A day in the life of Jacob the Pirate.

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Lieutenant
Apr 30, 2011
106
4:24 AM
-Golden Chicken yells-
What's wrong little guy? -Blinks and stares at the window, and the sun is up-
..Really?
5:00 AM
GET UP, GET UP NOW.
Crew: I don't wanna.
You will because..uhhh..WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Crew: WHAT!?
Not really.
5:50 AM
Ratbeard randomly walks around singing "Like a boss"
._. -throws rock and game crashes-
7:50 AM
Crew: We're okay!
Good, now, nobody does anything with an internet meme, that's my job. -Spins wheel and ship starts spinning- BARREL ROLL!
-Game crashes-
8:15 AM
Okay, what we need to do now is, we need to destroy some of the Armada Ships
Bonnie: Cats, I just want to hug them all, Cats..I just want them all
Catbeard: That's offensive
-Facepalm-
We need to fix you guys.
Gracie Conrad: Their coding is broken, I think.
Now you tell me?
-Ship is on fire and there are random memes everywhere-
Gracie: Yep.
Catbeard eats poptart and starts screaming Nyan
9:00 AM
Okay, I think they are okay now.
Crew: What did you do to the ship, Cap'n.
e.e
11:00 AM
-Stacks crates of cannon-balls -
Alright, now let's get these back to Marley-Bone.
12:00 PM
-pokes at Dog Treat-
So..we eat these?
Gracie: Yep!
Catbeard: So, no fish? I want fish -He goes on and on about fish-
Ratbeard: Oh be quiet!
I'll ask Emma..
12:48 PM
Thanks Emma!
-Waves and starts to eat Yum-cake and drink Aquila Tea-
Catbeard: I'd still rather have fish.
All: BE QUIET!
1:49 PM
-Armada Marine falls down-
Glad that's over...
Wait, Bonnie...Don't hold the camera that close to the eeeddgeeeeeeeeeee
PLEASE STAND BY
-Elevator music-
7:57 PM
-climbs onto the ship covered in rain water-
It was raining. e.e Good thing the camera is okay.
Bonnie, please be more- Wait, where is she.
Ratbeard: She's doing cartwheels on the edge of the ship.
-Facepalm-
8:10 PM
I guess I'll just post something on the message boards.
-begins to type-
9:54 PM
-Reads message:
Hi guys, I just posted a entry about today, it was too wacky to not post it, so here it is.
Thanks for reading guys.
Jacob

Gunner's Mate
Jun 15, 2009
273
Oh catbeard and I have a lot in common although I ran out of poptarts

Ensign
Dec 09, 2012
39
Commodore
Feb 29, 2012
892
Beautifulmonkey on Jul 4, 2013 wrote:
4:24 AM
-Golden Chicken yells-
What's wrong little guy? -Blinks and stares at the window, and the sun is up-
..Really?
5:00 AM
GET UP, GET UP NOW.
Crew: I don't wanna.
You will because..uhhh..WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Crew: WHAT!?
Not really.
5:50 AM
Ratbeard randomly walks around singing "Like a boss"
._. -throws rock and game crashes-
7:50 AM
Crew: We're okay!
Good, now, nobody does anything with an internet meme, that's my job. -Spins wheel and ship starts spinning- BARREL ROLL!
-Game crashes-
8:15 AM
Okay, what we need to do now is, we need to destroy some of the Armada Ships
Bonnie: Cats, I just want to hug them all, Cats..I just want them all
Catbeard: That's offensive
-Facepalm-
We need to fix you guys.
Gracie Conrad: Their coding is broken, I think.
Now you tell me?
-Ship is on fire and there are random memes everywhere-
Gracie: Yep.
Catbeard eats poptart and starts screaming Nyan
9:00 AM
Okay, I think they are okay now.
Crew: What did you do to the ship, Cap'n.
e.e
11:00 AM
-Stacks crates of cannon-balls -
Alright, now let's get these back to Marley-Bone.
12:00 PM
-pokes at Dog Treat-
So..we eat these?
Gracie: Yep!
Catbeard: So, no fish? I want fish -He goes on and on about fish-
Ratbeard: Oh be quiet!
I'll ask Emma..
12:48 PM
Thanks Emma!
-Waves and starts to eat Yum-cake and drink Aquila Tea-
Catbeard: I'd still rather have fish.
All: BE QUIET!
1:49 PM
-Armada Marine falls down-
Glad that's over...
Wait, Bonnie...Don't hold the camera that close to the eeeddgeeeeeeeeeee
PLEASE STAND BY
-Elevator music-
7:57 PM
-climbs onto the ship covered in rain water-
It was raining. e.e Good thing the camera is okay.
Bonnie, please be more- Wait, where is she.
Ratbeard: She's doing cartwheels on the edge of the ship.
-Facepalm-
8:10 PM
I guess I'll just post something on the message boards.
-begins to type-
9:54 PM
-Reads message:
Hi guys, I just posted a entry about today, it was too wacky to not post it, so here it is.
Thanks for reading guys.
Jacob
-snickers- Ah, no problem, Jacob. Gracie seemed to prefer the homemade dog treats I made though... She's got a humorous side, I swear.

