? a bucketeer!

my jokes are so lame.

write some more, my fellow pirates

ratbeard: I don't get it.
sly autumn: *whispering to bonnie anne* he isn't the sharpest sword on the cache, if you know what I mean.
ratbeard: I heard that! I may be a rat, but I have ears like a hawk! ARGH! *starts chasing after autumn*
bonnie anne: stop that you git! *grabs ratbeard by the back of his coat*
catbeard: meow meow meow, I never trusted him in the first place.

randomness = funny and awesomeness.

Bosun
Apr 26, 2009
303
Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9114
Mordekai: Knock, Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Mordekai: Barnacle!
Me: Barnacle, who?
Mordekai: Barny'll call ye in the morning!
Sorry, folks, I've used my "A" material long ago!

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1348
thedragonpirate245... on Aug 14, 2017 wrote:
there was a topic on the w101 boards like this, and I brought it here!

what do you get if you cross a buccaneer, with a musketeer? a bucketeer!

my jokes are so lame.

write some more, my fellow pirates

ratbeard: I don't get it.
sly autumn: *whispering to bonnie anne* he isn't the sharpest sword on the cache, if you know what I mean.
ratbeard: I heard that! I may be a rat, but I have ears like a hawk! ARGH! *starts chasing after autumn*
bonnie anne: stop that you git! *grabs ratbeard by the back of his coat*
catbeard: meow meow meow, I never trusted him in the first place.

randomness = funny and awesomeness.
Haha, funny topic! I actually made a topic long ago before you did; it grew into a Hot Topic and then got locked due to time and not many people posting anymore. This was actually on these boards, not Wizard101, that I brought it on.

I'll add some in time, but I have yet to see what you create!

Diverteix-Te,
Et veuré a Skyways!

Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
mira: knock knock.
kane: whos there?
mira: bane of.
kane: bane of who?
mira: bane of you!

lame sauce, I know.

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9114
Helpful Aurora Par... on Aug 15, 2017 wrote:
Haha, funny topic! I actually made a topic long ago before you did; it grew into a Hot Topic and then got locked due to time and not many people posting anymore. This was actually on these boards, not Wizard101, that I brought it on.

I'll add some in time, but I have yet to see what you create!

Diverteix-Te,
Et veuré a Skyways!
Well, Aurora, your joke post is one of many in the history of the P101 message boards. Just do a search for "jokes" and see the wonderfully funny humor from the P101 players.

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1348
anecorbie on Aug 16, 2017 wrote:
Well, Aurora, your joke post is one of many in the history of the P101 message boards. Just do a search for "jokes" and see the wonderfully funny humor from the P101 players.
It would make sense, as I know how humorous we Marauders can be!

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1348
thedragonpirate245... on Aug 15, 2017 wrote:
mira: knock knock.
kane: whos there?
mira: bane of.
kane: bane of who?
mira: bane of you!

lame sauce, I know.
L.O.L., that was hilarious!

Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
a pirate wearing kane's mask walks into the bazaar. he yells, "look at my new mask!" a pirate spots him and starts chasing after him, yelling, "KANE!!!!!" apparently, the pirate who was chasing him didn't know kane's mask was a drop.

what kind of rings does lucy sterling like? sterling sliver!

what do you get if you cross catbeard and a fish? a catfish!

what kind of weapon does bonnie anne like? (other than a musket) a lass-o!

what metal does sarah steele use for her swords? steele!

why was fan flanders being waved around by a pirate? she was being used as a fan!

what world has shoe in its name? mooshu!

what weapon did the pirate use to fight the clockwork on the bay? a BAYonet!

what dungeon has "chew" in its name? the tower of moo manCHEW!

what did the bread say to the captain? "I'm bready captain!"

what does sarah steele do when she loses her sword? she STEELES another one!

what kind of fabric does shiruku neko like? silk! (I think her name means silk)

what kind of class does a pirate take? pirate101!

what do pirates call a mirror? a mirARR!

what does kane use to keep himself from falling? a KANE! (get it? kane = cane)

part one of my joke post, more coming soon!

Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
ooh another one!

what store do pirates go to? tarrrrget!

Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
Helpful Aurora Par... on Aug 15, 2017 wrote:
Haha, funny topic! I actually made a topic long ago before you did; it grew into a Hot Topic and then got locked due to time and not many people posting anymore. This was actually on these boards, not Wizard101, that I brought it on.

I'll add some in time, but I have yet to see what you create!

Diverteix-Te,
Et veuré a Skyways!
hey aurora, off topic but are you planning on doing a ninja meet up again?

one more joke for now!

what companion drives a car? CARcarus! (pretty sure I spelled that wrong)

Gunner's Mate
Dec 25, 2015
285
thedragonpirate245... on Aug 16, 2017 wrote:
hey aurora, off topic but are you planning on doing a ninja meet up again?

one more joke for now!

what companion drives a car? CARcarus! (pretty sure I spelled that wrong)
You spelt it right.

Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
what do pirates say instead of party? parrrrrrrty!

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1348
thedragonpirate245... on Aug 16, 2017 wrote:
hey aurora, off topic but are you planning on doing a ninja meet up again?

one more joke for now!

what companion drives a car? CARcarus! (pretty sure I spelled that wrong)
Possibly...

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1348
  1. What type of animal in Pirate101 do you get when they say bye to a relative? Bison! (Bye, son.)

Bosun
Apr 26, 2009
303
This is less of a joke but more of a comedic look on things...

Level 70 pirates have 20+ companions. Theoretically, you can bring a set of 3 different companions and not send any of them on a task.

So what I picture here is whenever we enter a dungeon, we bring 20 companions trailing behind. While 4 of us battle, the rest of them just sit and watch and make mojo popcorn or something. What do they do?

Captain
Jan 17, 2013
732
One does not simply solo the Dreadnought

( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

Captain
Jan 17, 2013
732
When a lvl 1 troggy tries to kill you

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Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9114
Dead Eye Luke on Aug 17, 2017 wrote:
This is less of a joke but more of a comedic look on things...

Level 70 pirates have 20+ companions. Theoretically, you can bring a set of 3 different companions and not send any of them on a task.

So what I picture here is whenever we enter a dungeon, we bring 20 companions trailing behind. While 4 of us battle, the rest of them just sit and watch and make mojo popcorn or something. What do they do?
They're on board the ship guarding it from other pirates, of course! Although I do like the image of them eating popcorn ( from beach chairs ) and making snarky comments while we fight......

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9114
fearless robert sp... on Aug 17, 2017 wrote:
One does not simply solo the Dreadnought

( ⚆ _ ⚆ )
Actually, you can, IF you're very lucky ( I did it in test realm ).

Admiral
Jul 07, 2013
1124
Dead Eye Luke on Aug 17, 2017 wrote:
This is less of a joke but more of a comedic look on things...

Level 70 pirates have 20+ companions. Theoretically, you can bring a set of 3 different companions and not send any of them on a task.

So what I picture here is whenever we enter a dungeon, we bring 20 companions trailing behind. While 4 of us battle, the rest of them just sit and watch and make mojo popcorn or something. What do they do?
They taunt the enemy striking fear into their hearts......

Virtuous Dante Ramsey

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
What do you call a Buddhist Monquistan that lives in the Himalayas, and loves to gamble?

....a Ti-bettin' Monk.

(hardy...harrr....harrr-ibble)

That one was so bad that I must try to redeem myself...

Why did Ratbeard get so mad when Catbeard threw trash on the floor?

.....what? -- wouldn't you be mad if you stepped in kitty litter?

(no redemption there...I'll give it one last try)

So, the other day a rally was held in Avery's Court in order to help raise public awareness and sympathies towards the rights and feelings of Zombies and the general, lively undead.

