Make a Piratey Shanty!

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Petty Officer
Mar 23, 2011
64
TheSpiderBozz on Jul 11, 2016 wrote:
Wow, you sure are persistent. Trust me, I won't regret it.

Still standing, are you now?
You should just leave and have some chow.

Let me tell you something about swashbucklers,
Even in battle, we are known to be chucklers.

When I go in the black fog,
you won't hear my dialogue.

Then I use Assassin's Strike,
on your back, do you feel that spike?

You seem to have surrounded me, what's the deal?
You've left me no choice but to do the Dance of Steel.

Now for the Grand Shadow dance!
Those your moves? All you can do is prance!

Your still feeling strong, are you proud?
Not for long, here's Assassin's Shroud!

Trying to kill my crew? Wow, your dense.
Well, that's nice, but try my Gallant Defense!

You trying to attack me? Well, the tables are reversed,
because I can always Strike you First!

Hey, I dodged your attack, I should boast!
With a powerful, powerful Riposte!

Keeping your distance? Think you can hide in the shade?
Well, that's too bad, I'm gonna Hurl a few Blades.

You may have buffs, but that won't help you fight,
you'll be dead before you can, so don't think your bright!

You still think you can best me, you do?
Why don't you get the clue?

I will win, no matter the circumstance,
so don't think I will let you advance!

Whew! This is getting intense. But I think we both know the current best! *cough*mine*cough*
Yeah right, like I'm just going to leave! (And just for clarification, I just ate.)

You want me to join in and in play?
Oh, I'm ready to slay!

Let's see who's chuckling after this!
Buckle up tight! Oh what bliss!

Black fog? Seen that before!
Oh your moves, such a bore.

Assassins strike? Pfft, how weak!
Especially for someone fight at their peak!

Dance of steel, more like dance of lame!
A wasted move, what a shame!

Watch out, for valour's armour!
Huh, you can't hurt me? Aww, what a charmer.

You still feeling confident? You know who's best.
After being hit by the big guns, you'll need a rest!

Coming close? Not so fast!
Repel borders! Make sure we last!

You may have hit me earlier. But you can't no more!
So evasive, before i'm hit you'll be dead on the floor!

Not taking enough damage? Let me deal with that!
Firstmates boon, soon you'll be lying down flat!

Sure you're strong, but you just can't last.
You'll be at my mercy before you can say, not so fast!

You can't best me, those are the facts.
Challenge me again and you'll be my new doormat!

Some Dude
Me

Oh look! A new rap! *Ahem, aren't you forgetting something?* Oh yeah! It's way better than that lame other one! *Hey, shush, you're gonna make me look bad!*

Petty Officer
May 17, 2011
89
Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 12, 2016 wrote:
Yeah I happen to be max, but give me a yell when you are too!
I will! Most likely soon, because my game partner promised he would get a computer soon.

Admiral
Jun 02, 2013
1465
Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 10, 2016 wrote:
Well, well, well, a new contestant! Howdy!

Pfft, hoodoo, whats the worst it can do?

Maybe summon a bird that will go after you!

My armour, try dent it!

Oh look, your wand, you just bent it!

Why would I fear someone a troggy could trump?

Watch out for that stick, oof, he gave you a thump!

Son of Zeus? Are you kidding me?

That brain of his is useless, go send him to school please!

Raft? You must be blind, that's a galleon!

Stay away from that well! Oops you just fell in!

You think your stronger?

Well lets see who lasts longer!

You set the bar high, well I set it higher!

Next time I rap,
I will put you on a stake on roast you on my lyric FIREEEE!!!

Loved making that ending..
My spooky voodoo will best you

The bird I'll summon will be zeena to crush you!

Your armour, poorly scented!

Your galleon it's demented (apologies I took a look at your parents ship beforehand)

So don't fight me, you'll get roasted!

So let me end this quick

I'm as tough as a brick, and your a weak link

Imma wash you down the sink

So go on now kid, back to the ice rink!

Boooom!

Best of luck to you

Petty Officer
Mar 23, 2011
64
witchdoctor daruis on Jul 13, 2016 wrote:
My spooky voodoo will best you

The bird I'll summon will be zeena to crush you!

Your armour, poorly scented!

Your galleon it's demented (apologies I took a look at your parents ship beforehand)

So don't fight me, you'll get roasted!

So let me end this quick

I'm as tough as a brick, and your a weak link

Imma wash you down the sink

So go on now kid, back to the ice rink!

Boooom!

Best of luck to you
prepare 2 b am4z'd

You just can't hurt me, don't act like you can,

You have Zeena? Well I got Bonnie Anne!

At least I'm wearing armour,

You look like a broke farmer!

The only thing roast is this delicious marshmallow!

The lyrics you write, so meaningless, so shallow!

Brick is nothing, compared to iron!

Try and dent me! I'm as tough as a lion!

Come on kiddo, you know I'm better, you do,

Don't worry, I already dug your grave for you!

reeeeeeekt.

