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Come Farm with Me: A Parody

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First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
433
This is a parody of Frank Sinatra's Come Fly with Me, inspired by one of my Moo Manchu tower runs. If you haven't heard this song you should look it up or this won't make a lot of sense. Oh and BTW, this is not nearly as good as anything Valkoor has made, or ever will make, so just bear with me here.

Come Farm with Me
Come farm with Me let's farm, let's farm away!
If you can use, some fantastic boots,
There's a boss in Marley - Bone!
Come farm with me, let's farm, let's farm away!

Come farm with me, let's hunt down Moo Manchu!
In Mooshuland there's a five man band,
and they'll drop some loot for you! (toot)
Come farm with me, let's hunt down Moo Manchu!

Once I do this quest here,
We'll be farming all the time,
We'll have killed that big bovine,
so many times!
Once I do this quest here,
You will just cheer,
'cause you got that piece of gear,
that you hold dear.
C'mon let's farm together!

We'll take to the skies
and we'll keep some ships at bay.
You just say the words,
and we'll beat those birds,
in arroyo grande!

We can do it,
while we lis-ten to this tune.
I say, Come farm with Me let's farm, let's farm away!

Once I do this quest here,
We'll be farming all the time,
We'll have killed that big bovine,
so many times!
Once I do this quest here,
You will just cheer,
'cause you got that piece of gear,
that you hold dear.
C'mon let's farm together!

We'll take to the skies
and we'll keep some ships at bay.
You just say the words,
and we'll beat those birds,
in arroyo grande!

We can do it,
while we lis-ten to this tune.
I say, Come farm with Me let's farm,let's farm
C'MON LET'S FARM AWAY!!!!

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
Fearless Finnagan on Jul 24, 2015 wrote:
This is a parody of Frank Sinatra's Come Fly with Me, inspired by one of my Moo Manchu tower runs. If you haven't heard this song you should look it up or this won't make a lot of sense. Oh and BTW, this is not nearly as good as anything Valkoor has made, or ever will make, so just bear with me here.

Come Farm with Me
Come farm with Me let's farm, let's farm away!
If you can use, some fantastic boots,
There's a boss in Marley - Bone!
Come farm with me, let's farm, let's farm away!

Come farm with me, let's hunt down Moo Manchu!
In Mooshuland there's a five man band,
and they'll drop some loot for you! (toot)
Come farm with me, let's hunt down Moo Manchu!

Once I do this quest here,
We'll be farming all the time,
We'll have killed that big bovine,
so many times!
Once I do this quest here,
You will just cheer,
'cause you got that piece of gear,
that you hold dear.
C'mon let's farm together!

We'll take to the skies
and we'll keep some ships at bay.
You just say the words,
and we'll beat those birds,
in arroyo grande!

We can do it,
while we lis-ten to this tune.
I say, Come farm with Me let's farm, let's farm away!

Once I do this quest here,
We'll be farming all the time,
We'll have killed that big bovine,
so many times!
Once I do this quest here,
You will just cheer,
'cause you got that piece of gear,
that you hold dear.
C'mon let's farm together!

We'll take to the skies
and we'll keep some ships at bay.
You just say the words,
and we'll beat those birds,
in arroyo grande!

We can do it,
while we lis-ten to this tune.
I say, Come farm with Me let's farm,let's farm
C'MON LET'S FARM AWAY!!!!
Hey, give yourself some credit there, Finn...I think you did a simply, fantastic job-- as you did it 'Your Way'! And anything involving Ol' Blue Eyes is surely a hit in my blue eyes! Very well done and it definitely got me in the mood for some farming and for some more of Albert's greatest tunes.

So thank you for that!

Maybe you could follow up with a parody called 'Send in the Crowns'.

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9856
Fearless Finnagan on Jul 24, 2015 wrote:
This is a parody of Frank Sinatra's Come Fly with Me, inspired by one of my Moo Manchu tower runs. If you haven't heard this song you should look it up or this won't make a lot of sense. Oh and BTW, this is not nearly as good as anything Valkoor has made, or ever will make, so just bear with me here.

