Now we are in a real "pinch!"
By Victoria Olgevey
Boochbeard: Why did we agree to a quest harvesting scorpions?!
By Noble Blaine Bellamy
Ow! This wasn't what I had in mind when I asked you to make it snappy.
By Corrupt Mary Wright
Boochbeard: I told ye the Nefarious Staff's Summon Scorpion move was a bad idea!! You have to train 'em first!!
By Slick Michael Radcliffe
Gandry: I don't think you seem to get the point.
Boochbeard: Oh I get the point, a lot of points that is.
By Greedy Jeremy Lawson