shrek's divorce. shrek:onion,i cant deal with it anymore onion:.... Shrek:I'm getting a divorce shrek:well see ya in a few hours or two...but you will look kinda diffrient. *shrek than eats the onion* and than a train with deacon's head on it runs over shrek. Silver joseph:Omg deacon killed shrek. Subodai:you...oh nevermind. Ratbeard:i heard you do a certain something before you die you....actually never mind.
(backstory:The teufort nine finds a magic television that can show any tv network ever even those not made in the 1960s-70s and than i went through the wrong stormgate and crashes in the valve universe during the 1960s-70s and everyone gets addicted to a certain show spy invites everyone to his house they cant decide to watch so they have a debate on which to watch) The great tf2 tv debate. Spy:gentlemen?my little pony Sniper:noe,doctor who engineer:tec-no,duck dynasty. Heavy:NO! gravity falls! Demo:No! Spongebob Pyro:mphmphypmphymphymph(translation:no,the powerpuff girls soldier:Negatory!Pokemon. Scout:No! South park. Me:No,avatar-the last airbender. Bonnie anne:teen titans i guess? sarah steele:no,hey arnold deacon:oh please,ducktales. medic:nein' johnny test everyone but medic:NOBODY LIKES JOHNNY TEST. (moral of the story,johnny test sucks.)