Come Farm with Me
Come farm with Me let's farm, let's farm away!
If you can use, some fantastic boots,
There's a boss in Marley - Bone!
Come farm with me, let's farm, let's farm away!

Come farm with me, let's hunt down Moo Manchu!
In Mooshuland there's a five man band,
and they'll drop some loot for you! (toot)
Come farm with me, let's hunt down Moo Manchu!

Once I do this quest here,
We'll be farming all the time,
We'll have killed that big bovine,
so many times!
Once I do this quest here,
You will just cheer,
'cause you got that piece of gear,
that you hold dear.
C'mon let's farm together!

We'll take to the skies
and we'll keep some ships at bay.
You just say the words,
and we'll beat those birds,
in arroyo grande!

We can do it,
while we lis-ten to this tune.
I say, Come farm with Me let's farm, let's farm away!

Once I do this quest here,
We'll be farming all the time,
We'll have killed that big bovine,
so many times!
Once I do this quest here,
You will just cheer,
'cause you got that piece of gear,
that you hold dear.
C'mon let's farm together!

We'll take to the skies
and we'll keep some ships at bay.
You just say the words,
and we'll beat those birds,
in arroyo grande!

We can do it,
while we lis-ten to this tune.
I say, Come farm with Me let's farm,let's farm
C'MON LET'S FARM AWAY!!!!
excellent parody and it seems as if your muse has inspired me. "The Passionate Shepherd to His Love" by Christopher Marlowe, re-imagined for Pirate101:

Come farm with me and be first mate,
And we will all the epics rate,
Of armor, buffs, hides and shields,
All the gear a boss may yield.
Then we will find some chests,
After beating mobs, we'll get the best,
in towers, dungeons or sewers bleak,
we will gain what we seek.
There I will give them poisoned roses,
And you will tread upon their toeses,
A helm of power and a jerkin,
Will leave all our gang a-smirkin'.
The mobs will flee and scream or cry,
But what do we care, you and I?
So if these delights your mind elate,
Come farm with me and be first mate.
Esperanza Devereaux

First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
433
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Jul 24, 2015 wrote:
Hey, give yourself some credit there, Finn...I think you did a simply, fantastic job-- as you did it 'Your Way'! And anything involving Ol' Blue Eyes is surely a hit in my blue eyes! Very well done and it definitely got me in the mood for some farming and for some more of Albert's greatest tunes.

So thank you for that!

Maybe you could follow up with a parody called 'Send in the Crowns'.
Send in the Crowns! Oh my gosh! If this is the kind of stuff that you can come up with on a regular basis, Your family and friends are extremely lucky! It's pure genius! And to think the closest thing I can think of for a follow up would be The Lady Elite is a Tramp...

First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
433
anecorbie on Jul 24, 2015 wrote:
excellent parody and it seems as if your muse has inspired me. "The Passionate Shepherd to His Love" by Christopher Marlowe, re-imagined for Pirate101:

Come farm with me and be first mate,
And we will all the epics rate,
Of armor, buffs, hides and shields,
All the gear a boss may yield.
Then we will find some chests,
After beating mobs, we'll get the best,
in towers, dungeons or sewers bleak,
we will gain what we seek.
There I will give them poisoned roses,
And you will tread upon their toeses,
A helm of power and a jerkin,
Will leave all our gang a-smirkin'.
The mobs will flee and scream or cry,
But what do we care, you and I?
So if these delights your mind elate,
Come farm with me and be first mate.
Esperanza Devereaux
Geez, the things you can come up with! I think that if Talon, Valkoor, and yourself teamed up and made a musical play the world gape so much in awe and laughter that it would explode!

Lieutenant
Oct 11, 2012
108
Wow, you pirates certainly have a way with words ! I had to go look up the songs to understand them and you guys did a fantastic job! You must be a part of the Aquilian poets!

First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
433
ElijahWaterVault on Jul 25, 2015 wrote:
Wow, you pirates certainly have a way with words ! I had to go look up the songs to understand them and you guys did a fantastic job! You must be a part of the Aquilian poets!
x Bows Humbly x Thank you very much. The Aquilan poets rejected several of my applications, though.

