A Pirate's Life For Me

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Lieutenant
Jan 18, 2011
133
Sniper Rose on May 14, 2013 wrote:
Years later
Bonnie: We had a thrill together.
Valona: I did to Jake.
El Toro: Plz don't dissapear with the wind!
Monkey King: My staff is my soul and the crown is my heart. Without you Captain, I'm lost.
Old Scratch: Oh, why did you have to go!
Valona: Writes on Grave. "Died cause a attack on the Challenger. A cannon shot him in the heart,".
Kane: I'm so sorry!
Rooke: He was really close to me. He ... dead.
Ratbeard: Uh, can't you just make him a machine.
Kane: Excellent idea!
Bonnie: He long gone.
Valona: Then I must do what I shall do.
Teleports to Dragonspyre
Malistare: You're gonna die Joshua Wildhammer.
Joshua Wildhammer: DIE? I will never die with Storm!
Malistare: Your doomed.
Joshua Wildhammer: No I'm not.
Valona: Oh Malistare! STOP!
Malistare: My old student. Did you come to see my rule the spiral? We can rule it together!
Sylvia: WHAT!
Cyrus: I got this.
summons a Internet Troller who is actually a Troll
Internet Troll: DIE!
Malistare: Oh dead.
Sylvia: You defeated him! You get three wishes!
Valona: My first wish is for Jacob Freeman to return. My second wish is for you to be alive. My third wish is for Malistare to never return!
Jacob Freeman: VALONA!
Valona: JACOB!
Valona kisses and hugs Jacob
Jacob Freeman: Aw.
A few days later the world record is broken
Spiral World Record: Heres a billion dollars and a ticket to be famous!
Bonnie: WOAH!
Sylvia: This is getting boring.
Many years later
Morganthe: Here I am at Xibabla! DIE Jacob Freeman! I also got a little friend you'll like to talk to.
Malistare the Undying: DIE!
Valona: NO!
Morganthe: Oh, the famous Wizards in the Spiral. Now this'll be fun! Tell the man to marry me and Valona to be his daughter.
The Undying Malistare: Family ... strength ... power!
Malistare: I'm a wizard of Ravenwood proctecting the Spiral! DIE!
Morganthe: Ok. I give up.
Morganthe dies
Spiral World Record: Here's ya other billion with another ticket to become ultra stars. You can now rule the Spiral together and do lot of other things to.
Kane: I see my son.
Rooke: Ok.
Opens door
Jacob Freeman: Thanks Rooke.
Rooke: You're welcome Emperor Freeman.
Emperor Freeman: They know!
Queen Valona: I know!
Kane: Welcome Emperor Freeman. Here's the deed to Valencia. My life is done. You get everything of mine. Even ... the ... Armada.
Kanes dies
Emperoro Freeman: NO!
Proluge: After Kane dies, Emperor Freeman along with Queen Valona rule the Spiral and conquer many world but then they seem a blue orb. Stay tuned for the next story with the descendants of the Quentins as they died and Emperor Freeman and Queen Valona! You can now call her Queen Freeman but it has the man part in it so we call her Queen Valona. Oh one more thing before we end this book.
Jacob Freeman: Oh praise Valencia!
FIN
In this district future ....
me: this should not have happen. I'll have my revenge and fix this once and for all
- meanwhile in the emperor's lab -
Emperoro Freeman: At last, i invented a time manchine! now i can save my father from dying
- Explosion breaks into the room -
Emperoro Freeman: Who's that?!
Me: The Black rose. You must be kane
Emperoro Freeman: no i'm jacob, his son
Me: close enough! as long you're the leader of the armada i shall use that device and change everything for the better
Emperoro Freeman: No! if you lost control of the blue orb of the device then you'll-!
- jacob dies -
Me: now i can make things right
Queen valona: Who are you! i can feel something wrong. - sees dead king - OH no! what you done to him!
me: what? I'm doing you a favor and gonna fix your big mistake
Queen: mistake? But! - Valona dies -
me: now where was I? - enter time manchine -
- meanwhile with joshua -
Joshua windhammer: My brother is gone! I can sense it!
Rooke: Noooooooooooo! not the King
Joshua windhammer: i better stop that woman before she ...
- Strange figure woman in blue cloak appears -
Joshua windhammer: who are you?
???: I am Ashley winter, rashida's twin sister
Joshua windhammer: Impossible!
Ashley winter: i'm also a wizard like you and if you let my sister go i might go out with you
Joshua windhammer: sounds good! make it a marriage and we got a deal.
Ashley winter: ....
Joshua windhammer: so i guess your mine now huh? what the?
- whole world of valencia changes -
Joshua windhammer: what happen!
paperboy: Extra Extra! Valencia celebrates freedom from awful Armanda with Phrase the roses day; the day the pirate black rose teams up with the Athertons and killed kane
Citizans of valencia: Huzzah! Phrase the roses and valencia
Joshua windhammer: This is horrible! i got to find my brother!
- teleports to jacob who is alive -
Joshua windhammer: Brother! you ok?
Jacob: why would i be ok? Look at me! the love of my life, valona, left me and I'm left with nothing
Joshua: Don't fear! i will make it better!
- teleports to black rose -
me: huh? who are you?
Joshua: your worst nightmare! prepare to-!
Ashley: - teleports - Stop!
Joshua: huh?
Ashley: you don't have to kill my sister, were getting married because of our deal remember?
me: you what!?! how did you steal my sis!
Ashley: deal with it, i love him and once were married i gonna provide all the gold his family needs thanks to the fact you and I are rich from the money you swindle
Joshua: really? - eyes bulb - well I did needed to settle down.
Jacob: what about me! i single!
Me: if you be a good boy i might find you a wife
Jacob: what about you?
Me: as if! I don't marry my enemy's son
Jacob: - sob -
and so the armada is gone and valencia and the spiral is free from their wrath with no exceptions, stay tune to: A Pirate's life for me.
FIN

