Poety Corner

First Mate
Oct 27, 2009
Fights going slow? Need to liven things up? Here's what my friend and I did during a fight with Ettins.
Ettin Limericks (ettins are not very sophisticated)

There once was an ettin named Og Thog,
Whose club was too big for his huge bod.
Her grunted and shook but a thought never took,
Til he lay down his heads on the sod.

Connor replied with:

Og Thog's thong was made of leather.
He wore it out in chilly weather.
He caught two colds,
(One for each nose),
But he still doesn't know any better.

I hope you add some poetry of your own.

Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
Those are hysterical lol. I have no idea if I could ever come up with something so witty. I'll think on it, but in the mean time, thank you for those delightful giggles.

First Mate
Oct 27, 2009