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Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
anecorbie on Aug 20, 2017 wrote:
Lost your "A" material, as well, Valkoor? ( Actually I enjoyed your rally story - it wasn't "dead in the water" and I hope others aren't "dead set" against the Spiral's undead! )
How does Dead Mike navigate?
By dead-reckoning.
I'm not sure I really ever had any "A" material...or "B" for that matter. Actually I thought that since we were talking pirate and sailing jokes here, I would just use my "Sea" material!

Commodore
Jan 22, 2013
882
I would join but I'm not that good at jokes, kind of like herasea coming from me and all my jokes but truth is in the eye of the beholder, to bad the beholder usually has only one good one if you know what I'm saying...

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9325
Daedalus, the famous inventor in Aquila, has developed a machine to inspect Pirates for parasites - he calls it "The Lice See 'em"

Flea, flea this post now, it won't get any better than this!

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1396
anecorbie on Aug 22, 2017 wrote:
Daedalus, the famous inventor in Aquila, has developed a machine to inspect Pirates for parasites - he calls it "The Lice See 'em"

Flea, flea this post now, it won't get any better than this!
Haha! Nice Lyceum pun there.

Bosun
Mar 04, 2012
308
Where does your pirate go when they need to get new weapons? the arrrrrmory

Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
silver swordcoral on Aug 26, 2017 wrote:
Where does your pirate go when they need to get new weapons? the arrrrrmory
HAHA! I love it! you deserve a bottle of yum for this joke!

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9325
Why is piratein' so addictive?
Because, once ye've lost yer hand,ye get hooked!

How did I get my ship so cheaply?
It was on Sail!

What has 4 legs, 4 hands & 4 eyes?
8 pirates!

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9325
Captain Avery: Knock, knock!
Me: Who's there?
Captain Avery: Mayhew.
Me: Mayhew, who?
Captain Avery: Mayhew enjoy many more years of playing Pirate101!

Mom: Knock, knock!
Me: Who's there?
Mom: Coleen.
Me: Coleen, who?
Mom: Coleen your room, it's a mess!

Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
anecorbie on Aug 17, 2017 wrote:
They're on board the ship guarding it from other pirates, of course! Although I do like the image of them eating popcorn ( from beach chairs ) and making snarky comments while we fight......
I can imagine sarah steele sitting in a beach chair and eating popcorn or something when I am not using her on my swashy. saying stuff like: "you need to be faster!" " come on guys! this is like a old movie!" or something XD.

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1396
By the way, Alyssa, congratulations on being in the Newsletter! This post was in there.

Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
Helpful Aurora Par... on Sep 1, 2017 wrote:
By the way, Alyssa, congratulations on being in the Newsletter! This post was in there.
really? o. o

Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
Helpful Aurora Par... on Sep 1, 2017 wrote:
By the way, Alyssa, congratulations on being in the Newsletter! This post was in there.
actually, I got featured twice! I started the new "make your own rogue's gallery" post! I am not trying to brag, seriously! unless there is 2 thedragonpirate members on this board. XD

Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
why was catbeard in the doctor's office? because he kept vengeance striking, and his arm wanted to vengeance strike back at him! idk where I got this one from.

what does shiruku neko say when she slips on a banana peel and falls on her back? me-ow!

what kind of weapons does a electronic cow who eats hay like? haywire. get it? hay, like what cows eat, and wire, like tv wire?

what does alyssa do when she gets mad? she gets fiery.

what do you get if you cross a lightsaber and a tooth? a sabertooth!

this one isn't pirate101, but more doctor who

me: knock knock
catbeard: who's there?
me: doctor.
catbeard: doctor who?
me: exactly!

why was ratbeard kicked off the football team? he wouldn't hold the line!

what kind of rides do pirates like to ride? a skyway tram!

why was subodai kicked out of the samoorai clan? he couldn't go "moo!"

why was the pirate cracking nuts shaped like skulls? he was kraken skulls.

why was fan kicked off the message boards? she kept riposting!

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1396
thedragonpirate245... on Sep 2, 2017 wrote:
actually, I got featured twice! I started the new "make your own rogue's gallery" post! I am not trying to brag, seriously! unless there is 2 thedragonpirate members on this board. XD
I saw that too!

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1396
thedragonpirate245... on Sep 2, 2017 wrote:
why was catbeard in the doctor's office? because he kept vengeance striking, and his arm wanted to vengeance strike back at him! idk where I got this one from.

what does shiruku neko say when she slips on a banana peel and falls on her back? me-ow!

what kind of weapons does a electronic cow who eats hay like? haywire. get it? hay, like what cows eat, and wire, like tv wire?

what does alyssa do when she gets mad? she gets fiery.

what do you get if you cross a lightsaber and a tooth? a sabertooth!

this one isn't pirate101, but more doctor who

me: knock knock
catbeard: who's there?
me: doctor.
catbeard: doctor who?
me: exactly!

why was ratbeard kicked off the football team? he wouldn't hold the line!

what kind of rides do pirates like to ride? a skyway tram!

why was subodai kicked out of the samoorai clan? he couldn't go "moo!"

why was the pirate cracking nuts shaped like skulls? he was kraken skulls.

why was fan kicked off the message boards? she kept riposting!
Great ones!

Captain
Apr 24, 2016
520
what do you call someone who is named david but rents out a house? david ten(n)ant! get it? lamesauce I know.

ill try a hand at a couple more later.

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9325
thedragonpirate245... on Oct 15, 2017 wrote:
what do you call someone who is named david but rents out a house? david ten(n)ant! get it? lamesauce I know.

ill try a hand at a couple more later.
How about: "He opens all the mail addressed to "tenant'?"

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