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
winter goddess on May 16, 2013 wrote:
In this district future ....
me: this should not have happen. I'll have my revenge and fix this once and for all
- meanwhile in the emperor's lab -
Emperoro Freeman: At last, i invented a time manchine! now i can save my father from dying
- Explosion breaks into the room -
Emperoro Freeman: Who's that?!
Me: The Black rose. You must be kane
Emperoro Freeman: no i'm jacob, his son
Me: close enough! as long you're the leader of the armada i shall use that device and change everything for the better
Emperoro Freeman: No! if you lost control of the blue orb of the device then you'll-!
- jacob dies -
Me: now i can make things right
Queen valona: Who are you! i can feel something wrong. - sees dead king - OH no! what you done to him!
me: what? I'm doing you a favor and gonna fix your big mistake
Queen: mistake? But! - Valona dies -
me: now where was I? - enter time manchine -
- meanwhile with joshua -
Joshua windhammer: My brother is gone! I can sense it!
Rooke: Noooooooooooo! not the King
Joshua windhammer: i better stop that woman before she ...
- Strange figure woman in blue cloak appears -
Joshua windhammer: who are you?
???: I am Ashley winter, rashida's twin sister
Joshua windhammer: Impossible!
Ashley winter: i'm also a wizard like you and if you let my sister go i might go out with you
Joshua windhammer: sounds good! make it a marriage and we got a deal.
Ashley winter: ....
Joshua windhammer: so i guess your mine now huh? what the?
- whole world of valencia changes -
Joshua windhammer: what happen!
paperboy: Extra Extra! Valencia celebrates freedom from awful Armanda with Phrase the roses day; the day the pirate black rose teams up with the Athertons and killed kane
Citizans of valencia: Huzzah! Phrase the roses and valencia
Joshua windhammer: This is horrible! i got to find my brother!
- teleports to jacob who is alive -
Joshua windhammer: Brother! you ok?
Jacob: why would i be ok? Look at me! the love of my life, valona, left me and I'm left with nothing
Joshua: Don't fear! i will make it better!
- teleports to black rose -
me: huh? who are you?
Joshua: your worst nightmare! prepare to-!
Ashley: - teleports - Stop!
Joshua: huh?
Ashley: you don't have to kill my sister, were getting married because of our deal remember?
me: you what!?! how did you steal my sis!
Ashley: deal with it, i love him and once were married i gonna provide all the gold his family needs thanks to the fact you and I are rich from the money you swindle
Joshua: really? - eyes bulb - well I did needed to settle down.
Jacob: what about me! i single!
Me: if you be a good boy i might find you a wife
Jacob: what about you?
Me: as if! I don't marry my enemy's son
Jacob: - sob -
and so the armada is gone and valencia and the spiral is free from their wrath with no exceptions, stay tune to: A Pirate's life for me.
FIN
Jacob Freeman: Oh well. I had my thrill of adventure. I must find El Dorado!
Joshua Wildhamer: I can help you with that. Why do you need to go there?
Jacob Freeman: Well brother as you see, Valona's body is gone but her spirit is alive!
Joshua Wildhammer: Come on, where?
Jacob Freeman: I might regret doing this but I must do it. The Quentins are the mean ones!
Joshua Wildhaamer: No they aren't brother.
Jacob Freeman: You mean it?
Joshua Wildhammer: Yes I'm sure. Now to Wizard City!
Jacob Freeman: Well I been there only once against the battle of the Armada.
Joshua Wildhammer: You're the hero!
Jacob Freeman: Let's go.
Joshua Wildhammer: Wait. I got to get someone first. She's on my ship.
Jacob Freeman: Oh, Ashley Winter.
Joshua Wildhammer: Yes.
Jacob Freeman: Ok. You get her.
Joshua Wildhammer: Yes I know. We're going there cause he could be our only hope to El Dorado.
Ashley Winter: I don't ...
Joshua Wildhammer: Uh, what just happened.
Ashley Winter: Something is wrong here.
Joshua Wildhammer: What?
Ashley Winter: It's coming from Cidaz!
Joshua Wildhammer: Ok.
Walks towards brother
Joshua Wildhammer: Cidaz, now!
Jacob Freeman: On it!
Bonnie: Oh well.
Diego Santiago: I know where it is and I know where the crowd is coming from!
Joshua Wildhammer: Where?
Diego Santiago: The courthouse of Valencia ... FIRE!
Jacob Freeman: OH MY MALISTARE!
Bonnie: Oh boy. Valencia is on fire!
Jacob Freeman: Come on ship!
Few Minutes Later
Docks at Cidaz
Jacob Freeman: OFF!
Joshua Wildhammer: Oh hemo my Storm Lord, make us Clockworks!
Poofs into Clockworks
Crowd: Valencia is free! Those Clockwork fiends will pay!
Joshua Wildhammer: FIRE AT WILL!
Jacob Freeman: Ok Kane.
Crowd: How are they alive?
Casper: I don't know.
Jacob Freeman: ACK! Fight back the ghosts!
Back on Skull Island
Avery: Valencia is free!
Teachers: WOOT!
Avery: I sense something wrong and the Quentins seem like the only ones to help. Its in Valencia!
Wizard City
Merle Ambrose: Now where is Ashley Winter and Joshua Wildhammer?
Gamma: Cidaz, Valencia.
Merle Ambrose: Now that leads to another question. Where is Diego?
Gamma: Cidaz, Valencia.
Merle Ambrose: The Armada is there. Why would they go there?
We already know why and now it's basically a race against time between Merle and the Quentins. Wizardsvs Pirates. Another war? Theres been only one war so far.

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
Sniper Rose on May 17, 2013 wrote:
Jacob Freeman: Oh well. I had my thrill of adventure. I must find El Dorado!
Joshua Wildhamer: I can help you with that. Why do you need to go there?
Jacob Freeman: Well brother as you see, Valona's body is gone but her spirit is alive!
Joshua Wildhammer: Come on, where?
Jacob Freeman: I might regret doing this but I must do it. The Quentins are the mean ones!
Joshua Wildhaamer: No they aren't brother.
Jacob Freeman: You mean it?
Joshua Wildhammer: Yes I'm sure. Now to Wizard City!
Jacob Freeman: Well I been there only once against the battle of the Armada.
Joshua Wildhammer: You're the hero!
Jacob Freeman: Let's go.
Joshua Wildhammer: Wait. I got to get someone first. She's on my ship.
Jacob Freeman: Oh, Ashley Winter.
Joshua Wildhammer: Yes.
Jacob Freeman: Ok. You get her.
Joshua Wildhammer: Yes I know. We're going there cause he could be our only hope to El Dorado.
Ashley Winter: I don't ...
Joshua Wildhammer: Uh, what just happened.
Ashley Winter: Something is wrong here.
Joshua Wildhammer: What?
Ashley Winter: It's coming from Cidaz!
Joshua Wildhammer: Ok.
Walks towards brother
Joshua Wildhammer: Cidaz, now!
Jacob Freeman: On it!
Bonnie: Oh well.
Diego Santiago: I know where it is and I know where the crowd is coming from!
Joshua Wildhammer: Where?
Diego Santiago: The courthouse of Valencia ... FIRE!
Jacob Freeman: OH MY MALISTARE!
Bonnie: Oh boy. Valencia is on fire!
Jacob Freeman: Come on ship!
Few Minutes Later
Docks at Cidaz
Jacob Freeman: OFF!
Joshua Wildhammer: Oh hemo my Storm Lord, make us Clockworks!
Poofs into Clockworks
Crowd: Valencia is free! Those Clockwork fiends will pay!
Joshua Wildhammer: FIRE AT WILL!
Jacob Freeman: Ok Kane.
Crowd: How are they alive?
Casper: I don't know.
Jacob Freeman: ACK! Fight back the ghosts!
Back on Skull Island
Avery: Valencia is free!
Teachers: WOOT!
Avery: I sense something wrong and the Quentins seem like the only ones to help. Its in Valencia!
Wizard City
Merle Ambrose: Now where is Ashley Winter and Joshua Wildhammer?
Gamma: Cidaz, Valencia.
Merle Ambrose: Now that leads to another question. Where is Diego?
Gamma: Cidaz, Valencia.
Merle Ambrose: The Armada is there. Why would they go there?
We already know why and now it's basically a race against time between Merle and the Quentins. Wizardsvs Pirates. Another war? Theres been only one war so far.
Me: I'm waiting the Quentins and Merle. As Cyrus would always say, "Time is the esscenence!".

