With all the wonderful threats and moral sapping snippets our foes (and friends) toss at us, what are your favorites? Both Pirate and Wizard, since I can't remember what lines come from which game.
Two of mine...
So, Roscoe me boy, I see you still have all your fingers. Good for you!
I shall quench my thirst with the tears of a vanquished wizard.
The whole dialogue of the Ettins in Aquila.
"So, little two-eyes come for my lyre? Now you die!" "Why die? Why we never talk out problems like reasonable Ogres." "We are not ogre. We are Ettin! Now. Prepare to die, tiny one heads!" "You are testy. You never get enough sleep." "Because you snore! First we are killing to eyeses! Then we take nap." "You take nap. I'd enjoy a few moments' peace. Right. Done preparing to die, two eyes?" "Because now we fight!" - Ettins
Have fun, See you piratin' somewhere in the Spiral!