Throughout the 15 levels of my witchdoctor, my Presidio companion, Dead Mike, has made some quite hilarious comments.

Here's an example right before you go to cool ranch:

"Cool Ranch. A great place, if you like dust."

What other funny comments from Dead Mike did you find

Bloody Nigel Templeton, Level 47
Sullen Pedro Devereaux, Level 24
Fiery Brody Voss, Level 15
Merciless Connor Ingham, Level 10
Noble Joseph Bristol, Level 9

Mark Laveer on Jun 29, 2013 wrote:

"Marleybone? I hate Marleybone. I fell off a roof there once".

thats my favorite

coolster50 on Jun 30, 2013 wrote:

'Ours is not to reason why, ours is to do or die...Or both'-Dead Mike

This one was mine XD