Gunner's Mate
Apr 01, 2013
234
Captain Avery: I have great news! The next clue to the map!
QUEST COMPLETE: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TURTLE
RECEIVED 1 MILLION GOLD
Mark Laveer: Oh wow, a ton of gold! Well guys, what should we spend it on?
Old Scratch: I'm not promoted yet, so maybe some training points, sir?
Mark Laveer: That is honestly a good idea. Play 'em off, Kobe!
Kobe Yojimbo: SAMOORAI CLOTHES, MY LORD! I want to turn our crew into a Samoorai defense force!
Mark Laveer: Now that is just overboard.
2 years later...
Mark Laveer: Finally, Marleybone and Aquila! (Dressed in Samoorai clothes)
Old Scratch: YES! Time to really put my power to an edge! (Is now an Undead Houngan)
Kobe: At least I did the process too, plus, I now rule a Samoorai squad! (Is a Bull Warlord)
Bonnie Anne: Hey Captain...TIME TO PAY THE PIPER!
(Bonnie Anne is ready for promotion!)

Gunner's Mate
Apr 01, 2013
234
Mark: OK, I have seen the light! I'm going back 90 years in time!
Bonnie: But you don't even have a time machine!
Lefty: How about y'all get one from them electronics stores!

(2 hours later)

Mark: OK, I just got my time machine. And now to enter this capsule into a dimension beyond space and time, warping me to Skull Island, 90 years ago!
Mark: Voice-operated time machine, take me to Skull Island, 90 years ago!
Time Machine: Destination verified. Scurvy Dog Hideout, 80 years ago!
Mark: No wait, it's- (Warps to the space time rift)
(Arrives at the Scurvy Dog Hideout, 80 years ago by accident)
Mark: Oh great, what's this?
???: Now, unis nauco dinico eagius ahahr dinicroz! (Undead pirate is summoned)
Mark: Hey, you over there!
???: What?
Mark: Who are you?
???: The name's Oswald Legbones, Apprentice Necromancer.
Mark: Wait a minute-Your surname is Legbones. And your a necromancer? And you live at the Scurvy Dog Hideout, and you have a vest and a bandanna?-OLDSCRATCHUSEBONECHANT!
Oswald: What the what? Did you say "Use Bone Chant"? Ok then. (Summons undead pirate)
Mark: So basically, Ol-Oswald, you are going to get killed in the future. Shot, and slashed in the face by El Toro because you sided with the Marleybonians. I want you to come with me 70 years in time!
Oswald: Well, then...fine. Sounds like a creepy fate but still...
(Oswald and Mark go forward 70 years)
Griffin: Traitor! Bonnie, Toro, attack!
Oswald: I won't let you stop me from getting to Avery!
(Oswald in the future is killed by Bonnie and Toro)

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
Sniper Rose on May 19, 2013 wrote:
Me: I'm waiting the Quentins and Merle. As Cyrus would always say, "Time is the esscenence!".
Jacob: I found out some stuff and you still didn't come!
Bonnie: What will that be?
Jacob: I know something that you might not know the Quentins. Kane is not my father!
Monkey King: Then who is it?
Jacob: I do not know but the toymaker may be my father if he goes by the same last name of Freeman.
Monkey King: Well I do hope to find out. If we now know, let's get out of VALENCIA!
Jacob: On it! Also do you know someone that goes by the name of Black Rashaida is her friend Tarlac Ward?
Old Scratch: They might so does this mean you're not rivals with the Quentins anymore?
Jacob: We're not rivals anymore and I'm now helping Marleybone. I sometime regret the choices I made in the past and I'm learning from them. I've have been undercover destroying forts, obtaining plans, destroying Clockworks, and destroying ships. I know share this with the Spiral now and now I'm not gonna say Oh, Praise Valencia anymore! Now I'm gonna say Oh, Praise Marleybone so here it goes. Oh priase, Marleybone!

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
Mark Laveer on May 19, 2013 wrote:
Mark: OK, I have seen the light! I'm going back 90 years in time!
Bonnie: But you don't even have a time machine!
Lefty: How about y'all get one from them electronics stores!

(2 hours later)

