We’re incredibly proud to announce the first mount EVER to run completely on natural gas: the Windbreaker. In addition to being totally energy efficient, the Windbreaker Mount offers a +40% speed boost as well as other fantastic benefits such as:
Really being able to feel the wind in your hair
Uncomfortable Fascinating noises as you travel
Exotic scents galore
Intrigued? You can purchase this extremely sophisticated mount in the Crown Shop for just 2,500 Crowns. Hurry though – this mount will be gone like the wind on April 16th, 2020.
*Disclaimer: We are not responsible for accusations of flatulence, confused glances from peers, or using this mount for jokes nefarious purposes.*
What Pirates Are Saying About the Windbreaker Mount!
“No joke...this mount really captures people’s attention! Everyone looks as I ride by! Must be the really bright color?!” – Virtuous Vanessa
“Noises?! What noises?! I’m having a fantastic time bouncing across the Spiral!” – Little Natalie Silver
“I’m not used to using a mount powered by gas, but I have to say, it’s pretty efficient!” – Husky Kevin Moone