Introducing the Slowpoke Sloth Mount!

 

With Never Before Seen Speed!

Act Now - This Leisurely Mount is Available for a Limited Time Only!

You can find this dawdling, drowsy, disinclined Slowpoke Sloth mount in the Crown Shop for only 1,750 Crowns!

The Sloth has left the Crown Shop!

You have to hurry though (unlike this mount at his cautious negative 40% speed!), he will only be available until Sunday, April 7th at 11:59pm US Central Time.

 
 

See What Pirates Are Saying About the Slowpoke Sloth Mount!

"The feeling of the open Skyway and the wind in your hair while speeding around on your ship is so overrated. The Slowpoke Sloth mount is much more exciting and adventuresome." - Pleasant Nicole Ingleby

 

"Every day the Skull Island is getting more crowded and traffic is a nightmare. Texting and driving? Oh yes, believe me - it's happening. That's why I love the Slowpoke Sloth mount. Finally, a mount that's safe for the Spiral!" - Husky Kevin Moone

 

"The Slowpoke Sloth mount makes a statement. Like, 'Hey - I can stop and smell the roses. I can appreciate the finer things in life.' It's perfect for the existential Pirate." - Snobby Heather Quince