Mark: OK, I just got my time machine. And now to enter this capsule into a dimension beyond space and time, warping me to Skull Island, 90 years ago!
Mark: Voice-operated time machine, take me to Skull Island, 90 years ago!
Time Machine: Destination verified. Scurvy Dog Hideout, 80 years ago!
Mark: No wait, it's- (Warps to the space time rift)
(Arrives at the Scurvy Dog Hideout, 80 years ago by accident)
Mark: Oh great, what's this?
???: Now, unis nauco dinico eagius ahahr dinicroz! (Undead pirate is summoned)
Mark: Hey, you over there!
???: What?
Mark: Who are you?
???: The name's Oswald Legbones, Apprentice Necromancer.
Mark: Wait a minute-Your surname is Legbones. And your a necromancer? And you live at the Scurvy Dog Hideout, and you have a vest and a bandanna?-OLDSCRATCHUSEBONECHANT!
Oswald: What the what? Did you say "Use Bone Chant"? Ok then. (Summons undead pirate)
Mark: So basically, Ol-Oswald, you are going to get killed in the future. Shot, and slashed in the face by El Toro because you sided with the Marleybonians. I want you to come with me 70 years in time!
Oswald: Well, then...fine. Sounds like a creepy fate but still...
(Oswald and Mark go forward 70 years)
Griffin: Traitor! Bonnie, Toro, attack!
Oswald: I won't let you stop me from getting to Avery!
(Oswald in the future is killed by Bonnie and Toro)
Sails to Skull Island
Me: Hi Griffin.
Griffin: Hello!
Me: So I heard Bonnie and Toro killed someone? Is this right?
Griffin: It is right! Legbones, Old Scratch's Great Grandfather ...
Old Scratch: I have a Great Grandfather that died by Bonnie and Toro! Why would they kill Legbones? DIE!
Me: No Scratch my boy, don't get the dark Mojo all over you!
Old Scratch: Oh fine! But I'm still really disappointed at you Griffin.
Me: Now, now. Pirates make mistakes sometimes and he didn't mean it. He just got some Yum before that happened. Am I right?
Griffin: Yea!
Oswald Hello. You killed Od Scratch's uncle!
Me: Now Oswald, don't get mad. He drank some Yum and got some Yum.
Oswald: Ok.
Me: It's settled!
Oswald: Wait a second. Am I dead?
Me: They thought they killed you but we mad you all better and I'm deeply disappointed in them.
Oswald: YEA!
Me: Bonnie and Toro.
Bonnie: Yes?
Me: WALK THE PLANK AND TORO TO!
Toro: NO!
Me: Yes. I got the Athertons on my side!
Bonnie: I agree with him. DIE!
After swords clashing and guns and wands doing attacks, Bonnie and Toro die.
Me: Well that's settled!
Monkey King: Well I'm still good and I seriously like that you killed them! They deserve it as a Death Sentence. Better to die in the sky as you can feel the wind in your hair before you go outside the bubble and can't breath than to be hanged.
Me: Well you're all right Oswald! You can replace my two dead crew members.
Oswald: Me! YEA!
Me: Then that settles it! Bye Athertons!
Athertons: Bye!
Me: Oh Praise Marleybone!

Lieutenant
Jan 18, 2011
133
Sniper Rose on May 21, 2013 wrote:
Sails to Skull Island
Me: Hi Griffin.
Griffin: Hello!
Me: So I heard Bonnie and Toro killed someone? Is this right?
Griffin: It is right! Legbones, Old Scratch's Great Grandfather ...
Old Scratch: I have a Great Grandfather that died by Bonnie and Toro! Why would they kill Legbones? DIE!
Me: No Scratch my boy, don't get the dark Mojo all over you!
Old Scratch: Oh fine! But I'm still really disappointed at you Griffin.
Me: Now, now. Pirates make mistakes sometimes and he didn't mean it. He just got some Yum before that happened. Am I right?
Griffin: Yea!
Oswald Hello. You killed Od Scratch's uncle!
Me: Now Oswald, don't get mad. He drank some Yum and got some Yum.
Oswald: Ok.
Me: It's settled!
Oswald: Wait a second. Am I dead?
Me: They thought they killed you but we mad you all better and I'm deeply disappointed in them.
Oswald: YEA!
Me: Bonnie and Toro.
Bonnie: Yes?
Me: WALK THE PLANK AND TORO TO!
Toro: NO!
Me: Yes. I got the Athertons on my side!
Bonnie: I agree with him. DIE!
After swords clashing and guns and wands doing attacks, Bonnie and Toro die.
Me: Well that's settled!
Monkey King: Well I'm still good and I seriously like that you killed them! They deserve it as a Death Sentence. Better to die in the sky as you can feel the wind in your hair before you go outside the bubble and can't breath than to be hanged.
Me: Well you're all right Oswald! You can replace my two dead crew members.
Oswald: Me! YEA!
Me: Then that settles it! Bye Athertons!
Athertons: Bye!
Me: Oh Praise Marleybone!
Me: Jacob
Jacob: yes?
Me: that praise .... it do not fit you like you think it would
Jacob: .... YOU DARE INSULT ME?!?!
Me: just because you totally don't earn the rights to kill bonnie and el toro. they're not worth it
Jacob: ok ... so maybe I went to far
Me: don't care, shoo I wish to be alone
Tarlac and Ridoflo: even us?
Me: yea you two!
- moments later when alone -
Me: aaaahhhh .... now this is how the black rose should relax - spins some knives -
- looks at locket -
Me: this sure bring back memories .......
- ten years ago in a polaris, there was a mansion there own by a family of pirates call the Remingtons ...-
Younger rashida: Marco!
Siblings: pollo!
- this was a happy time, mostly for two twin girls and a older son playing together like the brother and sisters they are -
Younger rashida: Flynn
Flynn: yes little sister?
Younger rashida: ever wonder what it would be like if we could explore the spiral like our parents did?
Younger ashley: I maybe have
Flynn: she was not asking you. but I get what you mean
- suddenly the following night, a armada ship attacks the manor and clockworks raid house! -
Flynn: gotta hide! - use invisible cloak -
younger rashida: sister, hide in here! - open secret passage -
- moments later, all but the children have died from the armada's force, lead by Deacon -
Flynn: this is horrible, I have to find the others before ...
Deacon: not so fast
Flynn: not you! get away!
- meanwhile with the girls -
younger rashida: everything is gone ... why I'm so defenseless?
- back to the present -
Me, now older: - sighs - That memory will always haunt me. I wonder what happen to my older brother anyway?
Little does Black rose knows, someone she becomes friends with reveals a sudden truth. What's is to befall to Rashida Declark, Black rose and wanted of the armada. Stay tune to Jacob's side of the story in: A pirate's life for me

