Presidio Five Improvements?

May 09, 2013
I don't know if anyone else feels this way, but I would like to see the presidio five gain more powers after their last promotion. They have been with us before toro or even ratbeard and yet all they get is a critical strike. They deserve to be near the same level as the mooshu five, or even the kraken skulls five.

Milo: Back stab or dance of steel
Gaspard: mighty/brutal charge
Crab guy: Kraken's lament
Lucky Jack: discipline/call to arms
Dead mike: the reaper (so perfect)