Hilarious criticals!

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Petty Officer
Nov 29, 2011
73
I just got Catbeard as a companion yesterday and I first tried him out in battle today. When he used his critical the first time, I literally fell over laughing. The only thing I could think of was: "Fish Frenzy of Death!"

Ensign
Sep 08, 2011
13
Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6079
Lol I agree, Just wait until you see him blow up his fish or does his minuet dance

Lieutenant
May 29, 2009
122
I just promoted my Milo Graytail to his tier 3 the other day. I think he's been hanging around Ratbeard too much, though
Now for his epic critical he does this spin thing where he hits with each spin. Only when he gets done he hangs his head and there are stars swirling above like he got dizzy! LOL

I'm pretty sure somewhere Ratbeard is looking on thinking, "He's just a young rat and h'es trying but he STILL ain't as scurvy as me!"

~SM~

First Mate
Dec 12, 2011
419
SorceressMiklai on Jun 10, 2013 wrote:
I just promoted my Milo Graytail to his tier 3 the other day. I think he's been hanging around Ratbeard too much, though
Now for his epic critical he does this spin thing where he hits with each spin. Only when he gets done he hangs his head and there are stars swirling above like he got dizzy! LOL

I'm pretty sure somewhere Ratbeard is looking on thinking, "He's just a young rat and h'es trying but he STILL ain't as scurvy as me!"

~SM~
Hahah, I never noticed that. That's awesome XD

Developer
My favorite critical in the game is Milo's "field goal" kick. It cracks me up every time he does it.

Plus he goes, "Woo... Hoo!" when he finishes off an enemy.

And he has a goofy voice and some of the best lines in the game.

So I pretty much find myself choosing Milo's background for all new characters, just so I can have him along to make me chuckle.

Lieutenant
Dec 19, 2012
173
alot of my main companions don't have crits that i find funny but companions like Khan have crits that i think are really cool.

Khan has that mega crit where he chest kicks the enemy plus his epic where he does the elbow hits

Ensign
Apr 28, 2011
17
Some critical animations I liked were...
  • Gaspard De Vole's Epic hit- Bet he'd be dizzy spinning in that many circles...
  • Duck Holliday's Critical hit- Shoots his giant gun with so much power he falls back
  • Egg Shen's Epic hit- Again, wouldn't he be dizzy flipping so much?
  • El Tiburon's Critical hit- I put a hole in your ship and chomped you, bwahahahaha!
  • Catbeard's Super hit (only seen it in pvp)- fling, fling, fling, fling, fling, fling, fish, for, the, win!
  • Kan Po's Epic hit- I like how it makes you think the animation is over, but there's more stick hitting!
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Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6079
Ratbeard on Jun 11, 2013 wrote:
My favorite critical in the game is Milo's "field goal" kick. It cracks me up every time he does it.

Plus he goes, "Woo... Hoo!" when he finishes off an enemy.

And he has a goofy voice and some of the best lines in the game.

So I pretty much find myself choosing Milo's background for all new characters, just so I can have him along to make me chuckle.
I agree, Milo's kick is so high, it makes me hurt just watching it. He could win a position in the Rockettes with that kick alone

Lieutenant
Mar 30, 2011
154
L O L woo! cat beards crictal is so funny and when hits and arent you wasteing your critcal hit when you eat a fish in his dance BAM FISH blast so funny

Gunner's Mate
Apr 19, 2012
292
Yeah there is lots of funny stuff throughout the game. Not only with criticals but with character interactions. They seem to have taken it to the next level in the new worlds. The exchanges between Hawkules and El Toro are very funny. Also Ratbeard saying..." Explosives aren't my answer...it's THE answer! They always work!" Monkey King always has something sarcastic to say but the Ettins have to be my favorite. They crack me up when they take hits and their pro wrestling style criticals are hilarious.

Wicked Erin, Self Appointed Unlimited Class World Swashbuckling Champion Supreme

Ensign
Nov 26, 2012
9
My favorite part of Catbeard's critical is when he finishes throwing fish and then calmly says, "Meow," almost like he's bored with his opponent. Cracks me up every time!