Thanks for the laugh, Jacob! I thought this was cool.

Ciao!

Petty Officer
Dec 04, 2011
54
hilarious how did you come up with that?

Petty Officer
Dec 04, 2011
54
Beautifulmonkey on Jul 4, 2013 wrote:
4:24 AM
-Golden Chicken yells-
What's wrong little guy? -Blinks and stares at the window, and the sun is up-
..Really?
5:00 AM
GET UP, GET UP NOW.
Crew: I don't wanna.
You will because..uhhh..WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Crew: WHAT!?
Not really.
5:50 AM
Ratbeard randomly walks around singing "Like a boss"
._. -throws rock and game crashes-
7:50 AM
Crew: We're okay!
Good, now, nobody does anything with an internet meme, that's my job. -Spins wheel and ship starts spinning- BARREL ROLL!
-Game crashes-
8:15 AM
Okay, what we need to do now is, we need to destroy some of the Armada Ships
Bonnie: Cats, I just want to hug them all, Cats..I just want them all
Catbeard: That's offensive
-Facepalm-
We need to fix you guys.
Gracie Conrad: Their coding is broken, I think.
Now you tell me?
-Ship is on fire and there are random memes everywhere-
Gracie: Yep.
Catbeard eats poptart and starts screaming Nyan
9:00 AM
Okay, I think they are okay now.
Crew: What did you do to the ship, Cap'n.
e.e
11:00 AM
-Stacks crates of cannon-balls -
Alright, now let's get these back to Marley-Bone.
12:00 PM
-pokes at Dog Treat-
So..we eat these?
Gracie: Yep!
Catbeard: So, no fish? I want fish -He goes on and on about fish-
Ratbeard: Oh be quiet!
I'll ask Emma..
12:48 PM
Thanks Emma!
-Waves and starts to eat Yum-cake and drink Aquila Tea-
Catbeard: I'd still rather have fish.
All: BE QUIET!
1:49 PM
-Armada Marine falls down-
Glad that's over...
Wait, Bonnie...Don't hold the camera that close to the eeeddgeeeeeeeeeee
PLEASE STAND BY
-Elevator music-
7:57 PM
-climbs onto the ship covered in rain water-
It was raining. e.e Good thing the camera is okay.
Bonnie, please be more- Wait, where is she.
Ratbeard: She's doing cartwheels on the edge of the ship.
-Facepalm-
8:10 PM
I guess I'll just post something on the message boards.
-begins to type-
9:54 PM
-Reads message:
Hi guys, I just posted a entry about today, it was too wacky to not post it, so here it is.
Thanks for reading guys.
Jacob
my favorite part was when catbeard ate a poptart