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
winter goddess on May 22, 2013 wrote:
Me: Jacob
Jacob: yes?
Me: that praise .... it do not fit you like you think it would
Jacob: .... YOU DARE INSULT ME?!?!
Me: just because you totally don't earn the rights to kill bonnie and el toro. they're not worth it
Jacob: ok ... so maybe I went to far
Me: don't care, shoo I wish to be alone
Tarlac and Ridoflo: even us?
Me: yea you two!
- moments later when alone -
Me: aaaahhhh .... now this is how the black rose should relax - spins some knives -
- looks at locket -
Me: this sure bring back memories .......
- ten years ago in a polaris, there was a mansion there own by a family of pirates call the Remingtons ...-
Younger rashida: Marco!
Siblings: pollo!
- this was a happy time, mostly for two twin girls and a older son playing together like the brother and sisters they are -
Younger rashida: Flynn
Flynn: yes little sister?
Younger rashida: ever wonder what it would be like if we could explore the spiral like our parents did?
Younger ashley: I maybe have
Flynn: she was not asking you. but I get what you mean
- suddenly the following night, a armada ship attacks the manor and clockworks raid house! -
Flynn: gotta hide! - use invisible cloak -
younger rashida: sister, hide in here! - open secret passage -
- moments later, all but the children have died from the armada's force, lead by Deacon -
Flynn: this is horrible, I have to find the others before ...
Deacon: not so fast
Flynn: not you! get away!
- meanwhile with the girls -
younger rashida: everything is gone ... why I'm so defenseless?
- back to the present -
Me, now older: - sighs - That memory will always haunt me. I wonder what happen to my older brother anyway?
Little does Black rose knows, someone she becomes friends with reveals a sudden truth. What's is to befall to Rashida Declark, Black rose and wanted of the armada. Stay tune to Jacob's side of the story in: A pirate's life for me
Me: Oh I just hope Bonnie and Toro come back! I know! To the life fountain!
Toro: I'm back!
Bonnie: Me to!
Me: Now for me to tell you my story.
Me: One day a baby name Flynn was born. That person was me! So Flynn with his sisters including Black Rashida Declark. Everyone called her Declark back then cause our last names were different. I just don't know why but I guess someone at the Marleybonian hospital messed up our last names. So when I was eight. I was on a adventure with my fellow friend, One-Eyed Jack and my family! We were sailing to where the wind would take us and then boom! A battle happened! We didn't know what to do and we fired back hopeful to win but we lost due to the Armadas ship armor! We were taken away and the ship was led by Spymaster Deacon. Rooke was a nice guy and I called him my brother. We were that close! Deacon wanted me to be hanged because he wanted all clockworks dead. I then entered Kane's palace with my sisters. Kane told me he was his father but he wasn't as Tarlac said "He's a robot. He's runned on gears and metals,". Then one day in Valencia in my father's palace, a cannon fired into it. Kane said "General Rooke,".
General Rooke said "What is thy bidding my master,".
Kane said "Defeat them!".
Little did Kane know, a Pirate from the raid gave me a invisibility cloak. I was lucky and I hid in a corner. My sisters rowed away in a Gondola to Mooshu. That part of their life is unknown to me but Black Rose will probably tell you. I then went to Mooshu with the Pirates and we went to the Yakooza (the trading group of Mooshu.) We then set course to Skull Island and I was allowed to use my gun to practice on the Pelicans targets. I was of course signed up because Avery needed more Pirates. One day when I was bored and when the war against Marleybone and Valencia was happening, cause by us Pirates, I said "Hello,"
Tarlac Ward said "Hi,". He told me of the rebel base and I of course wanted to sign up as I was a spy from Valencia. Even before the first mission, he proved to me Kane wasn't my father. I was so mad that then on, I'm determined to destroy the Armada and let Valencia and the rest of the Spiral reign in Peace. Later on, I found out in Cool Ranch, on my ship at the Tumbleweed docks, I found out my sister was Black Rose. She said that our mother is a Gypsy (I don't know her name so don't ask me) and Chase Freeman, a pirate I believe. Tarlac ported and he was like what! Also she had babies which I can't keep track what their names are. I hopefully will remember the third time and I'll stop the Oh praising. Instead I'll do this!
Ratbeard: So that's your story?

Me: Yes
Bonnie: Great indeed. I heard words that Mr. Remington wants to talk to you.
Me: Is it a brother of mine?
Bonnie: No, it's your uncle.
Me: Okay.
Mr. Remington: I need a word with you.
Me: Okay
Mr Remington: Please go to Avery. He has a word or two if you can spare.
Lvl 50 "A very lucky and fortunate Pirate to be born into this family!".
FIN

Lieutenant
Jan 18, 2011
133
Sniper Rose on May 22, 2013 wrote:
Me: Oh I just hope Bonnie and Toro come back! I know! To the life fountain!
Toro: I'm back!
Bonnie: Me to!
Me: Now for me to tell you my story.
Me: One day a baby name Flynn was born. That person was me! So Flynn with his sisters including Black Rashida Declark. Everyone called her Declark back then cause our last names were different. I just don't know why but I guess someone at the Marleybonian hospital messed up our last names. So when I was eight. I was on a adventure with my fellow friend, One-Eyed Jack and my family! We were sailing to where the wind would take us and then boom! A battle happened! We didn't know what to do and we fired back hopeful to win but we lost due to the Armadas ship armor! We were taken away and the ship was led by Spymaster Deacon. Rooke was a nice guy and I called him my brother. We were that close! Deacon wanted me to be hanged because he wanted all clockworks dead. I then entered Kane's palace with my sisters. Kane told me he was his father but he wasn't as Tarlac said "He's a robot. He's runned on gears and metals,". Then one day in Valencia in my father's palace, a cannon fired into it. Kane said "General Rooke,".
General Rooke said "What is thy bidding my master,".
Kane said "Defeat them!".
Little did Kane know, a Pirate from the raid gave me a invisibility cloak. I was lucky and I hid in a corner. My sisters rowed away in a Gondola to Mooshu. That part of their life is unknown to me but Black Rose will probably tell you. I then went to Mooshu with the Pirates and we went to the Yakooza (the trading group of Mooshu.) We then set course to Skull Island and I was allowed to use my gun to practice on the Pelicans targets. I was of course signed up because Avery needed more Pirates. One day when I was bored and when the war against Marleybone and Valencia was happening, cause by us Pirates, I said "Hello,"
Tarlac Ward said "Hi,". He told me of the rebel base and I of course wanted to sign up as I was a spy from Valencia. Even before the first mission, he proved to me Kane wasn't my father. I was so mad that then on, I'm determined to destroy the Armada and let Valencia and the rest of the Spiral reign in Peace. Later on, I found out in Cool Ranch, on my ship at the Tumbleweed docks, I found out my sister was Black Rose. She said that our mother is a Gypsy (I don't know her name so don't ask me) and Chase Freeman, a pirate I believe. Tarlac ported and he was like what! Also she had babies which I can't keep track what their names are. I hopefully will remember the third time and I'll stop the Oh praising. Instead I'll do this!
Ratbeard: So that's your story?

Me: Yes
Bonnie: Great indeed. I heard words that Mr. Remington wants to talk to you.
Me: Is it a brother of mine?
Bonnie: No, it's your uncle.
Me: Okay.
Mr. Remington: I need a word with you.
Me: Okay
Mr Remington: Please go to Avery. He has a word or two if you can spare.
Lvl 50 "A very lucky and fortunate Pirate to be born into this family!".
FIN
Blimey! Oh boy this is gonna get hard to explain. But avast! Me home world awaits! But I'll start with some pointers:
1. The father's name is Ramon, not Chase
2. Our uncle is also our insane James, tell him man
James: You got that right!
3. And three, This is the story to explain what happen to me;
Me: when we reach mooshu, me and my sister meet with a naval officer named Mr. Declark. (he's the one who I got the last name from really, not a mistake like Jacob claims) Seeing how poor we were and was a old friend of our father, he desided to help us. Fearing that the armada will come back for us he made new documents for us with our new names. Rashida Declark was really what I got and my sister got Ashling Declark. But the night before we sailed for marleybone a evil raven sorceress came and kidnapped my sister, taking her all the way to a island in Grizzlehiem. It is there where her name was changed to Ashley winter.
As for me, I lived the rest of my years under the care of a wealthy, overprotective foster uncle of mine. Living in slight fear of the armada and slowly forgot my childhood. Finally on the day I snuck out out the house I saw that my home town that I lived in is under armada control. I then devoted myself into becoming the "El Toro" of my town to help them rebel only I went with the name black rose(yea, that's where that originated). Unfortunates for me, I got caught smuggling weapons to my townsfolk by Deacon. After thinking to myself in prison I thought 'hey, why am I so weak? This all happen because the armada interfere with my life. That's why I all alone!'

