Assuming that Madame Vadima and the other teachers are already taken, I'd love to be Mustang Sally.
I fell in love wth Sally the very first time I met her in Flotsam back in Beta. She can kick the bad guys' tails with the best of them, but she's always a lady too.
I wouldn't fall in love with her, she is the wife of El Toro -dadadadada...- WILL YOU STOP THAT!!!!! Man that mariachi music gets really annoying. Anyway, you had better be lucky I don't tell El Toro about your crush on Mustang Sally.