I'd say your odds of getting a Shady badge are... Slim.
And we definitely won't be having Fifty Shades of Anything in this game.
Would the real Slim Shady please stand up? Oh so clever and quite hysterical-- you deserve some M&Ms for that one there.
And yikes, yes, no Fifty Shades of Nothing please (unless it's Fifty Shades of Crayola).
How about a badge with the word Shadow instead, maybe...Shadowbane? Or perhaps a line of Shade providing badges like:
Old Scratches favorite Copperbone, Hawkules' Aquilian Tropic, the great mix of Bullrog AoE 50 or......El Toro's personal favorite Ole! Or possibly Monkey King's pride and joy, Banana Skiff or even Ratbeard's highly explosive Nitrogena!