I just have had it! So I broke out of there myself and turned to piracy to seek revenge on the armada for everything as the black rose! Mwhahahahahahaha!!! - crash of lighting -
Ratbeard: yea ..... A little overboard there lassie
Me: Don't call me lassie! Just because I'm a marleybonian doesn't me ye ...
Jacob: sis! I have news from Avery that we can go to marleybone
Me: Marleybone? Yippie!!!
And so the two pirates set sail to Marleybone, home world of the navy and rashida, for an adventure unlike any other. Stay tune to a pirate's life to me

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
winter goddess on May 24, 2013 wrote:
Blimey! Oh boy this is gonna get hard to explain. But avast! Me home world awaits! But I'll start with some pointers:
1. The father's name is Ramon, not Chase
2. Our uncle is also our insane James, tell him man
James: You got that right!
3. And three, This is the story to explain what happen to me;
Me: when we reach mooshu, me and my sister meet with a naval officer named Mr. Declark. (he's the one who I got the last name from really, not a mistake like Jacob claims) Seeing how poor we were and was a old friend of our father, he desided to help us. Fearing that the armada will come back for us he made new documents for us with our new names. Rashida Declark was really what I got and my sister got Ashling Declark. But the night before we sailed for marleybone a evil raven sorceress came and kidnapped my sister, taking her all the way to a island in Grizzlehiem. It is there where her name was changed to Ashley winter.
As for me, I lived the rest of my years under the care of a wealthy, overprotective foster uncle of mine. Living in slight fear of the armada and slowly forgot my childhood. Finally on the day I snuck out out the house I saw that my home town that I lived in is under armada control. I then devoted myself into becoming the "El Toro" of my town to help them rebel only I went with the name black rose(yea, that's where that originated). Unfortunates for me, I got caught smuggling weapons to my townsfolk by Deacon. After thinking to myself in prison I thought 'hey, why am I so weak? This all happen because the armada interfere with my life. That's why I all alone!'

I just have had it! So I broke out of there myself and turned to piracy to seek revenge on the armada for everything as the black rose! Mwhahahahahahaha!!! - crash of lighting -
Ratbeard: yea ..... A little overboard there lassie
Me: Don't call me lassie! Just because I'm a marleybonian doesn't me ye ...
Jacob: sis! I have news from Avery that we can go to marleybone
Me: Marleybone? Yippie!!!
And so the two pirates set sail to Marleybone, home world of the navy and rashida, for an adventure unlike any other. Stay tune to a pirate's life to me
Me: So far, we're in Mooshu to defeat Sato for the tea permission so we enter Marleybone.
Black Rose: Two long dungeons and we were on the first floor then Jacob says I gtg cause he had to go to bed. Now this is a long weekend so we'll probably get to Marleybone today!
Me: That's right sis! Also you forgot to mention the farthest back Remington in our family was Francisco Drake Remington named after the guy down on Earth many years ago most likely.
Black Rose: I believe you may be right brother.
Me: Well stay tuned in for A Pirates Life For Me and this is my excuse for saying "Oh praise Marleybone,". Also one more thing before I sign off. Why can't we say numbers in word form? We used to so can you please tell the text designers to fix that One-Eyed Jack? I'm getting tired that I can't say third and I could use to say "I'm third in command of the Royal Navy of Marleybone and now I can't,". You can still say numbers in word form in Wizard101 but not in this game. Not happy one bit! Now I have to say "I'm tree in Command of Marleybone," but it just lower cases it anyways and I like to be proper so I'm doing it that way. I bet Black Rose isn't happy either. Tell them Black Rose!

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
Sniper Rose on May 24, 2013 wrote:
Me: So far, we're in Mooshu to defeat Sato for the tea permission so we enter Marleybone.
Black Rose: Two long dungeons and we were on the first floor then Jacob says I gtg cause he had to go to bed. Now this is a long weekend so we'll probably get to Marleybone today!
Me: That's right sis! Also you forgot to mention the farthest back Remington in our family was Francisco Drake Remington named after the guy down on Earth many years ago most likely.
Black Rose: I believe you may be right brother.
Me: Well stay tuned in for A Pirates Life For Me and this is my excuse for saying "Oh praise Marleybone,". Also one more thing before I sign off. Why can't we say numbers in word form? We used to so can you please tell the text designers to fix that One-Eyed Jack? I'm getting tired that I can't say third and I could use to say "I'm third in command of the Royal Navy of Marleybone and now I can't,". You can still say numbers in word form in Wizard101 but not in this game. Not happy one bit! Now I have to say "I'm tree in Command of Marleybone," but it just lower cases it anyways and I like to be proper so I'm doing it that way. I bet Black Rose isn't happy either. Tell them Black Rose!
Me: We splitted us as I was to excited to go ahead and I want to arrive with the first wave of Pirates to Aquila. I bet Aquila is still silent and I just finished Beachhead. Took FOUR HOURS to blow up that machine! Now I'm gonna do the rest of the half of Marleybone and hope to be in Aquila by later today.

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
Sniper Rose on May 25, 2013 wrote:
Me: We splitted us as I was to excited to go ahead and I want to arrive with the first wave of Pirates to Aquila. I bet Aquila is still silent and I just finished Beachhead. Took FOUR HOURS to blow up that machine! Now I'm gonna do the rest of the half of Marleybone and hope to be in Aquila by later today.
Me: I finished Marleybone today and it was actually tomorrow which is today. On one part of Marleybone, I thought I was doing sides since it rewarded low XP and it felt like I wasn't doing the Main Storyline. So here are my ratings on Marleybone.
Scenery: 10/10 AWESOME
Toughness: 7/10 due to dungeons
Long: 7/10 Round 2 to 3 Cool Ranch Skyways long.
Armada: 10/10 I will always give a 10 out of 10 on this one if we kill one Armada trooper.
Easter Eggs: 10/10 I didn't find all the Easter Eggs sadly but since there was Easter Eggs, it deserves this.
Catbeard Lie: 10/10 I thought he really had the map piece but he tricked me and my crew.
So overall Marleybone get's a 54/60. Not bad KI.
Now I'm gonna do the review of Aquila when I'm finished with it.
"Whatever is done, must be finished,". New Phrase. I just don't know which Phrase to add so I put one down here if I make one up. I bet allot of these phrases will be used by Pirates alike in the future.

