The Morphing Mash

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Lieutenant
Sep 19, 2011
126
I was working in the tent late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my hybrid from his slab began to arise and suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash the morphing mash the morphing mash
It was a hybrid smash he did the mash it caught on in a flash
He did the mash the morphing mash
From my laboratory in the castle east to the master bedroom where the batacudas feast
The pets all came from their humble abodes to get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash they did the morphing mash the morphing mash
It was a hybrid smash they did the mash it caught on in a flash
The Jackalopes were having fun the party had just begun
The guests included The Coral Widow, Clocktopus and his son
The scene was rockin' all were digging the sounds Igor on chains backed by his Sabertooth Bunnies
The hoodoo-bangers were about to arrive with their vocal group the Nefarious Five
They played the mash they played the morphing mash the morphing mash
It was a hybred smash they played the morphing mash it caught on in a flash
They played the mash the morphing mash
Out from his coffin Bat Matersons voice did ring, seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said whatever happened to my Cool Ranch twist
Its now the mash the morphing mash the morphing mash
And it's a hybrid smash it's now the mash it's now the morphing mash
Now everything is cool, the Paper Dragon is a part of the band. And my morphing mash is the hit of the land
For you the Pirates this mash was meant for you When you get to the door tell them Avery sent you
Then you can mash you can do the morphing mash the morphing mash

Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6079
jeffreyskullpants on Sep 16, 2014 wrote:
I was working in the tent late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my hybrid from his slab began to arise and suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash the morphing mash the morphing mash
It was a hybrid smash he did the mash it caught on in a flash
He did the mash the morphing mash
From my laboratory in the castle east to the master bedroom where the batacudas feast
The pets all came from their humble abodes to get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash they did the morphing mash the morphing mash
It was a hybrid smash they did the mash it caught on in a flash
The Jackalopes were having fun the party had just begun
The guests included The Coral Widow, Clocktopus and his son
The scene was rockin' all were digging the sounds Igor on chains backed by his Sabertooth Bunnies
The hoodoo-bangers were about to arrive with their vocal group the Nefarious Five
They played the mash they played the morphing mash the morphing mash
It was a hybred smash they played the morphing mash it caught on in a flash
They played the mash the morphing mash
Out from his coffin Bat Matersons voice did ring, seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said whatever happened to my Cool Ranch twist
Its now the mash the morphing mash the morphing mash
And it's a hybrid smash it's now the mash it's now the morphing mash
Now everything is cool, the Paper Dragon is a part of the band. And my morphing mash is the hit of the land
For you the Pirates this mash was meant for you When you get to the door tell them Avery sent you
Then you can mash you can do the morphing mash the morphing mash
Oh that was just wonderfully, spookily delightful. I would love to hear how the Nefarious 5 sound. Keep this up. Extremely giggle worthy.

Pirate Overlord
Mar 16, 2012
5740
Commodore
Jul 07, 2013
960
So about that monster mash dance emote for Halloween.........

Virtuous Dante Ramsey

Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2699
Epic...I mean Mega........I mean Super song Jeffrey. You had me singing and doing the Morphing Mash all day at work. I don't even know how to do the Morphing Mash but I can tell I was doing it, because fellow workers wouldn't stop staring at and backing away from me.

It literally was a jobsite smash and I caught on with a flash. I think I may have Morphing Mashed a bit too hard though-- my hammer came out of the pouch and fell on the ol' foot.......and VOILA, just like that, a new hybrid was born.

The new Hammer Toed! This Morphing Mash really does work!!!

Very hilarious and clever song-- well done Jeffrey!

Lieutenant
Sep 19, 2011
126
thank you all for the shout outs. I had fun doing this. Chrissy not sure but the Nefarious 5 seemed like a Goth band to me.
Valkoor the hammer toad had me spilling my coffee, sounded like a new drink " I'll take a screwdriver a bottle of Yum and a hammer toad please"