Petty Officer
May 17, 2011
89
Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 12, 2016 wrote:
Yeah right, like I'm just going to leave! (And just for clarification, I just ate.)

You want me to join in and in play?
Oh, I'm ready to slay!

Let's see who's chuckling after this!
Buckle up tight! Oh what bliss!

Black fog? Seen that before!
Oh your moves, such a bore.

Assassins strike? Pfft, how weak!
Especially for someone fight at their peak!

Dance of steel, more like dance of lame!
A wasted move, what a shame!

Watch out, for valour's armour!
Huh, you can't hurt me? Aww, what a charmer.

You still feeling confident? You know who's best.
After being hit by the big guns, you'll need a rest!

Coming close? Not so fast!
Repel borders! Make sure we last!

You may have hit me earlier. But you can't no more!
So evasive, before i'm hit you'll be dead on the floor!

Not taking enough damage? Let me deal with that!
Firstmates boon, soon you'll be lying down flat!

Sure you're strong, but you just can't last.
You'll be at my mercy before you can say, not so fast!

You can't best me, those are the facts.
Challenge me again and you'll be my new doormat!

Some Dude
Me

Oh look! A new rap! *Ahem, aren't you forgetting something?* Oh yeah! It's way better than that lame other one! *Hey, shush, you're gonna make me look bad!*
I will join you in, but trust me. I won't be your doormat.

Your still fighting on?
You should know you have no brawn.

You aren't capable of slaying!
That is barely even playing!

You may have seen Black Fog before,
but you can't see me anymore!

Repel Boarders is so weak,
no wonder they give it to privy freaks!

Using that stupid Valours Armor?
You don't even deserve to be a farmer!

You really think that you are dodgy?
I am a swashbuckler, and you are podgy!

As if I will lie down on the ground,
I'll be gone without a sound!

And if you think I fleed in fear,
Don't worry, I am very near!

As you walk away, thinking you have won,
I shall strike, and you'll feel like your world has spun!

That same dude
Me

Wow, another rap! *reads the rap* This is even better than the last one! Shush, I am trying to keep good sportsmanship maintained! So I can't think your rap is better than that last one? Oh, of course you can. After all, it's true.

This was a joke. Don't take it seriously.

P.S. Podgy means short and fat.

Petty Officer
May 17, 2011
89
Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 13, 2016 wrote:
prepare 2 b am4z'd

You just can't hurt me, don't act like you can,

You have Zeena? Well I got Bonnie Anne!

At least I'm wearing armour,

You look like a broke farmer!

The only thing roast is this delicious marshmallow!

The lyrics you write, so meaningless, so shallow!

Brick is nothing, compared to iron!

Try and dent me! I'm as tough as a lion!

Come on kiddo, you know I'm better, you do,

Don't worry, I already dug your grave for you!

reeeeeeekt.
"You have Zeena? Well I got Bonnie Anne!"

It can be debated whether Bonnie Anne or Zeena are stronger. I don't actually have Zeena yet, but I have heard only good things about her.

Not trying to pick a fight, just pointing that out.

Petty Officer
Mar 23, 2011
64
TheSpiderBozz on Jul 13, 2016 wrote:
"You have Zeena? Well I got Bonnie Anne!"

It can be debated whether Bonnie Anne or Zeena are stronger. I don't actually have Zeena yet, but I have heard only good things about her.

Not trying to pick a fight, just pointing that out.
She's like Bonnie, but with only 4 or 5 epics, pretty useless imo.

Petty Officer
May 17, 2011
89
Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 14, 2016 wrote:
She's like Bonnie, but with only 4 or 5 epics, pretty useless imo.
oh, ok. I'm styill gonna get her when I can, though.

Petty Officer
May 17, 2011
89
Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 12, 2016 wrote:
Yeah right, like I'm just going to leave! (And just for clarification, I just ate.)

You want me to join in and in play?
Oh, I'm ready to slay!

Let's see who's chuckling after this!
Buckle up tight! Oh what bliss!

Black fog? Seen that before!
Oh your moves, such a bore.

Assassins strike? Pfft, how weak!
Especially for someone fight at their peak!

Dance of steel, more like dance of lame!
A wasted move, what a shame!

Watch out, for valour's armour!
Huh, you can't hurt me? Aww, what a charmer.

You still feeling confident? You know who's best.
After being hit by the big guns, you'll need a rest!

Coming close? Not so fast!
Repel borders! Make sure we last!

You may have hit me earlier. But you can't no more!
So evasive, before i'm hit you'll be dead on the floor!

Not taking enough damage? Let me deal with that!
Firstmates boon, soon you'll be lying down flat!

Sure you're strong, but you just can't last.
You'll be at my mercy before you can say, not so fast!

You can't best me, those are the facts.
Challenge me again and you'll be my new doormat!

