My little vacation log

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Crush-er
Jun 15, 2009
273
Griffin: Is the camera on? Ok here we go . Hey everyone I'm Griffin Deverux and I've made this video log to show you my awesome vacation through the spiral . Our first stop is Valencia from Skull Island . We are not quite ready to leave so here is our plan : skull Island to Valencia in a day than VL to Monquesta in 1 - 2 days , and than .. Romba! I need the map

Romba : I put map in toaster

Griffin : WHAT????!!!!!!!! WHY

Romba: It make pop tart taste better

Griffin: we'll be back tomorrow well most of us..... * glance at Romba *

Crush-er
Jun 15, 2009
273
Griffin: Hi everyone we're back and on the road or sky or uh whatever . So it's just us and the open sky and the weather is great .

Romba: Capitan storm gate to unicorn place near !

( Please stand by * Elevator music plays * )
Griffin: So we're here in the Argon sky way trying to make our way to Stead's vill-
Romba: Captain locals come to see us
Griffin: No Romba get down it's the Armada!!
Romba: They board us to welcome us !!
Armada troop: Welcome ..... To your doom
Griffin: Ha you can't beat us!!!
Tackle punch slap
Griffin: No the camera *camera falls *
Static

Honey Buncher
Oct 15, 2010
359
Haha, I like the "We'll be back tomorrow..." then it's almost like you're glaring at Romba, "most of us...."

Cute Stuff Commoner
Dec 04, 2011
54
Griffen Deverux on Jul 10, 2013 wrote:
Griffin: Is the camera on? Ok here we go . Hey everyone I'm Griffin Deverux and I've made this video log to show you my awesome vacation through the spiral . Our first stop is Valencia from Skull Island . We are not quite ready to leave so here is our plan : skull Island to Valencia in a day than VL to Monquesta in 1 - 2 days , and than .. Romba! I need the map

Romba : I put map in toaster

Griffin : WHAT????!!!!!!!! WHY

Romba: It make pop tart taste better

Griffin: we'll be back tomorrow well most of us..... * glance at Romba *
HA!!!! funny

Dreamy Dreamer
Oct 15, 2012
539
Crush-er
Jun 15, 2009
273
???: Romba I think we found it!

camera comes into focus

Griffin: Hello again I'm glad we found the camera ( armada head in the back ground )

Griffin : * whispers * Romba throw the head of the deck

* Romba throws head at Griffin *

Griffin : I meant the other way

Romba : sorry

Griffin: anyways we are in monquesta now and we have stopped at a fortress to take so pic- Romba what are you doing!!

* Romba charges at fortress *

Monquestan : You will regret the day you bought that camera! they run out in like 3 videos

Griffin : no they do-

Camera : battery low shutting down

Griffin : Romba what are you doing don't put those bombs there they-

Dreamy Dreamer
Mar 09, 2011
709
Lol! This is brilliant! I love this thread it's awesome. XD please post some more!

Crush-er
Jun 15, 2009
273
*Explosion in background*
Griffin: wow Romba you are unbelievable you just obliterated that fortress in 2 seconds flat

Romba: Thank you Capitan

Griffin: dude we can see that all the way from the stormgate to cool ranch.
Now entering cool ranch watch out for buffaloons now in coopers roost
Griffin: well we made it to coops roost now Romba don't destroy any- ROMBA
* romba sets of powder kegs by docks *

Romba : What cap-

BOOOOOMM!!!

Sheriff: Sir you and your duck thing are under arrest

Romba: hey I water mole

Angel Ambassador
Jul 27, 2012
1190
Very funny, Griffin. I especially loved 'you will regret the day --you bought that camera...' and Romba saying, "Hey, I water-mole." Nice comedy.

Virtuous Anne Radcliffe

Be Mine Beginner
Nov 26, 2012
41
Lol, Romba and you are my new favorite crew. It's funny. Make more!
...................................................please........

-The Heart of Lacey ( Level 35)

Luv Ya Leader
Mar 10, 2009
6127
Lol I love it Yes, please make more. Your writing is very picturesque. I can 'see' the whole thing and I have a whole new appreciation and love for Romba. Not that I didn't love him before, I just never noticed this side of him and I adore it. x wriggles with anticipation for next installment. x

Crush-er
Jun 15, 2009
273
Last time on: " vacation log "

Griffin: don't you start Mr. disembody voice

Fine

Griffin: Mr.Sheriff please my water mole didn't-

Sheriff: Tell you what I challenge you to a showdown at high noon today in front of the church

Romba: But it three thirty

Sheriff: would you rather go to jail?

Griffin: let's do this then

* epic showdown music plays *

Sheriff: you sure you can fight me with throwing knives

Griffin: well...

Stupendor X comes down from the sky

Stu. X : Romba to the rescue

Griffin: Wha- Romba?

Romba: Come capitan

* Griffin gets on stupendor X *

Romba: You done been stupendored

Random voice: EPIC ONE LINER

Romba: ahh gost voice!

Crush-er
Jul 03, 2011
207
Griffen Deverux on Jul 31, 2013 wrote:
???: Romba I think we found it!

camera comes into focus

Griffin: Hello again I'm glad we found the camera ( armada head in the back ground )

Griffin : * whispers * Romba throw the head of the deck

* Romba throws head at Griffin *

Griffin : I meant the other way

Romba : sorry

Griffin: anyways we are in monquesta now and we have stopped at a fortress to take so pic- Romba what are you doing!!

* Romba charges at fortress *

Monquestan : You will regret the day you bought that camera! they run out in like 3 videos

Griffin : no they do-

Camera : battery low shutting down

Griffin : Romba what are you doing don't put those bombs there they-
Lol! " * Romba throws head at Griffin * Griffin: I meant the other way " That is SOOO FUNNY!!!!