Yes their skin is rather unappealing...or is that a peelin'?...And yes they often drag their feet when given tasks...And sure, they do absolutely lack a little in the brains department -- but they are people too! Well...at least they were once upon a time! But that doesn't mean they don't deserve to be heard. To know a zombie's turmoil is to hear one speak -- "Every day, I feel I lose a little bit of myself!" So sad and heartbreaking (provided they had one to break), yet so very true!

The rally had quite a healthy turnout as Zombies from across the Spiral appeared in the flesh (eh, kind of) to speak of their misfortunes and all the prejudices that they encounter as they risk life and limb (literally) to keep the Spiral safe. It was a bit disappointing though, because the guest speakers were, quite frankly...a bit lifeless and had rotten attitudes (among other things). Including the main guest speaker, an undead buccaneer avenger, who practically fell apart on stage when his voice could not be heard, even despite him yelling into the microphone until he was blue-er in the face, thus leaving him as he already was...out of breath!

Seems technical difficulties arose and there was indeed a Dead Mic up on stage!

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9114
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Aug 20, 2017 wrote:
What do you call a Buddhist Monquistan that lives in the Himalayas, and loves to gamble?

....a Ti-bettin' Monk.

(hardy...harrr....harrr-ibble)

That one was so bad that I must try to redeem myself...

Why did Ratbeard get so mad when Catbeard threw trash on the floor?

.....what? -- wouldn't you be mad if you stepped in kitty litter?

(no redemption there...I'll give it one last try)

So, the other day a rally was held in Avery's Court in order to help raise public awareness and sympathies towards the rights and feelings of Zombies and the general, lively undead.

Yes their skin is rather unappealing...or is that a peelin'?...And yes they often drag their feet when given tasks...And sure, they do absolutely lack a little in the brains department -- but they are people too! Well...at least they were once upon a time! But that doesn't mean they don't deserve to be heard. To know a zombie's turmoil is to hear one speak -- "Every day, I feel I lose a little bit of myself!" So sad and heartbreaking (provided they had one to break), yet so very true!

The rally had quite a healthy turnout as Zombies from across the Spiral appeared in the flesh (eh, kind of) to speak of their misfortunes and all the prejudices that they encounter as they risk life and limb (literally) to keep the Spiral safe. It was a bit disappointing though, because the guest speakers were, quite frankly...a bit lifeless and had rotten attitudes (among other things). Including the main guest speaker, an undead buccaneer avenger, who practically fell apart on stage when his voice could not be heard, even despite him yelling into the microphone until he was blue-er in the face, thus leaving him as he already was...out of breath!

Seems technical difficulties arose and there was indeed a Dead Mic up on stage!
Lost your "A" material, as well, Valkoor? ( Actually I enjoyed your rally story - it wasn't "dead in the water" and I hope others aren't "dead set" against the Spiral's undead! )
How does Dead Mike navigate?
By dead-reckoning.

Commodore
May 31, 2009
873
I'm pretty sure I've told these before, but here they are again.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it be arrr but their first love be the sea.

What did the elderly pirate say on his birthday? "Aye matey!"

What do you call a mouse fencer who robs other pirates? Sarah Steal

And a longer one...

A pirate with a peg leg, a hook, and an eyepatch walks into the Kraken Skulls and sits down at the bar. A brand-new pirate sits next to him, curious about the older pirate's life. He asks, "So what happened to yer leg?"

"Well ye see," the pirate replies, "I got into a bit o' trouble with a garfish out in Westminster, and it bit me leg clean off! So I went to the doctor, an' he patched me up an' gave me this peg leg."

"Wow!" the younger pirate says. "And yer hand?"

"That happened in Aquila; a Manticore attacked me, so I went back to the doctor, an' he gave me a hook to replace the hand I lost."

"Oh," the younger pirate says, shocked. "Well, then what about yer eye?"

"I was lookin' up as a skarakeet passed overhead, if you catch my drift..."

"That put out yer eye?"

"No, ye see, I wasn't used to the hook yet..."

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9114
What do you get when you cross Fan, Handsome Dan and a disco?
A Fan-Dan-Go-Go!

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