El Toro: "I don't understand these eagles. I spell Aquilla correctly, but they don't pronounce it correctly. They pronounce is ACK-quill-a. I pronounce it Aquilla, and they spell it Achaea. So strange..."
Ratbeard, "I don't think we should do a favor fer that fella, Cap'n, he don't seem honest to me." Hawkules, "But, hey! Enough about me, tell me about yourself!" Gracie, "What do you mean 'I made an error in my calculations'?" Subodai, "Kowabunga!!!" Old Scratch, "There is absolutely no ancient evil in dat cave, captain my captain. Believe it!"
Crazy Monquistador: I hate banana's. Monquistan Explorer: More proof that he is insane, as if we needed any. Bonnie Anne: Bananas, why did it have to be bananas? Subodai: You do know the monkey is wearing a boot on his head again, yes?
If the Crazy Monquistador ever promotes and gets a new appearance, I want him to wear an old boot on his head, looking more and more wacky.
Sarah Steele: What do you mean, i sound like a child? Oingo Boingo: Why can't you take me to Mooshu too? Captain Blood; Stop! stop farming me! I'll give you my weapon and entire outifit for free! Subodai:Promote... me... for..... once....please Morgan Lafitte: Why don't i just give you loads of experience and give you all the powers? Waponis:The fire gods demanded us to give you a million gold pieces because of that volcano incident! Everyone in Miranda:You've done this too many times, just take the cards already!
Ratbeard: "I'd like to join the retired actor's baseball team!" Bonnie Anne: "...Uh, what?" Ratbeard: "What are some of the guys' names?" Bonnie Anne: "Mate, what are ye on about this time?" Ratbeard: "Who's on first?" Bonnie Anne: "What?" Ratbeard: "N-NO, THAT'S SECOND! YOU RUINED IT!" An hour of pointless bickering ensues.
Dead Mike: "I am having a very lovely day, Captain. I also quite like unicorns. How about you?"
Old Scratch: "That there be the Holy Grail, captain my captain! It solve all problems and grant wealth! Wait, why you be goin' to it, captain my captain?"
Rooster Cogburn: That's it Captain. I'm leaving to become a movie star in Hollywood, I reckon.
Crazy Monquistador: Actually I find the works of Aristotle preferable to those of Plato. The outdated train of thought of the ancient philosophers cannot match the modern, more progressive thinkers of our time. Let me illustrate by example...(carries on for six hours).
El Toro: No, no, ladies first. After all, you are a much better fighter than I, Nurse Quinn.
Tricky Vinny: I'll let you in on a secret, Cap'n. I'm not related to the Frogfather at all! I've been fooling him to get a free ride. Don't tell him, OK?
Old Scratch: I'm returning to the dark side and becoming evil again, Cap'n, my Captain. Prepare to face your doom.