The New April Fools Mount!

Just when you thought the equestrian selection from KingsIsle couldn't get any better, we bring you the most regal mount ever to be found in the Spiral!

Some donkeys are too dignified to be ridden astride!

You too can have the pleasure of carrying around Sir Wonky of Donkington by getting him in the Crown Shop for 4,000 Crowns!


You have to hurry though, Wonky the Donkey is only sticking around for a limited time. He will only be available until Tuesday, April 7th at 11:59pm US Central Time.

Go Get the Wonky the Donkey Mount - it's in the Crown Shop Now!


What Pirates are Saying about Wonky the Donkey

"Well played Donkey, well played." - Pleasant Nicole Ingleby

"My back really hurts now." - Husky Kevin Moone

"I'm not really sure how I feel about this. Actually, I am... I feel used." - Snobby Heather Quince