Lieutenant
Jan 18, 2011
133
If I have to add on, I suggest reading my next original post. Thought troubled and vaine, I always keep up a good name. When I first took down bishop I stole his hat and took it as my own. Now if anyone asks, these are the following for what I am known for:
The black rose
Rose
That girl in the red hat
Sassy(no idea wo came up with that)
The girl in red
The red rose who strikes at the black of night
Marleybone's angel
Rashida
And most importantly, which I shall repeat; Black rose!
Thank you for listening, Black rashida level57

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
winter goddess on May 29, 2013 wrote:
If I have to add on, I suggest reading my next original post. Thought troubled and vaine, I always keep up a good name. When I first took down bishop I stole his hat and took it as my own. Now if anyone asks, these are the following for what I am known for:
The black rose
Rose
That girl in the red hat
Sassy(no idea wo came up with that)
The girl in red
The red rose who strikes at the black of night
Marleybone's angel
Rashida
And most importantly, which I shall repeat; Black rose!
Thank you for listening, Black rashida level57
Also the Black Rose clan is a rumor and isn't true and may I tell the story.
Pirate: Looks on friends list. Ports to Black Rose
Black Rose: Hello.
Pirate: Hey.
Black Rose: So why are you here?
Pirate: Don't you have a clan named Black Rose?
Black Rose: I gtg.
Pirate: Cya.
Now idk if this was the true scenario but I'm sure Black Rose can tell you.
Me: On another note, the annoying Satyrs are bugging me! They're wiping out my crew in 5 to 7 rounds case of Rainbow Spam.
Catbeard: Yea and when we lose; they get my pickle herring.
Me: Sad but true so fix this please.

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
Sniper Rose on May 29, 2013 wrote:
Also the Black Rose clan is a rumor and isn't true and may I tell the story.
Pirate: Looks on friends list. Ports to Black Rose
Black Rose: Hello.
Pirate: Hey.
Black Rose: So why are you here?
Pirate: Don't you have a clan named Black Rose?
Black Rose: I gtg.
Pirate: Cya.
Now idk if this was the true scenario but I'm sure Black Rose can tell you.
Me: On another note, the annoying Satyrs are bugging me! They're wiping out my crew in 5 to 7 rounds case of Rainbow Spam.
Catbeard: Yea and when we lose; they get my pickle herring.
Me: Sad but true so fix this please.
Me: Yer might be wonderin' where I gotten thee Sniper Rose name. It started many eons ago in the Spiral. My parents knew I was going to be a sharpshooter in thy spiral so they naturally thought that thee name Sniper Rose, Black Roses brother would work. We all have thee last name of Roses because ... drum roll please Toro!
El Toro: x drums x
Marleybonias world flower is the beautiful Red Rose. Who is the Red Rose aye may ask?
Ridolfo Caffero: ME!
Me: Yes, it's the fine fencer from the stormy world of VALENCIA!
Ridolfo: Yes indeed.
Me: I'm stuck on that Satyr quest in Aquila and when I get the map piece, will we venture onto Valencia Catbeard to get the next map piece.
Catbeard: I think so. My suspicions say the next piece of the map is in Valencia in the capital of Cidaz; well hidden from the Armada. Then after that I believe we venture onto Grizzleheim.
Me: Well we'll have to wait and see what Avery is going to say about that. Also Black Rose; you can change your name to Black Rose now! :D And I'm the Sniper Rose.

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
Sniper Rose on May 31, 2013 wrote:
Me: Yer might be wonderin' where I gotten thee Sniper Rose name. It started many eons ago in the Spiral. My parents knew I was going to be a sharpshooter in thy spiral so they naturally thought that thee name Sniper Rose, Black Roses brother would work. We all have thee last name of Roses because ... drum roll please Toro!
El Toro: x drums x
Marleybonias world flower is the beautiful Red Rose. Who is the Red Rose aye may ask?
Ridolfo Caffero: ME!
Me: Yes, it's the fine fencer from the stormy world of VALENCIA!
Ridolfo: Yes indeed.
Me: I'm stuck on that Satyr quest in Aquila and when I get the map piece, will we venture onto Valencia Catbeard to get the next map piece.
Catbeard: I think so. My suspicions say the next piece of the map is in Valencia in the capital of Cidaz; well hidden from the Armada. Then after that I believe we venture onto Grizzleheim.
Me: Well we'll have to wait and see what Avery is going to say about that. Also Black Rose; you can change your name to Black Rose now! :D And I'm the Sniper Rose.
Joshua Wildhammer: Turns on Spiral News.
Kevin the Noob: I'm here in California where there is a big fire spreading and now I'm porting back!
Bob: Okay Kevin the Noob. So this is Bob Spiral FM and we're gonna crank it up with the news! So there's some annoying Satyr's in Aquia so Jacob Freeman isn't doing his work. Tell us why.
Jacob Freeman: Well Bob, those Satyr's rainbow spam me and now today I gonna get back to work.
Joshua Wildhammer: :D
Bob: Thanks for the report. In other news, the Pet-A-Palooza is going on in Wizard City so get your pet today! It ends on June 9th. Also the regular Crowns Sail is happening. One final thing before I go to Kevin is that Warcry is giving out some things for Pirates De Mayo. There's a thousand codes so get yours today! Kevin, tell us the weather.
Kevin the Noob: Well always it's a sunny day in Skull Island so I won't need to say this ever again except if a evil force is at work. Signing off!

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
Sniper Rose on Jun 2, 2013 wrote:
Joshua Wildhammer: Turns on Spiral News.
Kevin the Noob: I'm here in California where there is a big fire spreading and now I'm porting back!
Bob: Okay Kevin the Noob. So this is Bob Spiral FM and we're gonna crank it up with the news! So there's some annoying Satyr's in Aquia so Jacob Freeman isn't doing his work. Tell us why.
Jacob Freeman: Well Bob, those Satyr's rainbow spam me and now today I gonna get back to work.
Joshua Wildhammer: :D
Bob: Thanks for the report. In other news, the Pet-A-Palooza is going on in Wizard City so get your pet today! It ends on June 9th. Also the regular Crowns Sail is happening. One final thing before I go to Kevin is that Warcry is giving out some things for Pirates De Mayo. There's a thousand codes so get yours today! Kevin, tell us the weather.
Kevin the Noob: Well always it's a sunny day in Skull Island so I won't need to say this ever again except if a evil force is at work. Signing off!
Me: I'm sick today.
Bonnie Anne: You are?
Me: I have the cold.
Black Rose: Well this stinks! Who's gonna help me around here now with a sick Pirate? Bonnie Anne, El Toro, Tarlac Ward?
Me: I have no clue.
Bonnie Anne: I'll help.
Black Rose: Good!
I actually am sick irl. Hope I get better soon. I missing some of my final exams so that's why I'm posting at this time of day. Bye!