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9856
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Jul 24, 2015 wrote:
Hey, give yourself some credit there, Finn...I think you did a simply, fantastic job-- as you did it 'Your Way'! And anything involving Ol' Blue Eyes is surely a hit in my blue eyes! Very well done and it definitely got me in the mood for some farming and for some more of Albert's greatest tunes.

So thank you for that!

Maybe you could follow up with a parody called 'Send in the Crowns'.
Be careful what you ask for Valkoor:
Why aren't I rich?
Why can't I buy stuff?
No matter what I have, It still ain't enuff.
Where are the Crowns?
They've added a new mount,
And a companion to boot,
So now I want all that glorious loot.
Where are my Crowns?
I need a new weapon,
And maybe a pet,
This will make a dent in my paycheck, you bet.
Send in the Crowns
There ought to be Crowns.
If I got what I wanted,
And had all I need,
I could play the game with incredible speed.
Send in the Crowns,
Where are the Crowns?
Never mind, I got some here.
Esperanza Devereaux

First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
433
anecorbie on Jul 26, 2015 wrote:
Be careful what you ask for Valkoor:
Why aren't I rich?
Why can't I buy stuff?
No matter what I have, It still ain't enuff.
Where are the Crowns?
They've added a new mount,
And a companion to boot,
So now I want all that glorious loot.
Where are my Crowns?
I need a new weapon,
And maybe a pet,
This will make a dent in my paycheck, you bet.
Send in the Crowns
There ought to be Crowns.
If I got what I wanted,
And had all I need,
I could play the game with incredible speed.
Send in the Crowns,
Where are the Crowns?
Never mind, I got some here.
Esperanza Devereaux
x claps x Ok, for better or for worse, you have forever changed how I look at that song. Well done!

Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6204
Imma just sit her a while and soak in all this wonderful silliness. The amazing talents of our Message Board Marauders is just delightful.

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
anecorbie on Jul 26, 2015 wrote:
Be careful what you ask for Valkoor:
Why aren't I rich?
Why can't I buy stuff?
No matter what I have, It still ain't enuff.
Where are the Crowns?
They've added a new mount,
And a companion to boot,
So now I want all that glorious loot.
Where are my Crowns?
I need a new weapon,
And maybe a pet,
This will make a dent in my paycheck, you bet.
Send in the Crowns
There ought to be Crowns.
If I got what I wanted,
And had all I need,
I could play the game with incredible speed.
Send in the Crowns,
Where are the Crowns?
Never mind, I got some here.
Esperanza Devereaux
YESSSS, FINALLY!!!....I knew that one day, one of my not-so-subtle hints would work on you!

And you delivered quite admirably, must I say....'you must, you must'! Very well done Esperanza.

Although, I just may have added one last 'Spend-in' the Crowns' (in bold & italics)-- just to add some emphasis to the almighty powerful, mind controlling, irresistible force that those Crowns possess.

Did somebody say CROWNS!!! Where are my wallet and credit card.....

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
Fearless Finnagan on Jul 24, 2015 wrote:
Send in the Crowns! Oh my gosh! If this is the kind of stuff that you can come up with on a regular basis, Your family and friends are extremely lucky! It's pure genius! And to think the closest thing I can think of for a follow up would be The Lady Elite is a Tramp...
Why thank you Finn- if I may call you that.

I can without a doubt say that these types of things are a regularly occurring 'phenomena' (sounds better than problem) for me and my thought process-- you have no idea how much willpower I have had to summon, in order to keep from torturing you all with a 'daily dose of DOH' from me and my nutball brain. Although most that are around me, surely wouldn't refer to it as 'pure genius'...but I do thank you nonetheless.

Keep up the wonderful and fun posting, Finn! And who knows...I just may produce a 'regular occurrence' right here in this thread.........maybe, perhaps, possibly.

First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
433
ValkoorTheVictorio... on Jul 27, 2015 wrote:
Why thank you Finn- if I may call you that.