Rachel - Level 38

Dreamy Dreamer
Mar 09, 2011
709
Dreamy Dreamer
May 16, 2011
553
Wow, Griffin! That was hilarious! I now love Romba more than I did before. When I get the crowns, I'm gonna buy him.

Crush-er
Jun 15, 2009
273
Griffin: sup guys its me! Romba and i have finally made it to marleybone in the stupendor X

Romba: thanks to me!

Griffin: right thanks to you my ship is stuck in cool ranch!

Romba: I am just that kind of nice guy

Griffin: anyways we have just docked in the isle of fetch and- oh no!

Royal navy officer: hey its that scoundrel!

Griffin: oh no its Roy the Royal navy officer

Roy: my name is Tristan!

Griffin: i thought it was Harold

Tristan or Roy or whoever he is: the point is you under arrest for stealing the barka lisa!

Griffin: You are forgetting the other 50

RoyTristanHarold: ahh just get over here

Griffin: Fine Robert

Robert: * facepalm *

Romba: captain are you sure

Griffin: relax i have it all under control

* skips to the part when in the jail *

Griffin: * i can't believe that Fred let us keep the camera

Fred: for the last time its Tristan!

* harmonica plays*

Romba: Griffin someone else in here

Richard Ashthorn: hi guys!

Griffin: Richard! how did you get in here?

Richard: i didn't do anything I just get payed to play the harmonica in jail cells

Griffin: But how did you literally get in here

Richard: Jeremy let me in

Tristan: its Tristan!

Griffin: well its time to escape follow my lead

* Griffin picks the lock and does some other crazy thief things Richard and Romba are waiting outside for him*

Griffin: how did you get out so quick?!

Romba: we use big obvious door

Griffin: *facepalm*

Officers: Hey its him get him!

* camera is shot*

Griffin: oh come on!

*video ends*

Crush-er
May 28, 2013
286
Angel Ambassador
Jul 27, 2012
1190
*giggle* "Romba: We use big, obvious door." Very funny, Griffin!

Luv Ya Leader
Mar 10, 2009
6127
Totally delightful as usual. Please keep up this charming and hysterical diary. I thoroughly enjoy every installment. Very well done.

Sweet Talker
Sep 10, 2009
108
for the record griffin and i know each other outside of the game and i helped him with this one ( explanation why I was in here ).

Luv Ya Leader
Mar 10, 2009
6127
Richard Ashthorn on Sep 24, 2013 wrote:
for the record griffin and i know each other outside of the game and i helped him with this one ( explanation why I was in here ).
Lol, then well done to the both of you. I look forward to more of your musical talents in these madcap adventures.

Crush-er
Jun 15, 2009
273
Richard: Romba give me the controls!

Romba: i has it all under control

Griffin: Guys whats going on? i can barely eat my soup!

x crash x

Richard: we lost an arm!

Griffin: what do we do?!

Romba:we panic!

x All three panic x

Romba: island incoming!

CRASH

Griffin: that was one of the best landings ever!

Richard: what do you mean the stupendor x's sword is through the krokosphinx?

Romba: yup best landing ever!

Krok: my lord is that you?

Romba: ya it me

Krok: not you beaver duck, the human: Richard

Romba: how dare you call Romba beaver duck

Richard: ya its me

Krok: huzza! the prince of the pyramid of the sun has returned

Griffin: wait this is your kingdom?

Richard: Ya... don't you remember

Griffin: no we tune you out when the brawlin hall fights come on tv

* Romba starts charging at the Krok*

Griffin: Romba nooooooooo

* Romba powns the Krok*

Krok: how dare you?! This is-

Griffin: SPARTA!

Krok: no its war

To Be Continued...

Griffin: what?! i cant wait that long!

Puppy Lover
Oct 15, 2012
449
Luv Ya Leader
Mar 10, 2009
6127
Oh yes Please Please *Gives best puppy dog eyes.*

Crush-er
Jun 15, 2009
273
Griffin: Hey every one Its me Griffin again and I just wanted to tell you guys-

Krok: Hey put that camera down!

Griffin: What? No.

Krok: yes you will

Griffin: maybe I won't

Krok: your right maybe you wont ...

Richard: Griffin you did you do that?

Romba: He didn't

Richard: Your right he didn't * shakes head * stop that! The point is you are in deep trouble so you have two options.

Romba: We have three options

Krok: they do have three options

Richard: Stop that you have two options!

Romba: you sure?

Richard: No I'm not * slaps self * I am! Ok ok your two options are go to war or...

Griffin: WAR!!

Romba: do you really want war?

Griffin: no...

Krok: to avoid war you have one option * pause for effect * survive the maze of death!

Griffin: so is this like aquila's labrinth or-

Krok: shut up we try to avoid that culture!

Richard: you are put in a maze with other convicts and if you survive you go free

Romba: * yells from far away * hey guys I found more * BOOM * powder... kegs... * faints*

NOW IN THE MAZE OF DEATH have a nice day

Romba: hey I know how to get out! My uncle murry teach me this trick You run straight and break all the walls in the way

Griffin: that's amazing we should thank him

Romba: no he was devoured whole by a snake

* romba and griffin use " the murry method"*

Griffin: yes we did it!

Krok: no you cheeted

Romba: did we?

Krok: I'm not sure...

Romba: Can't we go free?

Krok: I think so...

Romba: you coming to Richard?

Richard: I uh... I think so...

Griffin: sweet let's take one of the Krok ships and get outta here!

Richard: Romba you gotta teach me how to do those mind tricks

Romba: Do I?

Griffin: well guys I guess we escaped Krokotopia

Battery low
Griffin: What no way I just bought new batteries
Shutting down
Griffin: What no no no stop that But what about * shuts off*