Some Dude
Me

Oh look! A new rap! *Ahem, aren't you forgetting something?* Oh yeah! It's way better than that lame other one! *Hey, shush, you're gonna make me look bad!*
Ok, this is fun, but lets face it. My first rap was genius. It think it was really creative and good.

Admiral
Jun 02, 2013
1465
Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 13, 2016 wrote:
prepare 2 b am4z'd

You just can't hurt me, don't act like you can,

You have Zeena? Well I got Bonnie Anne!

At least I'm wearing armour,

You look like a broke farmer!

The only thing roast is this delicious marshmallow!

The lyrics you write, so meaningless, so shallow!

Brick is nothing, compared to iron!

Try and dent me! I'm as tough as a lion!

Come on kiddo, you know I'm better, you do,

Don't worry, I already dug your grave for you!

reeeeeeekt.
Rekt is a debate

Don't battle me I'm too great

You have a hermit as your first mate

And your Bonnie Anne, just went undercover in your crew as my fan

But don't worry I won't hurt you

I'll just whack you with a pan and then I'm finished with you

This is where it ends, the lightning strikes

The skeletons are bloodthirsty, they need more like them for the night

But I could make your situation alright

Just give up, without a fight

Petty Officer
Mar 23, 2011
64
TheSpiderBozz on Jul 15, 2016 wrote:
Ok, this is fun, but lets face it. My first rap was genius. It think it was really creative and good.
What first rap?

Petty Officer
Mar 23, 2011
64
TheSpiderBozz on Jul 13, 2016 wrote:
I will join you in, but trust me. I won't be your doormat.

Your still fighting on?
You should know you have no brawn.

You aren't capable of slaying!
That is barely even playing!

You may have seen Black Fog before,
but you can't see me anymore!

Repel Boarders is so weak,
no wonder they give it to privy freaks!

Using that stupid Valours Armor?
You don't even deserve to be a farmer!

You really think that you are dodgy?
I am a swashbuckler, and you are podgy!

As if I will lie down on the ground,
I'll be gone without a sound!

And if you think I fleed in fear,
Don't worry, I am very near!

As you walk away, thinking you have won,
I shall strike, and you'll feel like your world has spun!

That same dude
Me

Wow, another rap! *reads the rap* This is even better than the last one! Shush, I am trying to keep good sportsmanship maintained! So I can't think your rap is better than that last one? Oh, of course you can. After all, it's true.

This was a joke. Don't take it seriously.

P.S. Podgy means short and fat.
Also, sorry for not replying in a bit, been out and about lately. On holiday, just got to Italy so and we gonna chill for a bit so I'll post soon! :D

Petty Officer
May 17, 2011
89
Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 16, 2016 wrote:
Also, sorry for not replying in a bit, been out and about lately. On holiday, just got to Italy so and we gonna chill for a bit so I'll post soon! :D
No problem. I've been busy too, so it kinda works out. Also, it's funny you mentioned Italy. My parents both come from there. Have fun.

Petty Officer
May 17, 2011
89
Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 16, 2016 wrote:
What first rap?
The first rap I made, with the mini world summaries and the basic overview of our pirates adventure thus far. It's like the 3rd post here.

Ensign
May 24, 2016
9
witchdoctor daruis on Jul 15, 2016 wrote:
Rekt is a debate

Don't battle me I'm too great

You have a hermit as your first mate

And your Bonnie Anne, just went undercover in your crew as my fan

But don't worry I won't hurt you

I'll just whack you with a pan and then I'm finished with you

This is where it ends, the lightning strikes

The skeletons are bloodthirsty, they need more like them for the night

But I could make your situation alright

Just give up, without a fight
Try this for a start.

My Subodai can smash you to dust..
You've been warned, don't mess with us!
Your aim is worse than One Eyed Jack's,
A keen eye is what your team lacks.
I've beaten Rooke, Deacon and the Rat Pack.
There's no time to waste - Catbeard, ATTACK!

You'll never find a sneakier pirate than I,
For I am a Swashbuckler, the quickest that ever sailed the skies!
Made in Scrimshaw, where they put you to the test.
You can't deny that I am the best!

Wee Bonnie Anne from a skyway called Albion
Has more guts than a thousand men.
She never fails to impress,
She's a great ole sharpshooting lass.

as Catbeard

Meow meow meow, this is quite a crisis.
When we fight, we are not the nicest.
I'd say to hold your fire.
After this is finished you'll be at my feet, calling me Sire.

As Subodai

No more talk, only do.
Get out of the way before I pulverise you.
The best reward is victory.
And who will get that reward? Me.

As Bonnie Anne

If you feel the wrath of my gun,
Let me assure you that it's not fun.
As of now, you should flee.
When the smoke clears, who'll be standing? Me.

Scurvy Pearl Parker
Level 59 Swashbuckler

Petty Officer
Jul 13, 2013
70
this is a real shanty from one of my ancestors don't ask how It came all the way to my papa

there were two lofty ships from old England came one was the prince of Luther the other the prince of wales blow high blow low and so sail we all a cruising down the coast of high Barbary

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