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
Sniper Rose on Jun 3, 2013 wrote:
Me: I'm sick today.
Bonnie Anne: You are?
Me: I have the cold.
Black Rose: Well this stinks! Who's gonna help me around here now with a sick Pirate? Bonnie Anne, El Toro, Tarlac Ward?
Me: I have no clue.
Bonnie Anne: I'll help.
Black Rose: Good!
I actually am sick irl. Hope I get better soon. I missing some of my final exams so that's why I'm posting at this time of day. Bye!
Me: I'm almost better and well now I can go to school now!
Black Rose and the crew: YEA!
Me: Bye.

Gunner's Mate
Jun 15, 2009
273
I'm really confused ( and even though I am writing this after the update ) you try programing a video game its PROBABLY insanely hard you all need to chill ( good bye "Yarrs " )

Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
Sniper Rose on Jun 4, 2013 wrote:
Me: I'm almost better and well now I can go to school now!
Black Rose and the crew: YEA!
Me: Bye.
Me: My head hurts again and it's the first day of summer vacation! UGH!

Lieutenant
Jan 18, 2011
133
Me: - sigh - there no good weapon that seemed to fit me. where can i get a bad to the bone gun?
Jacob: why not the double guns the armada drop? they suit me
Me: Nah, i'm into the musket
Ronan vane: Why not the guns the dragoons carry?
Me: those guns?
Ronan: yea, just look at mines that i got - shows her -
Me: holy cow .... the style, the model, it's even powerful and comes with a critical card! ok i hooked
Ronan: glad to help, i have a spare but to bad you can't trade these things
Me: no worries, i'll win it myself.

Gunner's Mate
Apr 01, 2013
234
TV: NEWS FLASH! Kane, under some tips from Morganthe, recruits his own Dark Servant. Could Malistaire be back from the depths of space?

Mark: Holy snap! Froggo! Oswald! Harvey! Kobe! To the ship!

Froggo and Harvey: If we're swash companions, why are we on your side?

Mark: I bought you two for crowns. NOW LETS GO!

-Meanwhile, at the crime scene-

Victim: It was hideous! A hooded monstrosity. I was covered in green energy and flew with black and green bat wings!

Mark: OK....

Other Victim: He shot green lightning bolts and summoned undead creatures to wreck the furniture!

Oswald: Green lightning? Summoning undead? I promise those are my aspects, though I'm NOT guilty.

Mark: It seems Kane wants his dark servant to steal the Ore Amulets from the Six Temples of La Dorada Sol.

Kobe: Well then, let's go to the first temple-Carbon Temple!

*At the temple*

Dark Servant: We...meet again!!! Hello, Mark. I knew I could take my revenge on you.

Kane: Stop the sass, my minion! Let's just attack!

Dark Servant: Time for me...to teach you traitors a lesson!!! ATTAAACCKKK!!!!

Kane: OK, go send your undead at Mark!

Dark Servant: Drown in Dark Mojo!

Mark: You copied that quote off of Mephiles.

Dark Servant: Who cares? I know when I make those quotes. Like my fate.

--TO BE CONTINUED--

Gunner's Mate
Apr 01, 2013
234
--Where we last left off...--

Mark: Fight that Dark Servant!

Kobe: Take this, vile beast! HIIIAAA!!!!

Oswald: I'm taking you down to erebus level! MOJO BLAST!

Froggo: Ah, time for your condena de un cuchillo. Nice.

Harvey: Pick a card. No matter. YOU ALWAYS LOSE!

(Two minutes later)

Dark Servant: Urrghh...I may have been defeated once, but I shall strike again!

(36 hours, 5 battles, and 10 walks around the spiral later)

Kane: Welcome to the La Dorada Sol gateway. It will take you to El Dorado.

Dark Servant: Wow. Now let's go!

Mark: Stop right there!

Froggo: You won't succeed! Prepárate para conocer el final!

Kane: Or would you want to hear the ugly truth about my Dark Servant.

Mark: Just do the truth.

Kane: So anyways, a few months ago, I was coming on a great project. I went to Boot Hill and raised some undead using Mojo Potions. I accidently freed the prize burial there-Oswald "Old Scratch" Legbones from the Future! He made a bargain with me. If I could help him kill you and Griffin, he'll give me full control over his army. Now, my servant-Remove the hood.

(Dark Servant removes his hood, revealing a scarred face beyond death)

Mark: Nice sword-caused scars and gunshot holes around your body.

Future Scratch: SILENCE! Now that I lay my eyes upon you again, my fury is a black hole swallowing the rage of a thousand dying suns!!!

Mark: That's copied off of the Undying Malistaire.

Future Scratch: Like I said before...I don't mind copying. NOW DIE!!!

--TO BE CONTINUED--

Gunner's Mate
Apr 01, 2013
234
Oswald: I'm going to regret this. A black magic apprentice, holding a rifle and a sword? This is malarkey!

Mark: Don't start. I'll give you yum.

Oswald: OK, sure! I'll have some yum. (Stops) By the way, would you like to tell Avery about a war?

Mark: Don't start on that either.

Oswald: Would you like to raise the prize burial at Boot Hill from the dead?

Mark: Don't start on that.

Oswald: Would you like to set up a tent in Shady Hollow?

Mark: Or that.

Oswald: Well I'm off to tell Avery about the war, raise the dead, and set up a tent in Shady Hollow and name it Hoodoo House. I'll also sacrifice myself to the fiery Typhon.

Mark: Fine, you do that.

(1 hour later)

Mark: SKULL ISLAND IS AT WAR!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! A DARK FORCE IS AWAKENED!!! A GUY JUST MADE AN UNDEAD EMPIRE AT SHADY HOLLOW!!! TYPHON CLAIMED ANOTHER SOUL!!! EVACUATE!!!

(1 hour later, Skull Island is deserted)

Oswald, returns to Skull Island and takes Avery's place as its ruler. He then summons undead for its new citizens, and covers the skyway with a grim fog.

Oswald: All citizens of Skull Island Skyway, bow to GOVERNOR SCRATCH! So, my first order is to bring the Undead Royal Navy across the spiral to conquer the worlds. Soon I will be OSWALD LEGBONES-CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS!

Oswald's chief bodyguard: That's from Maldark-Conqueror of all Worlds.

Oswald: Learn my catchphrase.

--TO BE CONTINUED--