I can without a doubt say that these types of things are a regularly occurring 'phenomena' (sounds better than problem) for me and my thought process-- you have no idea how much willpower I have had to summon, in order to keep from torturing you all with a 'daily dose of DOH' from me and my nutball brain. Although most that are around me, surely wouldn't refer to it as 'pure genius'...but I do thank you nonetheless.

Keep up the wonderful and fun posting, Finn! And who knows...I just may produce a 'regular occurrence' right here in this thread.........maybe, perhaps, possibly.
I'm glad you're posting at a higher frequency again. Oh, and you may certainly call me Finn!

Phenomena or problem, whatever you want to call it, I'm very happy you have it!

First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
433
Chrissy Th'Blesser on Jul 27, 2015 wrote:
Imma just sit her a while and soak in all this wonderful silliness. The amazing talents of our Message Board Marauders is just delightful.
Me: Oh yes! I have many talents. For example, I do card tricks.

Sarah Steele: Card tricks? Card tricks? You asked me to pick a card, and then you asked me to give you the card, and then you asked if that was my card!

Ratbeard: Aye, truly astounding, Cap'n! Never seen anything like it before!

Sarah: What do you mean? All you did was just eat the cards!

Ratbeard: That's what I mean. I've never seen anything so delicious!

Bosun
Dec 24, 2009
394
Fearless Finnagan on Jul 24, 2015 wrote:
This is a parody of Frank Sinatra's Come Fly with Me, inspired by one of my Moo Manchu tower runs. If you haven't heard this song you should look it up or this won't make a lot of sense. Oh and BTW, this is not nearly as good as anything Valkoor has made, or ever will make, so just bear with me here.

Come Farm with Me
Come farm with Me let's farm, let's farm away!
If you can use, some fantastic boots,
There's a boss in Marley - Bone!
Come farm with me, let's farm, let's farm away!

Come farm with me, let's hunt down Moo Manchu!
In Mooshuland there's a five man band,
and they'll drop some loot for you! (toot)
Come farm with me, let's hunt down Moo Manchu!

Once I do this quest here,
We'll be farming all the time,
We'll have killed that big bovine,
so many times!
Once I do this quest here,
You will just cheer,
'cause you got that piece of gear,
that you hold dear.
C'mon let's farm together!

We'll take to the skies
and we'll keep some ships at bay.
You just say the words,
and we'll beat those birds,
in arroyo grande!

We can do it,
while we lis-ten to this tune.
I say, Come farm with Me let's farm, let's farm away!

Once I do this quest here,
We'll be farming all the time,
We'll have killed that big bovine,
so many times!
Once I do this quest here,
You will just cheer,
'cause you got that piece of gear,
that you hold dear.
C'mon let's farm together!

We'll take to the skies
and we'll keep some ships at bay.
You just say the words,
and we'll beat those birds,
in arroyo grande!

We can do it,
while we lis-ten to this tune.
I say, Come farm with Me let's farm,let's farm
C'MON LET'S FARM AWAY!!!!
Sorry I'm late Finnigan!

Anyways, well put together sir. Truly great work. You're a lot more creative than you give yourself credit for. I'll look forward to anymore of your parodies in the future.

Btw, would you mind showing me some of those cards tricks. I seem to have gotten Ratbeard upset and I need to get on good terms again.

I could post my name here like normal, but you know who I am

Gunner's Mate
Jul 08, 2013
263
Fearless Finnagan on Jul 24, 2015 wrote:
This is a parody of Frank Sinatra's Come Fly with Me, inspired by one of my Moo Manchu tower runs. If you haven't heard this song you should look it up or this won't make a lot of sense. Oh and BTW, this is not nearly as good as anything Valkoor has made, or ever will make, so just bear with me here.

Come Farm with Me
Come farm with Me let's farm, let's farm away!
If you can use, some fantastic boots,
There's a boss in Marley - Bone!
Come farm with me, let's farm, let's farm away!

Come farm with me, let's hunt down Moo Manchu!
In Mooshuland there's a five man band,
and they'll drop some loot for you! (toot)
Come farm with me, let's hunt down Moo Manchu!

