P101 Weather Reports

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Captain
Jun 10, 2013
685
I got to thinking about how the "What's Cooking In The Taverns" post has been a big hit and figured it's time for hopefully the next big idea. What if everyday somebody posted a weather report for Skull Island and the other words in Pirate 101? Here would be an example:

Skull Island Weather Forecast for 04/09/2018, partly cloudy with a 10% chance of rain, high temperature 69 degrees Fahrenheit, low temperature 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1362
RRRRZZZZ419 on Apr 9, 2018 wrote:
I got to thinking about how the "What's Cooking In The Taverns" post has been a big hit and figured it's time for hopefully the next big idea. What if everyday somebody posted a weather report for Skull Island and the other words in Pirate 101? Here would be an example:

Skull Island Weather Forecast for 04/09/2018, partly cloudy with a 10% chance of rain, high temperature 69 degrees Fahrenheit, low temperature 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
That's actually a good idea! Let's get creative, fellow Marauders - let's get creative!

*News music plays*

News Reporter: Hello, everyone! I hope you all are having a great week. Today's forecast at Polaris Weather for 04/09/2017 predicts that there will be a blizzard all day today, with the temperature being -19 degrees. Of course, the windchill factor makes it feel like -45 degrees. Stay warm, Penguins!

Tomorrow will be predicting snow. And then Wednesday will be predicting snow... And it seems the rest of this week's forecast is, um... Snow. Tune in next time!

Dread Pirate
May 27, 2009
1697
Tuesday, April 20 -- Monquistan skies are clear and weather continues dry, except for a banana showers in the La Mancha region.


Admiral
Oct 27, 2009
1389
Helpful Aurora Par... on Apr 9, 2018 wrote:
That's actually a good idea! Let's get creative, fellow Marauders - let's get creative!

*News music plays*

News Reporter: Hello, everyone! I hope you all are having a great week. Today's forecast at Polaris Weather for 04/09/2017 predicts that there will be a blizzard all day today, with the temperature being -19 degrees. Of course, the windchill factor makes it feel like -45 degrees. Stay warm, Penguins!

Tomorrow will be predicting snow. And then Wednesday will be predicting snow... And it seems the rest of this week's forecast is, um... Snow. Tune in next time!
Ah, but how much snow? Let the betting pools begin.

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1362
Calamity Finch on Apr 10, 2018 wrote:
Ah, but how much snow? Let the betting pools begin.
Blizzards, as previously mentioned.

Admiral
Oct 27, 2009
1389
Helpful Aurora Par... on Apr 11, 2018 wrote:
Blizzards, as previously mentioned.
A freak blizzard hit Monquista, dropping 2 mm of snow. Monkeys panic. Bishops say it may be a sign of the Bananapocalypse .
Meanwhile in Polaris, The weather was fair, with an afternoon flurry dropping only 1 fathom of snow. Winter Fair market remains in full swing.

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1362
Calamity Finch on Apr 12, 2018 wrote:
A freak blizzard hit Monquista, dropping 2 mm of snow. Monkeys panic. Bishops say it may be a sign of the Bananapocalypse .
Meanwhile in Polaris, The weather was fair, with an afternoon flurry dropping only 1 fathom of snow. Winter Fair market remains in full swing.
LOL! Love it! Hehe, the Bananapocalypse.

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9182
'Tis a fine, soft day here in Albion. This morning had fog rolling in from the skyway, but was burned off by noon, some drizzle is expected this evening, settling into a fine mist tonight.
This is what keeps Albion green, ye see.

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9182
Weather report for Valencia - thunderstorms with more thunderstorms throughout the week; and this just in - a crank has been flying a kite into the clouds, he intends to prove lighting is merely electricity!

Admiral
Nov 01, 2013
1362
LOL! Those were hilarious! (And great Benjamin Franklin reference, too! )

Ensign
Dec 15, 2012
19
It appears that a new weather phenomenon is happening in marlybone where it is dark all day. Dog everywhere are cowering in their homes, and everyone is blaming the armada. This has been going on for weeks now if we don't get light soon what will happen to marlybone?

Admiral
Oct 27, 2009
1389
sirkamron61 on Apr 15, 2018 wrote:
It appears that a new weather phenomenon is happening in marlybone where it is dark all day. Dog everywhere are cowering in their homes, and everyone is blaming the armada. This has been going on for weeks now if we don't get light soon what will happen to marlybone?
Now we know where the ash from the Waponi's volcano has drifted to; it is in Marleybone, darkening the air and making swirls in the sky.

Gunner's Mate
Dec 25, 2015
285
Today's report is lots of fire in dragonspyre. And in azteca x looks at paper x We're all gonna die? Who wrote this?

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9182
kingme655 on Apr 17, 2018 wrote:
Today's report is lots of fire in dragonspyre. And in azteca x looks at paper x We're all gonna die? Who wrote this?
The Sky is falling! The Sky is falling! ( Literally )