Once I do this quest here,
We'll be farming all the time,
We'll have killed that big bovine,
so many times!
Once I do this quest here,
You will just cheer,
'cause you got that piece of gear,
that you hold dear.
C'mon let's farm together!

We'll take to the skies
and we'll keep some ships at bay.
You just say the words,
and we'll beat those birds,
in arroyo grande!

We can do it,
while we lis-ten to this tune.
I say, Come farm with Me let's farm, let's farm away!

Once I do this quest here,
We'll be farming all the time,
We'll have killed that big bovine,
so many times!
Once I do this quest here,
You will just cheer,
'cause you got that piece of gear,
that you hold dear.
C'mon let's farm together!

We'll take to the skies
and we'll keep some ships at bay.
You just say the words,
and we'll beat those birds,
in arroyo grande!

We can do it,
while we lis-ten to this tune.
I say, Come farm with Me let's farm,let's farm
C'MON LET'S FARM AWAY!!!!
Nice song! I swear farming takes so long these days.......... -_-.......... But seriously good job!

Fearless Talon Lewis

Golden Leo

Sean Nightingale

The warriors of the spiral.

Ensign
Jul 16, 2013
42
I have a question what is farming. I've been wanting to know for a while.

First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
433
FireMorgan13 on Jul 27, 2015 wrote:
Sorry I'm late Finnigan!

Anyways, well put together sir. Truly great work. You're a lot more creative than you give yourself credit for. I'll look forward to anymore of your parodies in the future.

Btw, would you mind showing me some of those cards tricks. I seem to have gotten Ratbeard upset and I need to get on good terms again.

I could post my name here like normal, but you know who I am
Well, you know, that Ratbeard is hard to please. The solution I usually use is lock him in a room with nothing but kegs of yum, and he'll have forgotten why he's mad at you by morning!

First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
433
warrior021u on Jul 28, 2015 wrote:
Nice song! I swear farming takes so long these days.......... -_-.......... But seriously good job!

Fearless Talon Lewis

Golden Leo

Sean Nightingale

The warriors of the spiral.
You know, Talon, I never did add you during that Moo Manchu run. You wanna meet up sometime so I can friend you?

First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
433
dark man 197 on Jul 28, 2015 wrote:
I have a question what is farming. I've been wanting to know for a while.
Farming is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result. (rimshot)

Bosun
Dec 24, 2009
394
Fearless Finnagan on Jul 28, 2015 wrote:
Farming is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result. (rimshot)
So true.

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
9856
dark man 197 on Jul 28, 2015 wrote:
I have a question what is farming. I've been wanting to know for a while.
When you learn that a certain boss drops a really good item, but you didn't get it the first time you defeated him/her; then you are said to be 'farming' when you fight that boss over and over again hoping to get that item.
Example: Captain Blood and his jacket.

First Mate
Nov 01, 2012
433
Stay Tuned people! I have another parody of a great Sinatra song in the works. Still toying with the lyrics.

Bosun
Dec 24, 2009
394
Fearless Finnagan on Jul 30, 2015 wrote:
Stay Tuned people! I have another parody of a great Sinatra song in the works. Still toying with the lyrics.
I look forward to reading it. I myself am currently writing a parody. I'll make sure your next parody gets lots of time in the spotlight before I post mine though.

First Mate
Sep 13, 2010
402
XD

...wait does that qualify as a post?

I feel it's necessary to add in some more words to make it look longer-- better safe than sorry. You know how it is these days, people on the internet write long, intelligent books now instead of the old "were u at? r u busy?"

I just read all the stuff above in this post and I'm afraid it's going too far off-topic. I'm gonna go back to the theme of "XD" and put in some smileys.



I feel like a true person because I actually recognized those songs :-D

bye
There are plenty of posts shorter than this, so i shan't continue writing. Shan't is a pretty unusual word, like "mustn't", "mightn't", "he/she'd've", and "'tisn't". I just did some Googling to find out these weird contractions.

bye again

no, lucas, don't start. nope.

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